Does anyone have ricin?

Oh nooooooo ^_^ I got someone sent to the dungeons ^_^ ohhhhhhh ohhhh nooooo :((

Oh fuck i’m so free

STOP SENDING ME THIS SHIT!!!! I HAVE A KEY TO EVERY ROOM ON THIS FUCKING PROPERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

My delinquent son graduated from summer school today!!! Faith has been restored!!

Drove my damn self

will someone Door Dash for me

My eyebrows have grown back already. How do you people keep up with this?

(Oprah voice) YOU GET A JOB APPLICATION!!! AND YOU GET A JOB APPLICATION!!!

No, actually.

Nobody respects the work that goes into having this position. I’m going to take a surprise break and you will all be tormented by that which lurks just past the gates of the Ministry. With HATE and VENOM. -Miss Sir Rosaria <3

Shaved myself from head to toe in an act of protest. (except for my eyelashes. I couldn’t figure that out)

STOP TELLING ME I SOUND LIKE BUTTERS FROM SOUTH PARK

Be more baby grink and less rizzler.

Something about thumb holes in a jacket makes me act like a cunt.

I'M A FREAK AND I'M PROUD!!!

“Drink me, eat me, then you’ll see the light.” That’s a mighty freakaay thing to say.

Me and the boys do this sometimes.

me and bro lowkey

Holding my girl best friends hand and trying to gauge her ring size platonically.

Hey ladies, hey fellas and the people who don’t give a fuck.

Good fucking morning.

I’m thirsty. I need a fun drank.

:( open.spotify.com/track/69Kzq3...

I’m practicing my Brooklyn accent because it is crucial to who I want to become this year.

I fucking hate fireworks. Quit setting off fireworks.

Sometimes I am the man who smells like marlboro reds and works with his hands.

Amazing song to hopelessly lay on the floor to. open.spotify.com/track/3M2bD9...

It’s Ween o’clock. Who’s up.

I feel like this around Fawn’s freak ass cat. youtu.be/ebsnSQ0w0xo?...

=:) The bat is out of hell.

Woe! Stomach cramps be upon all of mine enemies!

I am back and more spiteful than ever!

If I get asked to watch A Knight’s Tale one more time…

eleanor rigby voice: gothic lolita in the mall food court she's sitting and drinking a beer hot topic's near

[She is sitting at a window, staring outside with a pensive expression. This has been going on for nearly an hour.]

Ew, it’s November.

Oh my fuckin’ god she’s fuckin’ dead. The first one asleep is getting sharpied!

The glue holding this goatee to my face is very… potent.