Are you prepared for the latest rapture? No? Well, Jason Kirk’s got you covered.

Wait. How is this a rule?! This is bullshit. If the defense doesn’t like it, then they need to pay attention and stop it.

Opened social media and see that the rapture is apparently coming on Tuesday? Time to just keep refreshing @jasonkirk.fyi ‘s page for tips.

Dang, Carolina.

With anybody else I might indulge the fact that quarters are arbitrary; there’s no reason to privilege three-month reporting over two or four. With this particular guy though it makes me think he knows the next quarter’s numbers are going to be disastrous

There is so much television out there that during the #emmys I inevitably see so many actors I don’t know in shows I’ve never heard of. If recapping tv in print or on podcasts isn’t your job, how do you keep up??

I LOVE that Colbert called his team “The Pros From Dover.” Truly a wonderful comedic deep cut. #Emmys

I’m just a man, standing in front of every awards show, begging them not to have live performers for the In Memoriam section. #Emmys

Ok…What did John Oliver say that got muted? #emmys

I really hope someone just goes up and says “Thank you,” and walks off the stage—adding about $43,000 to the tally. #emmys

That was a super awkward insertion of a Golden Girls tribute in the middle of presenting an award? #emmys

Why don’t you call at least one play to get Bryce outside of the pocket there?

Is this a competition to see who can get penalized the most?

The Slim Reaper!!!

Just saw James Taylor for the first time. What an incredible concert! 1:45 from a 77 yr old who’s never sounded better. Just blown away.

Not sure who allowed this guy to sing on the Miss America broadcast, but he is horribawful.

How is that a penalty on Hutchinson?

Fortune favors the bold, Wolfpack

This thread is delicious

What a catch by 1 for Duke

What a wonderful story!

LOLOLOLOL

Oh, man. Cocky got screwed on that.

That’s a touchdown

Woof

Once again, DeBoer and his staff can’t seem to get the team prepared to play.

Well damn www.saturdaydownsouth.com/news/college...

$250k will help clean up the dog poop Kirk just about tackled him into

Flau’jae is a brilliant and amazing basketball talent. She is not a brilliant and amazing rapping talent. Yikes.

Behold, the 10 best college football towns in America (courtesy of friends and me @washingtonpost.com, including a cameo from the great @rodger.bsky.social): www.washingtonpost.com/travel/inter...

Rangers win! Rangers win! Rangers win!

Aw hell yeah music.apple.com/us/album/sta...

Freshman Convocation and first Faculty Assembly today. Classes start tomorrow. We are well and truly in it, I suppose.

Anyone else read this and wonder why there was a tv version being made of a 70 year old play? Just me? To be clear, I would support and watch it if it was made!

Proof 9,436 that professional athletes are not like us. This man just took 99 on the hip from deGrom and casually turned and walked to 1st. I’d’ve been curled in a ball sobbing, and you would have to cart my ass off.

The doctors, nurses, and other staff members and volunteers at @shrinerschildrens.bsky.social are so amazing. Been here today for surgery on our daughter’s leg and everyone has made things easy on us. And to see the care they give to families and children in much greater need than ours is inspiring

Did skip think we'd all forgotten what a cockwomble he is?

10:00 am meetings basically destroy an entire morning. I don't want to do any real work before the meeting, because I don't want to get involved with something and have to stop mid-stream. And once the meeting is over, I obviously can't do any work because it's basically lunch time. 🤷

Gah! SOOOOOO wish I could see this! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kuVQGY/

The most recent book, from @scalzi.com —Starter Villain. An intricately plotted, hilariously written, international thriller/mystery/comedy/story of personal growth, I can’t recommend it enough.

"You've weaponized therapy-speak to rationalize being an asshole," may be the absolute best description I've ever read for some of the folks I deal with on a regular basis.

19 for me, as well!

Monday was a very Monday kind of Monday. Tuesday was a very Monday kind of Tuesday. Today has been a very Monday kind of Wednesday. Hey, Monday, you can take the rest of the week off!

Well, it finally happened today. My 13 year old daughter referred to something as happening "in the 1900's."

This is my new raison d'etre

Wow. And yes, the deeper you go, the more terrifying the fish are.

Today has been Second Monday all day long. I have spent the entire day accomplishing exactly one and a half things. My brain hurts.

The production design for #FantasticFour was absolutely amazing.

Looking to buy a house right across from the UA campus, on the banks of the Black Warrior? I gotchu. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...