Danny Germaine
@dannygermaine.bsky.social
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Your favorite temporary boyfriend. 30-something. Seattle based.
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Now that I'm settled in, let me introduce myself to anyone who doesn't know me yet! I'm Danny and I'm a boyfriend for hire. I'm based in Seattle and though I sometimes travel, the surest way to meet is to come to my area. I offer my time hourly, up to 4 hours. I am FTM and often bottom.
about 1 year ago
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It sounds like NYE outside. Did we win a football game or something??
about 5 hours ago
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My dog nephew passed today. 😢 He was a very good boy.
1 day ago
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I've been clean shaven for the past couple of years which is less fun for kissing but nicer on more tender areas. 😏 Also I can pull off biz caz more convincingly when I'm strolling through your nice hotel's lobby and looking for the elevator.
5 days ago
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Oh, Sluggo. 😢
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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There's no god because how do you lose Catherine O'Hara while that asshole still breathes.
10 days ago
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15 days ago
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Booking requests that ask for bare services with the person asking saying they're "clean" make me so uncomfortable. Transmission of an STI doesn't make a person unclean. There's no need to tie virtue into it. (Continued...)
15 days ago
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I want late night soft serve ice cream.
18 days ago
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There's something about doing hours of homework/note taking that makes me want a slow and thorough BJ.
19 days ago
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I'm supposed to be working on a FEMA training that's 239 slides long and chat, I do not want to. That's roughly 230 more slides than my heart can bear. 😩
20 days ago
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Non-PNWers: "SEATTLE?? Don't you get depressed with all that rain??" Me:
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
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One of my favorite feelings is getting into bed with freshly washed and bleached sheets. Mmmmmm 😍🥰
24 days ago
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Me: Listen, everyone. I have carefully budgeted us through this pay period. There is NO wiggle room. Nothing. Anything extra will cause a problem. Apple Music:
25 days ago
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Seattle, I hope you're enjoying False Spring because February is coming. 🥴
27 days ago
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Them, during pillow talk: What's the worst thing that's ever happened during a date? Me: When you looked in my eyes and said, "hi" after we had been making out and grinding for 30 minutes.
28 days ago
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Casual reminder to my soccer and football loving admirers: Seattle will be hosting 6 matches for the 2026 World Cup. 😇
29 days ago
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Day two of the quarter and about a third of the students in my cohort (myself included) are working through week 3 assignments. 😂
about 1 month ago
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Am I ✌🏽too expensive✌🏽 or do I just have a great understanding of my worth thanks to the phenomenal, intimate sex I have on a regular basis? 🤔
about 1 month ago
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Today I selected and submitted my capstone topic. Winter term begins!
about 1 month ago
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It's a day of feelings. I hope you're all doing okay out there and being kind to each other (including yourself).
about 1 month ago
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A modern love tragedy - I use Android. They use iOS. We want to sync calendars.
about 1 month ago
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The year has started with a booking inquiry from a sweet couple and I very much like that. 🥰
about 1 month ago
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I didn't buy btc fast enough so I can't respond to messages on Rentmen until tomorrow. 🥴 Sorry! Go touch or smoke grass until then.
about 1 month ago
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Happy New Year from the Best Coast! May your booking forms always be fully filled out, condoms right side up when you try to unroll them, hotel washcloths abundant, and your pockets full of cash. 😘❤️💸
about 1 month ago
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Ooh these are delicious.
about 1 month ago
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Currently mad that the best selfies I've taken in awhile are in my tiny bathroom. I need to figure out better lighting! 😩
about 1 month ago
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Stay in or eat out? I dunno, babe... Why can't we do both?
about 1 month ago
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D.
about 1 month ago
You ready for our 2026 Valentines?? The art is ready for ya 😍 As with everything on our shop, sales of these valentines support
@skypeascientist.bsky.social
! This year's cards were designed by Philly artist
@aprilfinfrock.bsky.social
! Obsessed with how these turned out. order at
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I watched Prometheus last night and now I'm watching Alien all the way through for the first time. It's neat seeing them in this order so I can see the ties between the two.
about 1 month ago
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I met someone new last week who immediately rebooked. It's so sweet getting to know someone and exceeding their expectations. 🥰
about 2 months ago
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Yes, I bought 10 lbs of jumbo shrimp and 20 links of smoked sausage for a low country boil tomorrow. Why do you ask??
about 2 months ago
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Friends. I'm wearing a maroon sweater and I can't decide on color for chinos. I have navy, medium gray, and camel. What do we think?
about 2 months ago
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da share z0ne
about 2 months ago
JOKES ON US -
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Oh no, not me stressing over a sore arm and mild headache because I forgot I got my Covid shot this morning. 🥴😂
about 2 months ago
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NW WA folks, tomorrow is more heavy rain with wind. The soggy ground makes landslides and uprooted trees a possibility. Keep your phone charged and be on the lookout for murder trees.
about 2 months ago
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We have submitted the final exams and assignments. We wait for grading.
2 months ago
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I did a final project and it wasn't easy but the solution seems too simple to get a 100% so I don't know, chat. I just don't know. But this is still relevant and I'll send it to my prof with my work tomorrow.
2 months ago
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I think I'm stressed out from finals because my brain worms are like 👂🏾🐛 what if we smoked a Virginia Slim??
2 months ago
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Me, thinking about when clients say they don't want it to feel transactional:
2 months ago
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Hi everyone migrating from the other place! Just a note that we do not feed trolls here. Block and move on. Your time and health deserves it.
2 months ago
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Seattle, do you see the giant halo around the Moon tonight? It's lovely!
2 months ago
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Danny Germaine
NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
2 months ago
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 23,1944
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Kelly K ✨ | Seattle + FMTY
3 months ago
Well, I guess I have to start over unfortunately. With no updates about why my last account got deleted, I'm starting from scratch 🙄 help me find my people!
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#addtooursky
#blacksky
#datewa
#dateseattle
#gfe
#fmty
#fssw
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Ugh I want this Italian wool overcoat from Quince reallll bad
3 months ago
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Of all the things I could miss from the late 90s/early 00s, I miss clove cigarettes the most. The REAL ones.
3 months ago
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I got one of my two Biology is Bigger Than Binaries shirts yesterday and while it looks amazing and will be a perfect gift, the handwritten thank you note by
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social
was the best part. 🥰 I can't wait until mine arrives. Get yours here!
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You can't put biology into a box. Whatever rule you try to impose on nature, a species, population, or individual will break that rule. Embrace...
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3 months ago
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I keep cackling at this and everyone missed out except my new best friend Cedar.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Tonight I ordered a component to HDMI adapter so I can plug my Wii into my big ol TV and play Animal Crossing. I am so tired of classes and I just want to dig up fossils. 😭
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Well. My Earl Grey tea is hot. Depeche Mode is playing. It's time to read from a textbook. 😭
3 months ago
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