After years of keeping a document of band names, it ended up being the simplest one that made me think "fuck, I need to do this one." Hello, we are Eightskin!

I don't know a football from a hole in the wall, but one of those goals hit the Danish guy in the face on the way in, so I'm pretty sure Scotland should have been disqualified.

Nobody warned me that going for a hot shower when it's -2° also meant getting out of the shower when it's -2°. I may be entitled to compensation.

Family are asking me what I want for my birthday next week and I can't think of a single thing other than Giant Baba fan. I love Giant Baba, me.

A thoroughly disappointing amount of snow overnight. I demand about 8-10 inches of #penisnow At least the hills look nice.

Hoping to get blasted by the #penisnow

Link in bio.

This internet thing, right? There's a bunch of really pretty people on there, and they, like, put photos of themselves up on it. And you can look at those photos. On the internet. I'm all for it, myself.

@hexlatex.bsky.social 5571 :: 111 :: It has found a fitting punishment for all those applicants who use AI to fill out their forms. Cybertruckification.

Fun fact. If you're writing a book on wrestling history that's nothing to do with the 1990s, you don't actually have to put in a whole chapter on the Montreal Screwjob.

I swear this OST has to be the most drone-coded piece of media ever created. More than actual dronification content. If you played Smackdown 2 at an impressionable age, there's a 141 and two thirds percents chance that you now Obey the Hive.

Grim Reaper's been playing an absolute blinder recently.

You tune to drop C# because you want to sound badass. I tune to drop C# because I'm getting old and can't hit the high notes anymore. We are not the same.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I've received a donation. It's a... yeah. Maybe #locktober will end next year, then?

Tonight, I am mostly playing nu metal riffs with a slide because it makes me laugh.

Hurdlers are hilarious. What do you mean you all left your horses at home?

Nintendo 3DS nuts.

Having me work on the night the clocks go back is downright hateful. What do you mean I have to do maths to figure out when my breaks are?

Locktober in this country is a constant battle. The weather is too Scottish for the heating to be turned off. I'm too Scottish to pay for the heating to be turned on. Tonight, I lost the war. I'm basically being force-anglicised in my own home.

5571 :: 113 If you can, please give 2598 a helping hand. A contribution, a re-skeet, even just a kind word. It's a damn good drone.

I don't remember why I drew Kirby as Jim Ross but I drew Kirby as Jim Ross and now you have to look at it.

Snake is short for Snacob.

I'm genuinely shocked right now. I didn't actually expect anyone to do it. Mel, if you're reading this, thank/fuck you. Also, who are you?

It too fuck cold.

Bnuy 2012!

If he was capable of human emotion, the Chat G-PM would be devastated today.

@commandersterling.bsky.social I can't stop thinking about him.

Buying a paper in the morning and when Locktober is over, I'm going to wank over the story about Ian Watkins getting pepperpotted to death.

He's gonna burn burn.

Such a shame. Ian Watkins had another 15 years of living in fear ahead of him before this was meant to happen.

Drones rock.

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. Rettüks. I'm dowels. Just some dowels. 59p for a bag of 80.

Every few months, I check in on Destructoid. I don't know why. It's the same feeling I got when I saw a friend from school on the news at an EDL march.

5571 :: 050 :: It will always "help" a fellow unit with this sort of thing. Give it an upvote.

Don't forget to leave your keys under the tree tonight. #chastity #locktober

Well then. It's been confirmed. I've already started Locktober. Actually, I started it in May. Somehow, I'm happy about it. Why am I like this? #chastity #locktober #fuuuuuuuck

Hell yeah. This will come in handy if Edinburgh Uni ever realise that they're still paying for me to have full access despite finishing my degree 4 years ago.

Hey, I found this 7-year-old image I made on my computer and if someone can tell me what the fuck led to this, that would be great. I remember making it, but I don't remember why.

Driving this gender like it was parked in space 22. TWENTY-TWO? OH MAN! WHY ME? WHY MEEEEE?

Only took about 70 pauses to get the right answer.

When do we tell them that the rapture already happened in 2002 and they didn't take anyone?

Horses were the only edible form of transport until the 1996 Ford Focus.

Fuck reading the comments. I just got the best news, and then read the comments and found out she's fine.

Do you think people in heaven fuck the clouds? Because I reckon it would be quite refreshing.

That 9/11 thing? Yeah, I personally wouldn't have bothered. Seemed like a bad idea.

I really don't mean to brag, but I thought 9/11 was bad when it happened. Glad to see most people now agree with me.

I only know Schitt's Creek from a few people who keep sending me gifs of this one character. Always in response to conversations about my... little predicament that I've been in since May. Will I be disappointed if I watch it?

The only time I hear about that road is when there's a landslide on it. Why would anybody rest there? I understand that the survivors are probably thankful.

I've been outside today! Thought I looked alright, so now you tell me I'm wrong.