DAMN IT HOW LONG HAVE I HAD THAT TYPO IN MY BIO? It's pronounced "Faw-lish", not "Law-fish", as it previously said. Although that does give me an idea for that game I was talking about earlier. Why couldn't the main character be a fish? Fish don't wear boots. That's why.

@tronknotts.bsky.social @commandersterling.bsky.social @conradzimmerman.bsky.social Hear me out.

I have the silliest idea for a point-and-click nadventure game about a little village with no cops and all their problems are solved by the player who investigates petty crimes and... (2 hours later) ...and no idea how to make videogames but fuck it, I'm going to try. (No, that wasn't a typo.)

If you're asleep right now, you're a damned fool. This lightning is incredible.

I'm inscrutable. I cannot be scrote.

EIGHT HUNDREND AND SEVENTY NINE POUNDS. Minimum.

Well, it's happened. I've found a point-and-click adventure that my PC doesn't meet the minimum specs for. That usually means it's long past time to upgrade. (Nah. You'll pry my GTX 1070 from my cold dead hands.)

Fuck 'im. RIP Mark Kermode. You truly were Prime Minister for a bit.

Happy Lectern Day! Again. It's definitely happening this time. Right?

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Tomorrow! (Hopefully. As long as my diabetes stops being a wankstain.)

Spindafoe, I choose you!

Arrive. Post Dafoemaka. Leave.

"We're only using AI to create placeholder assets." I can't draw. I can't program. I made this in 3 minutes. Would have been one if I hadn't drawn the dicks, but the dicks make it more obvious that it's a placeholder. Devs, I give you all my permission to use this texture for free.

I honestly think my impression is almost as good as @commandersterling.bsky.social 's. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCje...

It's amazing how much time I spend watching/listening to comedy, and yet nothing makes me laugh harder than the word jobbie. (Remind me to finish my dissertation on the connotative differences between a turd, a shite, a dump, a jobbie, etc.)

This just reactivated something in my memory. Specifically the question "Why on earth did my primary school have a CD-I?"

Yer da thinks holding down + B doesn't do anything.

Finally, another excuse to argue with people that while this game isn't good, it's still better than Mario 64.

How long do you have to have your own place before you stop calling the bedroom "my room"? They're all my room. I own all the rooms. I have the paperwork to prove it.

I don't know why I would need a button on my desk that sends the exact same skeet over and over again but here we are.

I don't know why I would need a button on my desk that sends the exact same skeet over and over again but here we are.

Almost Angelic have pulled out of the Freedom 250 Festival.

I'm beginning to think they might not localise Captain Rainbow.

"Whatcha workin' on?" @b0tster.yeag.gay

VERY IMPORTANT. I'm getting an MRI on Sunday morning. Don't let me leave the house without a specific set of keys because I don't want this to turn into surprise bottom surgery. I WILL hold you (yes, you reading this) responsible if my cage gets ripped off at the speed of sound.

It's gonna be Ge. #PrideMonth

Every wall can be load-bearing if you have bad enough aim.

The worst thing about being an adult is how unacceptable it suddenly becomes to drink straight Glen's vodka in a forest while trying to work up the courage to talk to her while Knife Party by Deftones blares from a boombox that someone has inexplicably put up a tree.

Yer da sells flooring and calls his car the Linoleum Falcon.

No, I swear. I'm definitely going to play all these games in my Steam library eventually... www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL7E...

I can't draw for toffee but just adding a bit of light and shade to the old avatar makes it look like I've seen a pencil before.

🎶Every time I post, it's psychic damage. And every time I talk, somebody asks why.🎶

Going to start streaming again soon after a long time away and I'm testing out some of those fancy animations and on-screen chat like what the real streamers do. No, I don't have a problem. I can quit Jonathan any time I want.

I know it's a bit late to tell him this, and I don't know anything about the subject, but £1 seems really cheap for a whole fish.

Is Lectern Day seriously going into a third week?

He has been contained.

It's a good thing that woodpeckers do that, because it's in their name.

I have no idea what Ness is yelling in Smash Brothers, but I'm pretty sure you can't say it in a family-friendly game.

Happy May 19th to all of the Kanes except Glenn Jacobs.

I'm not racist, but I genuinely can't tell Ralph Wolf and Wile E. Coyote apart.

It must be really awkward for people who were born in 1488. You can't give someone your email address without them wondering if you're a nazi.

Yer da paid for WinRAR.

Looking back, I'm wondering how I played Final Fantasy X as a tween and then took another 12 years to figure out that I was bi.

When Nintendo dropped the price of the 3DS, they gave people who had already bought it a pile of free games. It's only fair that once they raise the price of the Switch 2, they should delete a bunch of games from your account.

Welcome to Lectern Watch 2026! This year's show is so big, we couldn't contain it to just one day!

I have been informed that it's a lectern. Not a plinth. Lectern! Lectern! Lectern!

Happy Plinth Day! The one day every year or two where we just stare at number 10 waiting for the plinth.

It just occurred to me that I have a deadname now... ☺️