Ella Purnell has the eyes of a Disney Princess.

Last year’s Chibi Godzilla X-Mas episode got too real, youse guys.

I live for jokes like this.

Yourself, but as a cartoon?

Every. Single. Time.

@alamodrafthouse.bsky.social maybe for your next Godzilla related showing?

“This is how Kurt Vonnegut died,” I says to my dog as he drags me across a sheet of frozen water all while refusing to do his business.

When Billy Gibbons tells you to give him all your lovin’, you give him all your hugs and kisses too.

Sometimes I think about The Visitor from the Hellboy comics, and I’m inconsolable for days.

Put your phone down. Focus on what is in front of you and do what you can. And if you happen to find the film Mothra in front of you, and you have the time and can safety to watch it, and you’re okay with some degree of nativism and black/brown face: hell yeah. It whips ass, inspite of that biz.

Logging on to the dating apps like…

Don’t 👏🏼 mention 👏🏼 your podcast 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 dating 👏🏼 profile 👏🏼

No new pictures: where are you mentally?

I waved at a squirrel today and it waved back. AMA

When there is a plurality of things and one of those things is clearly larger than the others, you better believe I call the big one “Bitey”.

I put off watching season 2 of The Last Of Us because I didn’t need something that dark in my life at the time. Given that it presents a better future than I am currently capable imagining, I just finished the finale and that is a bullshit way to end a season.

Torvus would be a good name for a bog.

Polygon(dot)com will urge you to watch a “classic of sad boy cinema”, but it’s just Donnie Darko.

This Animal Crossing event for Tetris 99 is too mellow and is slowing down my thought process. I need the stress of the Fire Emblem battle music to stay frosty.

I just broke down crying on realizing that The New Pornographers are my favorite music band-group; an astronauts meme kind of realizing.

Big things are happening.

I’ve met exactly one Terminator in my life and he was probably the most attractive person I’ve ever knowingly been in a room with.

Go outside and eat grass. - My Dog

Is anyone else hearing the score from One Battle After Another over and over in the back of your mind all the time?

Played Trivial Pursuit with the family over the holiday and would never have thought it could upset someone so much that I know who Basquiat is.

Getting ready to sleep I opened the app out of habit, Saw something had happened, But not what; Closed the app Anxiety groomed my facial hair down to barebones. Puzzled out China/Taiwan - Opened the app, Saw what; Closed the app Three hours Before I have to be awake And be places Sleep tight

Color a Dinosaur on NSO when?

Did I just pay two dollars US for downloadable content to make the Pac-Man in the Pac-Man Metroidvania make Pac-Man arcade sounds? I’ll never tell.

Oh no! I know what the lady from Wet Leg looks like now… 😳

It’s very humbling when you’re having trouble in a video game and you finally break down and search the internet for strategies to beat the second form of a boss only to find out that it has a third form you have yet to see.

“…he was raised by his father, who was an occultist by profession.” Excuse me, what art-history video essay? WHAT?

“How’s that Golden Rule working out for you now?” is an hilarious thing to say to a crucified person.

Sometimes, I play a game with my Featured Photos where I challenge myself to keep scrolling until it hurts. 0/10, Would not recommend.

What is the greatest piece of music ever composed, and why is it the title theme from RoboCop (1990) for the GameBoy?

Mine too buddy. Mine too.

I know I’ve been a bit hard on the songs in Bob’s Burgers (I’m mostly tired of them), but the lizard fuck jam from the end of this week’s show sure was something.

How crazy was my castle?

Why isn’t Joe Biden calling into Late Night 3-5 times a week? SETH: Former President Joe Biden, ladies and gentleman! JOE: Oh, hey champ. Remind me again, fella, which one are you? SETH: Mr. President, I’m — JOE: Ha! Fooled you, Jimmy!

Yeah, I guess you could say I main Gooey.

The KKK took my marijuana away.

Bitches Ain’t Shit: A Knives Out Mystery

Wait; Jason Alexander, Lewis Black, *and* Kyle Gass are all in Jacob’s Ladder?

I bought my first set of sweats for my Halloween costume, and I get it now.

Who knows why anyone does anything?

I will forever wonder if Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People served as inspiration for the cover art of Neko Case’s 2009 album Middle Cyclone.

The Ditch Witch would fix me.