Late post for lunar New Year! Sunomono, Mushroom potstickers, and Peanut Seaame Noodz… 🍽️

Walmart gonna Walmart. Target gonna Target. Chevron gonna Chevron…

Trade Wars: Revenge of the Six

This is me when you don’t like my shit posts.

Today’s lunch was a Sonoran hot dog! Locally-made frank, bacon, ketchup, mayo, hot sauce, beans/corn/cilantro/spices 🍽️

Behind the scenes: Nice pic & actual dinner table pic (we are having our kitchen cabinets sanded and painted…) 🍽️

So, I guess I gotta buy a landspeeder and some droids to start my next career? www.abc15.com/weather/impa...

Brought lunch to work, and couldn’t wait! Ramen noodles with some roasted pork, egg, green onions, and sesame seeds tossed in a soy/sesame oil sauce. 🍽️

Need a timeline cleanse?

I thought we were gonna be deporting people..

Good morning, world!

Pupusas! (Sorry for the sloppy table pic…)

Godspeed, Alex.

“I assure you, I am quite sane…”

What the fuck is wrong with Houston’s hands tonight???

Quick little Croque Monsieur at work this morning! 🍽️

The smallest political unit in America is your community. Take care of that, and take care of the people around you.

Shoot first, make up shit later…

I was today years old when I realized that ANDREW DICE CLAY IS IN A STAR IS BORN?????

Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.

Not sure why Night Ranger keeps on popping up on the Hair Metal Sirius channel, but I am not gonna complain!

What??? The Ronald Regan Ban on Open Carry wasn’t ok???

Support independent media.

Epic space launch tonight! Also, F-Elron Mush.

Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test is a great way of telling us they've made you take 3 dementia tests

Made some St. Louis ribs for my team! 🍽️

More NYC Snow Day…

Christmas Eve Drag Bingo in NYC! I even won a round!

Still working on the marquee… www.apollotheater.org/posts/the-ap...

He’s fucking doing this everywhere???

This look, right here. He sees it coming and he already knows… Perfection.

Eggplant, for parmigiana… 🍽️

It's officially the John F. Kennedy MEMORIAL Center so I say we let Trump cook on this one

Every billion dollars these guys have is $1 billion just completely taken out of the economy. They hoard it, so that they make money off of it, and live off that. That same billion dollars at our level gets spent over and over in the economy…

Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the roses…

Congratulations!!!! Filiberto’s just named me Ambassador to Genovia!

1-⭐️ “I had to ride with 3 other people in darks suits who weren’t very friendly.” www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...

Just a couple Knockwurst from Schreiner’s (our local sausage place) cooking in The Champagne of Beers! 🍽️

Just a couple Knockwurst from Schreiner’s (our local sausage place) cooking in The Champagne of Beers! 🍽️

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Vegas, baby, Vegas! #LasVegas is our happy place!

We’re gonna be up Five Hundy by Midnight, Charlie Brown!

Vegas, Baby, Vegas.

It’s true. All of it.

Time for some Vegas Memes… #LasVegas

I feel like this isn’t getting enough coverage… #econsky

I feel like this isn’t getting enough coverage… #econsky