Let’s talk about Cesc baby Let’s talk about Eboue Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things and Gaël Clichy

I’m not emotionally ready to get to the Champions League Final and then lose to Unai Emery’s Aston Villa

Oooh to be a Gooner!!!

Can someone ask Kylian Mbappe if he found any old fuzzy fruit pastels or pound coins when he was in Jakub Kiwior’s pocket all night?

3-0 is good but we’ll have to see how we cope when playing against XI on the pitch

I love Tierney man.

Dirty cheating Bellingham prick

This is cruel They’ve flown all the way over here to visit England and the hospitality we show them is to embarrass them internationally? I thought we were classier than that

I like our tactic of taking the football and kicking it towards the goal in the spot where the goalkeeper can’t save it so we score a goal We should do more of that

Bend It Like Declan

And repeat

Hahahahahahaha what the fuck YESSSSS!!!!!

Bend It Like Declan

OH MY DAYZZZZZZ

Mmmmmmmmcrappe!

Arteta resting Nwaneri for Brentford on Saturday is a power play

Saka practicing his assists

I secretly love it whenever one of my kids gets a cold because I can get out the vaporub and smear it all over my T-shirt like Patrick Vieira in the 90s.

99p for 24 hours (ends midnight on Tuesday 8th April) it’s Martin Keown’s autobiography on Amazon Kindle www.amazon.co.uk/Edge-officia...

The glorious rays are shining in the unbeatable sun soaked London, so let me say this to all you cozy pumpkin snow loving motherfuckers FUCK YOU You had your time. Now it’s OUR time. Shine on.

Should have been 25 minutes injury time just to cover our celebrations after all of those goals

Why the fuck hasn’t Raya scored yet??? Waste of money

Tierney Hat Trick

Holland 0 - 3 Hale End

For any Arsenal fans who enjoy an audiobook, Liam Brady’s autobiography is on sale on Audible for £1.99 for the next 24 hours (I think the price is only if you have an Audible subscription) www.audible.co.uk/pd/Born-to-B...

For any Arsenal fans who enjoy an audiobook, Liam Brady’s autobiography is on sale on Audible for £1.99 for the next 24 hours (I think the price is only if you have an Audible subscription) www.audible.co.uk/pd/Born-to-B...

This comeback is going to be the stuff of legends

This Super Bowl referee announcement shit isn’t the one

Byker Grove is just a shit Grange Hill

May 2025, when The Arsenal hold the Prem and the Champs aloft on a convertible bus on Holloway Road

Lewis-Skelly forever Whatever the weather

Boring, another goal. Do something different

Close up on Bald Pep for the final 10 minutes please. Not worried about the match anymore Give the viewers what we want

This is brutal to watch Those City players have got families watching. Show some mercy, for the love of God

Posnan that you ugly blonde Viking!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE THE FUCKING ARSENALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

I’m not overreacting but I’m confident that we will win the World Cup with this Arsenal squad

We’ve these Posnan’s rattled

49 49 Lewis-Skelly 49 49 I say 49 49 Lewis-Skelly Playing football the Arsenal way!

A lot of people said that after we lost Squillaci we would never bounce back How dumb do they look now?

Stay humble you ponytail prick!

342 sleeps between now and The Traitors Season 4!!

Not to brag, but I figured out that Charlotte was a Traitor at the start of tonight’s episode

Just watched the latest two episodes of The Traitors back to back and this is confirmation that it’s the best show on TV holy shit

@biteschoco.bsky.social well well well, somebody saw the light and saw that it was Blue!

Please for the love of god play Sol’s new Google Pixel ad on the jumbotron screens tonight Arsenal I’m happy for it to replace North London Forever The whole stadium just quoting the ad before kick off Sensational stuff

9/11 JFK Moon Landing This is the greatest video I have ever seen in my life We will all remember where we were and what we were doing when this utterly sensational video dropped from the Sol Man

What do you call a man who stole your lavatory?

It’s January 2032 and we’ve all moved from Twitter to BlueSky to Flange, and everyone is asking via our iMplant if we would wear the white kit in the fourth round if we ever got through as retired baller Ethan Nwaneri hosts Match of the Day

Well, well, well. An Arsenal win and The Traitors back on TV 2025 is pretty fucking awesome and I have no doubt in my mind that it will stay this way until 31st December 2025