paying $60 to secretly record yourself not having friends or sex or shame is WILD when there are people who will do it for FREE to show you how much of fucking doofus you are. ALWAYS REMEMBER TO LOOK FOR THE HELPERS

new headshot! just in case you’d like to cast me in something while we’re still allowed to do that 🙂🙃🤪😌🆘☺️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Pete Hegseth’s babysitter says she also got a text

JD Vance’s sister begs people to stop joking about his visit with the Pope

JD Vance’s sister begs people to stop joking about his visit with the Pope

Pete Hegseth’s babysitter says she also got a text

if I had to meet jd vance I too would simply pass away

this is what happens when you don’t tell jd vance thank you

Stephen Miller on CNN… wow

honored to be the person behind trump’s brand new hairstyle 🇺🇸❤️

cancel culture has gotten way out of hand. polio deserves a second chance.

First Jay Leno fell down a hill at a Hampton Inn. Next it was revealed that people have been holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity. And now the entire internet is down bad for a man named Luigi??? It's pretty clear what’s going on here and some of you should be reeeeeallly worried.

Tiffany Trump’s best friend talks about Thanksgiving with Elon Musk

lola scott managed to fit my forehead in these shots, and that’s what I’m thankful for this year

it’s adhd, hope this helps❤️

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