I recognize that I'm a big ol Leon Bridges fan in general but Motorbike is such a vibe.

If you like the smell of sweat, you should request a booking after a flight lesson because I reek of stress sweat afterward. 😓😓😓

Evergreen reminder to not be awful to people in service roles because they're literally helping you live your life in ways you've become accustomed to. And you likely cannot function without them.

Today there was an eagle on the runway while I was doing touch and gos. America. 🦅

I had a good flight session on Tuesday and it was so helpful. Maybe I really am cut out for this pilot stuff. 🥺

You're laughing - Canvas is being held ransom and you're *laughing*?? It me. I'm you.

Well. I was going to work on homework but ShinyHunters said I should go touch grass instead.

I hope to attain the confidence of someone willing to introduce themself to me by texting "available?" at 10:37pm.

I'm really struggling with not beating myself up or getting frustrated with myself during flight lessons. How do you combat steep learning curves and the growing pains of learning a new skill?

Tough day on the Sim today so I'm going to be moping and fixating on it. If you need me, please don't.

I did a basic but milestone thing while training today and did not die. Applause, please.

Psst, green grape lovers. Autumn Crisp grapes are at Uwajimaya and they're delicious. Also $6.99/lb 😭

Got into a disagreement with a classmate today because he was upset about the millionaire tax. He felt it was opening the door for for an illegal income tax on everyone. Bro, you are a poor and they are not your friend. 😂 There is a wide gulf in earnings that separate you from them.

Buying Bonobos pants on Ebay is my newest hobby. It has me in a chokehold. 😭 I'm eyeing some gray linen slacks but I don't have gray linen slacks money.

BREAKING: DOJ investigates the Hungarian electorate for Mortgage Fraud

Oh no, not me deep diving @dieworkwear.bsky.social to see if visible stitching will make my inexpensive sports coat look cheap and gauche. 😭

Before you get huffy about scheduling in advance, please consider that I: -Work 30 hours/wk in a civvie job -Take in-person and online classes -Fly 3 times a week and study -Attend physical therapy for my hip There is no possibility of same day availability, even if I REALLY like you. ❤️

Scalded my hand so bad last night that I was just laying there losing HP, -5 a second.

Clients, I'm curious. How would you feel if you noticed a wedding band on a provider's left ring finger?

Seattle Seasonal Update

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A "fun" side effect of my hip injury is the numb section of my thigh from nerve compression. Very uncool!

Me, every time I see T-Boz doing that prep commercial:

Do you ever give a bj so good, so inspired, that you think back on it the next day? Like, yes, I did that. 🥰😏😏

First lesson in the air today. It was so nice to finally be training after two years of working up to it. 🥳

Story time. I have an ex that used to get so upset with my shitposting behavior. Like, did not think it was funny and would try to real talk me into why I was wrong. It obviously caused relationship problems.

Lmfao my capstone class disappeared from Canvas before the final grading and now I'll never know what I got on the paper I worked on for months.

My career training kit is almost fully purchased (except my ipad mini) and now I have a bag I'm afraid to lose because it'll cost thousands to replace. 😭😅😭

When someone won't keep their shitty opinions to themself:

I have obligations every day of the week so I would like to remind you that I'm not a last-minute provider. There are others who are and they are fantastic and wonderful people. If they fit your schedule better, please reach out to them instead and tip them generously for being so gracious.

Did you know that you can buy me a pair of sunglasses for $300 that are stylish and non-polarized and I would like you very much as a result? It's true.

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

Ugh I pulled something in my back. 😩 No riding dick for a few days.

Me, an intellectual: The Milky Way is Meatwad-esque but not fully Meatwad.

My sweet love @farahyeraz.bsky.social is here!

I know you have to be deeply unwell to be a billionaire but I genuinely don't fucking understand having the capability to better the lives of everyone on the planet while still being rich afterward and choosing not to invest your money that way. Like. If that was me... baby, we are all coming up!

I'm all for the WA state millionaire tax. If those subject to the tax leave the state to avoid it, I'm glad to see them go.

Ooh I want a Soviet era MiG flight suit so bad. A normal one would do but the high altitude suit looks wild with all the straps.

Oh boy. I just tallied up my startup costs for training and between insurance, a new Ipad, mapping subscription, and a headset, my new one hour rate is $1,850.

Every day around this time, I'm telling my cat that he and his sister need to wait 15 minutes to be fed dinner. Chat, these cats can't read a clock. They've never been able to read a clock.

Oh boy. I just tallied up my startup costs for training and between insurance, a new Ipad, mapping subscription, and a headset, my new one hour rate is $1,850.

Don't mind me - I'm just hemming my new slacks and struggling with ironing in a good front crease.

🙅🏻‍♂️ "Lemme see naked pics." 💁🏻‍♂️ "Lemme buy you a David Clark H10.13S headset."

Whew, today I joined a very attractive couple and it was such a great time.

Who has two thumbs and just found his first medicine allergy?? This guy and it's doxy pep. 🙇🏻 My lips look really hot and plumped though. 😂

Sometimes I want to share what came through a booking request but I'm like this now about it:

This is one of my favorite creatures of all time (after the squids and cuttlefishes of course)

Me, on page 13 of a research paper with 3 pages (so far) of cited references:

Garlic Coffee Oat Milk (extra creamy) Zoi lemon or strawberry yogurt Boneless skinless chicken thighs Lacinato kale