Who wants to play uno? (And let me win)

I am back from the pool. Who would like to blow dry my chest hair?

The suggestion box is CLOSED.

Half a bottle of wine down. Good sleep awaits me. Buonanotte.

There is clear skin waiting at the end of the “wearing papal paint every day for years” rainbow.

The haters have been written out of Papa’s will, as of last month.

😚

If anyone spots my tobacco pipe, give it back to me NOW per favore. PER FAVORE.

Handlebar mustache? Y/N

Ptooey.

I remembered my password.

It is not spiders this year ☺️

Five days until my Easter-Bunny-versary. Easter will come early this year.

It is very dusty today. Use caution around me.

It is almost the anniversary of me becoming the Easter Bunny.

Yay! Very cool! Congratulations! Goodnight.

A little Kansas for the old guy. (Not referring myself!) open.spotify.com/track/4DMKwE...

Why’s he ourple?

Oh god, miss you on my lips, it’s me your little Vegas bitch.

Do not forget who the original Vegas bitch is.

My dearest nail lady has raised her prices again.

DOMINION 🗣 open.spotify.com/track/286oOU...

Titties.

You take the man out of the city, not the city out the man.

imagine my surprise when I woke up to this fucking thing in my bed.

I’ve found my old wig collection.

Sugar coma time, buonanotte!

#art #fanart #ghostband #secondo just a part of my western AU

What are your Valentines plans?

I am seeing pictures of strange rats on here.

Boredom is an emotion that can overtake, and cause you to lash out, be awful to peers or even just those around you who do not associate in an attempt for attention. Learn a hobby, read a book, walk, do something to avoid unnecessary drama. Do not rely on others to entertain you.

What is the opposite of a rat. Tell me.

I’m gonna pop some tags.

I am being melancholic and wistful by the creek, if anybody needed an update.

Such a sad song. Almost makes you want to… cry, no? open.spotify.com/track/5fXQmR...

My lawyer has told me quote “Just let it roll off your back, king”. And I will do just that.

NO!