I don’t think I can watch this new Masters of the Universe movie in good conscience. Allison Brie’s costume is far from hot as hell and there’s no Orko.

On the couch in my living room Kristofferson sleeps, dreaming.

Why didn’t they call it *NEW* Super Mario Bros. Movie?

A bird shit in the palm of my hand. AMA.

I have discovered a new, compact, space saving way to fold and put away my underpants, ladies…

It happened again.

Cha boi’s Murphmaxxing over here.

My enemies will feel…

skeeball

I think ‘Fitter, Happier’ by Radiohead is my new next-door neighbor.

Somehow I managed to get a friend to watch Gundam, a series that I have never watched nor recommended, from the beginning. I possess dark magics beyond my control.

I am love this godblessed bizarro world.

My cat keeps checking the bathtub like he’s stuck in a point & click adventure and he’s certain that there’s a key hidden there.

Gabriel must have honked his horn, there’s cars getting raptured. Youse guys be careful out there.

I'm chiinsaw man ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

What do I need drafts for when I have the overwhelming sense of dread that I might be doing it wrong to keep me from posting.

The graveyard is a top ten best place to whistle past. For sure.

Ella Purnell has the eyes of a Disney Princess.

Last year’s Chibi Godzilla X-Mas episode got too real, youse guys.

I live for jokes like this.

Yourself, but as a cartoon?

Every. Single. Time.

@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social maybe for your next Godzilla related showing?

“This is how Kurt Vonnegut died,” I says to my dog as he drags me across a sheet of frozen water all while refusing to do his business.

When Billy Gibbons tells you to give him all your lovin’, you give him all your hugs and kisses too.

Sometimes I think about The Visitor from the Hellboy comics, and I’m inconsolable for days.

Logging on to the dating apps like…

Don’t 👏🏼 mention 👏🏼 your podcast 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 dating 👏🏼 profile 👏🏼

No new pictures: where are you mentally?

I waved at a squirrel today and it waved back. AMA

When there is a plurality of things and one of those things is clearly larger than the others, you better believe I call the big one “Bitey”.

Torvus would be a good name for a bog.

Polygon(dot)com will urge you to watch a “classic of sad boy cinema”, but it’s just Donnie Darko.

This Animal Crossing event for Tetris 99 is too mellow and is slowing down my thought process. I need the stress of the Fire Emblem battle music to stay frosty.

I just broke down crying on realizing that The New Pornographers are my favorite music band-group; an astronauts meme kind of realizing.

Big things are happening.

I’ve met exactly one Terminator in my life and he was probably the most attractive person I’ve ever knowingly been in a room with.

Go outside and eat grass. - My Dog

Is anyone else hearing the score from One Battle After Another over and over in the back of your mind all the time?

Played Trivial Pursuit with the family over the holiday and would never have thought it could upset someone so much that I know who Basquiat is.

Getting ready to sleep I opened the app out of habit, Saw something had happened, But not what; Closed the app Anxiety groomed my facial hair down to barebones. Puzzled out China/Taiwan - Opened the app, Saw what; Closed the app Three hours Before I have to be awake And be places Sleep tight

Color a Dinosaur on NSO when?

Did I just pay two dollars US for downloadable content to make the Pac-Man in the Pac-Man Metroidvania make Pac-Man arcade sounds? I’ll never tell.

It’s very humbling when you’re having trouble in a video game and you finally break down and search the internet for strategies to beat the second form of a boss only to find out that it has a third form you have yet to see.