We have submitted the final exams and assignments. We wait for grading.

I did a final project and it wasn't easy but the solution seems too simple to get a 100% so I don't know, chat. I just don't know. But this is still relevant and I'll send it to my prof with my work tomorrow.

I think I'm stressed out from finals because my brain worms are like 👂🏾🐛 what if we smoked a Virginia Slim??

Me, thinking about when clients say they don't want it to feel transactional:

Hi everyone migrating from the other place! Just a note that we do not feed trolls here. Block and move on. Your time and health deserves it.

Seattle, do you see the giant halo around the Moon tonight? It's lovely!

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 23,1944

Well, I guess I have to start over unfortunately. With no updates about why my last account got deleted, I'm starting from scratch 🙄 help me find my people! #oursky #addtooursky #blacksky #datewa #dateseattle #gfe #fmty #fssw

Ugh I want this Italian wool overcoat from Quince reallll bad

Of all the things I could miss from the late 90s/early 00s, I miss clove cigarettes the most. The REAL ones.

I got one of my two Biology is Bigger Than Binaries shirts yesterday and while it looks amazing and will be a perfect gift, the handwritten thank you note by @sarahmackattack.bsky.social was the best part. 🥰 I can't wait until mine arrives. Get yours here! squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/bina...

I keep cackling at this and everyone missed out except my new best friend Cedar.

Tonight I ordered a component to HDMI adapter so I can plug my Wii into my big ol TV and play Animal Crossing. I am so tired of classes and I just want to dig up fossils. 😭

Well. My Earl Grey tea is hot. Depeche Mode is playing. It's time to read from a textbook. 😭

Knowing my capstone semester begins in about 2 months has me like

I'm not telling anyone how to vote. I'm merely pointing out that if Musk and Bloomberg were both backing a candidate, I know that person is not aligned with my values.

If you're chomping at the bit to fuck a sex robot, I hope you understand the risk of it squishing your dick off when it glitches. Baby, these are being brought to you by the same geniuses that birthed Tesla.

Sorry, babe. I'm outcall only. I would host you but my brother kinda took away my Prince title and evicted me from the royal residence I was living in for free.

I woke up with a stomachache so I took the following steps: ✔️Skipped breakfast ✔️Rose syrup latte with whole milk ✔️Vanilla concha ✔️More coffee ✔️Burrito with cheese and sauce on top (wettttt) It hasn't helped yet! 🤔

I don't say this enough but I'm so grateful to have @tylerthebadwolf.com on my feed. I'm glad we know each other!

The storm was so bad last night that 250,000 homes lost power. 😮

Yesterday I made seaweed soup (miyeokguk). Today I'm making radish and beef soup (soegogi-muguk) with rice cakes added in. Soup season is here.

7 months to my degree and I'm so burnt out 🥴🥴🥴

Do you check emergency response calls around your house when you leave your pets alone during your workday or do you not live with anxiety?

Add to the list of things that are terribly wrong with me: Ate a charcuterie plate while watching a gory ER documentary.

I'm on the non alcoholic beer bandwagon and I enjoy it very much. Near beer is such a cute name.

Why haven't I reactivated my ads? Because I need new pics. Why don't I have new pics? Because I don't have an active ad. Why don't I reactivate my ads? 🔄

I kept hearing frustrated yells outside and I realized it's because the Blue Jays vs Mariners game started. 😂😂😂

Pineapple for my good clients. Coffee and asparagus for the hagglers.

I sent an important document from Seattle to Texas via USPS. I tracked it today and someone please tell me why it was routed to PITTSBURGH for processing. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I cleaned out my fridge and now I have to run the dishwasher and buy some gotdamn groceries because that mf'er is BARE now. 😭

Present Me: Ugh why do I get these headaches?? 😖 Past Me: Well, time for porn and poppers! 🥴

Two months from now, someone will think, "what's the worst that can happen??" as they scan their ID to access dirty talk AI. The answer will be receiving a blackmail email at their work address with a transcript demanding tens of thousands of dollars or it'll be shared with the whole organization.

Sorry not sorry about being a little quiet lately. Fall term is underway and I'm taking a business course, a technical procedures course, and a management course. I'm still available to be your temporary boyfriend by request. [email protected]

I've been wearing my favorite fragrance, Kilauea by Olympic Orchids, after restocking my supply of smell-goods. It's a gorgeous plumeria and mossy smell that's not overpowering. I love wearing it as a masculine guy because I have free will and I wear what makes me happy.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 12,1948

I enjoy seeing the takes on how hard Portland is going with the inflatable suits but they haven't even gotten to the Puppets and Marionettes level of torture performance art yet.

Currently ugly crying at the John Candy documentary and considering rebranding to Johnny Torano as a joke to those in the know.

GOOD NIGHT, HERMAN

I spent my day on a fictional business plan for a fictional business for a real class that I really need to do well in. 😭

Every day is a new opportunity for a governmental nightmare. Somehow my right to just be without fear of reprisal by some offended stranger has returned to the scrutiny of the 80s/early 90s.

Where is @datahooker.bsky.social???

“Dying alone” implies the existence of the darker alternative of dying together (murder-suicide, maybe?)

I hope you find someone who looks at you the way I look at a Jaeger-LeCoultre Reverso Duoface watch. 😍🥺

Omg ew blech 🤢 are you using my Liberator pillow for SEX?? I use that as a back rest in bed when I type papers!! Give it back NOW.

Instructor for my most technically dense course: I give out my assignments by describing them via video. 🥰 Me: 😧😧😧😧😧

Went to get a massage but instead of a MedBed, all they had was a fucking massage table. In my America??? No, but really. It was nice.

"Oh, Danny, I would love to tie you up - why won't you let me?" Because you won't be down for my security team that would be fully armed and sign a waiver that you consent to being shot for crossing lines.