Yes, it's fun to be sexy for money but the really rewarding part is when we get to meet each other. Nothing more radical than sharing space with another sex worker and resting in the comraderie, no matter how fleeting.

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Me, to my sister's cat who I am catsitting: Well, bud, you know they say it happens in threes...

One down, two to go! 🤞🏼

Ah, yes. Very cool and normal behavior 😐

We are beginning to have questions about the explosions outside.

Could you imagine if It Happened on America's birthday?

My car was making a funny sound so I took it in, expecting a huge repair bill. Thankfully it was easy to take care of. Cost:: $1,500. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I had a brief convo with an elder gay today that broke my heart. He told me that he's socially and personally conservative because he's scared that /those gays/ might cause too much ruckus and cause a backslide in hard won rights. I didn't know how to tell him that I am one of /those gays/.

Bald eagles are majestic and shit but I really hate them when they're hanging out around airports. Like, please, bro. I don't want to crash into you in my little plane. Please fuck off.

The alt text is 😘👌🏽

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at vintage tie clips.

You can't ban the T from LGB. Not even if you pry it from my cold dead fingers. You can never kill us in any way that's meaningful. We've always been here and always will be, growing and flourishing like flowers through the cracks in the pavement.

There is so much more vomit than I ever expected being discussed on ACARS. @acarsdrama.bsky.social

Today I got my second associate's degree and my first bachelor's. 🥳

I made lemony orzo with asparagus, leeks, spinach, and peas and then had a NA Corona while watching the first hour of the Mexico/S Korea match. A fine way to end the day.

hi! collecting reparations tomorrow for juneteenth. i accept venmo, cash app, btc, eth, affirm, british pounds, euros (spain, france, and the netherlands. i’m looking at you), rare books and gianvito rossi calypso sandals in any color, size IT37. thanks

The universe has the chance to do the funniest thing in modern history today. 🤞🏼

Sorry I've been quiet, sweet babes. I turn in my two final projects next week and I'm fully focused on presenting high quality work.

Me, everyday: Maybe this expensive new sports hobby will spark joy.

I've been sick with a cold all week. 🤧 I think I'm over the worst of it though.

DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Writing the last paper of my bachelor's program. 🥳

Don't tell me you want to sub for me because I will 100% make you work on my bike for me without any sexy touching.

I've been feeling iffy about my instructor due to really different personalities but today they dropped me so problem solved. 😅😂

I recognize that I'm a big ol Leon Bridges fan in general but Motorbike is such a vibe.

If you like the smell of sweat, you should request a booking after a flight lesson because I reek of stress sweat afterward. 😓😓😓

Evergreen reminder to not be awful to people in service roles because they're literally helping you live your life in ways you've become accustomed to. And you likely cannot function without them.

Today there was an eagle on the runway while I was doing touch and gos. America. 🦅

I had a good flight session on Tuesday and it was so helpful. Maybe I really am cut out for this pilot stuff. 🥺

You're laughing - Canvas is being held ransom and you're *laughing*?? It me. I'm you.

Well. I was going to work on homework but ShinyHunters said I should go touch grass instead.

I hope to attain the confidence of someone willing to introduce themself to me by texting "available?" at 10:37pm.

I'm really struggling with not beating myself up or getting frustrated with myself during flight lessons. How do you combat steep learning curves and the growing pains of learning a new skill?

Tough day on the Sim today so I'm going to be moping and fixating on it. If you need me, please don't.

I did a basic but milestone thing while training today and did not die. Applause, please.

Psst, green grape lovers. Autumn Crisp grapes are at Uwajimaya and they're delicious. Also $6.99/lb 😭

Got into a disagreement with a classmate today because he was upset about the millionaire tax. He felt it was opening the door for for an illegal income tax on everyone. Bro, you are a poor and they are not your friend. 😂 There is a wide gulf in earnings that separate you from them.

Buying Bonobos pants on Ebay is my newest hobby. It has me in a chokehold. 😭 I'm eyeing some gray linen slacks but I don't have gray linen slacks money.

BREAKING: DOJ investigates the Hungarian electorate for Mortgage Fraud

Oh no, not me deep diving @dieworkwear.bsky.social to see if visible stitching will make my inexpensive sports coat look cheap and gauche. 😭

Before you get huffy about scheduling in advance, please consider that I: -Work 30 hours/wk in a civvie job -Take in-person and online classes -Fly 3 times a week and study -Attend physical therapy for my hip There is no possibility of same day availability, even if I REALLY like you. ❤️

Scalded my hand so bad last night that I was just laying there losing HP, -5 a second.

Clients, I'm curious. How would you feel if you noticed a wedding band on a provider's left ring finger?

Seattle Seasonal Update

SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN

A "fun" side effect of my hip injury is the numb section of my thigh from nerve compression. Very uncool!

Me, every time I see T-Boz doing that prep commercial:

Do you ever give a bj so good, so inspired, that you think back on it the next day? Like, yes, I did that. 🥰😏😏

First lesson in the air today. It was so nice to finally be training after two years of working up to it. 🥳