Texts between me and my 13 yo daughter. #Winning

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLL #KTBFFH

AJ Brown spent weeks complaining while the Eagles were winning. The last two weeks, he’s been getting multiple targets and TDs…and the Eagles have lost both. Wonder if he’s happy?

This thread is frighteningly accurate. I’ve been teaching at the college level for almost 30 years and my colleagues and I have these discussions seemingly daily.

The tree is up. And the 6-month old kitten is in heaven.

CHAAAAOOOSSSSS

As someone who is Clanga-adjacent (son went to State), I am excited to see what they can do against a “no we’re not distracted about anything why do you ask” Lane Kiffin team.

Glad I wore my stretchy pants!

I know I’m late to the party, but #KPopDemonHunters is awesome!

Jordan was robbed! #DWTS

LFG Jordan!!! #DWTS

I love Elaine, but I could not get past those costume choices. WTF? #DWTS

@jowrotethis.bsky.social I am SO glad you recommended The Will of the Many. It finally came available at my library; I’m 100 or so pages in and HOOKED.

This is a great thread, and it accurately encapsulates my feelings around weight. I've yo-yo'd so much in my life that I should have a string attached to my back. I'm 56. I'm gonna be as healthy as I can, and as happy as I can, and not worry about weight (as much as I can).

Ummmmmmm. The play by play guy for Bama-Gonzaga is named "Spero Dedes." I refuse to believe that's a real name.

Please get Bruce Pearl’s maga ass off my teevee

Don’t run a 4th down route a yard short of the sticks!

Is it possible to get an entirely new offensive line in the draft/free agency?

Well shit.

LFG!!!!

JAHMYR

Nobody’s happier that Bates made that than Goff.

Forget about the greater conversation for a moment, And just concentrate on this one statement. To say that $2k isn’t a substantial amount for anyone is WILD. My brother in Christ, you must be living in a Mich different world than most of the people I know.

Everything about this is perfect

I get so excited when I see a large (for me) number by my notifications, only to click on them and realize it was just a bot that found me and went back through liking all of my posts.

Wait. Defenses are out here with full-on choreographed turnover celebrations, but you jump on a goal post and it’s unsportsmanlike?!

Bama soccer gets the win in the 1st round match with a backup keeper making 3 saves in PKs. What a game!

South Carolina Theatre Association Festival weekend. Let’s recruit some theatre students!

At a matinee of As You Like It at Georgia Southern, to see my daughter perform. Lemme tell you…800 middle and high school students in one space are LOUD.

Well, obviously I am unable to continue grading Theatre History papers.

I have no idea how a person can control their body that much.

Maybe folks were too quick to assume the final?

HOT DAMN BAMA! #BallAndOats

Shit

If Bama can manage to not foul on every possession, maybe we can pull this game out.

Had a friend who lives in DC, talking about the Kennedy Center day, “He’s got the whole place lit up at night like a Patriotic Brothel.” ☠️☠️💀💀 I may never recover.

Am I going through this thread and liking every Doctor Who reference? Yes. Yes, I am.

Post you from a different era (Why yes, my parents did train me to respond to them saying “Touchdown!” like this)

"The results wreck the argument from some prominent centrist commentators that Demts should react to 2024 by accepting that they lost the culture and need to compromise on core values to win again." Good @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social on the overreading of 2024: www.arcdigital.media/p/democrats-...

Spectacular

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Really interesting and thoughtful piece.

DOINK

Anyone else’s audio ahead of the video on the Chiefs-Bills game?

This was 🔥🔥🔥

100 days till pitchers and catchers report

Vladdy!!!

PFP!!

Doesn’t get much better than Game 7 extras. But if one of these was my team, I’d be dying.