Bitch. Did I just find out I have dysgraphia 😳

One dimensional thinking really concerns me, bc that cognitive dissonance is built Ford Tough.

Getting stuck in Dallas was not on my agenda for the weekend

My list of ppl I can call when I’m drunk is very short. One of these muthafuckas better answer before I get mad

I’ve been pissed off about “a piece of chicken,a piece of broccoli, a tortilla and something else” all day

I get the most compliments when I rush to do my makeup.

I’m really not cool with living in a dictatorship and I’m literally watching it unfold first hand

Sitting here wondering what this last thing is on my To Do list, so I can mark it off. Any Guesses?

I just realized I really don’t know any of my friends significant others real names and I never save their numbers…. And they’ve been around for years.

Everything I write down I get accomplished!

Life’s gotta be tough when you look so inbred ppl bust out laughing when they see you.

3 of my trips for this year a confirmed, secured, and booked. Dont ask me to do nothing bc the answer is probably no. We’re in a whole depression I gotta play my cards right

It’s the second day of the year. Please don’t make me show you what I’m made of.

Finished my first Journal Prompt on 2026! May this year bless me and keep me protected. We have a journey ahead of us

We’re just girls 🫶🏾

Functional freeze just got the best of me, kinda wanna cry

I have 8 things left on my 2025 To Do List. If I can close out the year with it all done, I could say 2025 didn’t treat me to bad

I’ll never forgive myself for letting book 98 put me in such a reading rut that I kept myself from hitting 100.

I tried a Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll today. Never tf again

Just change my tire cracka

Yt ppl are really aggy. It’s been dead ass silent until it’s my turn to get serviced. Now they’re blasting their “trap music” playlist

You’d think I’d expect for the healthcare system to continuously drop the ball and/or fail me. But never fail to have their hand out expecting a payment.

I got so close to making it through the holidays season without the fight of my life with Seasonal Depression.

I haven’t been out since may, we went out tonight and I had a muthafuckin ball. I almost missed outside.

Me: I know you prob arent use to this either

yt woman: “I know you’re not use to this, but you’re gorgeous.” I was so gobsmacked all I could do was sit there and try to understand why she would think that

Ain’t no way you’re a 5 star driver with a funky ass car

They really played with the Travel Tuesday Deals. I’ve been tracking flights for months and they stayed exactly the same for Travel Tuesday and now $150+ more 🙄

I might DNF my first book in years. I read 43% of it and I hate it, but I also think like not seeing through would be a “failure”.

If Design Essentials has a Black Friday Sale, that will be the only place I’ll ball out on it.

I get pissed off everytime I hear “Good Skin, Rich Too,” and y’all got it trending like that girl don’t be in yt supremacy chat rooms. 🙄

I can only sleep for 3-4hrs at a time if I even sleep at all. My sleepy girl cocktails is SleepyTime tea, 10mg Melatonin, and 25mg of Doxylamine. I wouldn’t be all that shocked if one day i just didn’t get up

WHEN YA LIFE IS TURNNNIN, TOPSY TURRRRVEYYYYY

I had no clue today was Saturday. I definitely thought it was Friday

I’ve used all my words for the day. I ain’t got shit else to say

Having to pay to get back into my email is ridiculous

I’m just tired and delirious

Listen bitch. Ion have enough patience to sit through this hurry tf up (it’s been 15 minutes)

I’m manifesting a world where everyone I come in contact with (directly and indirectly) is rational, considerate, and has great conflict resolution skills. It’s gonna be great!

If you would have told me I would grow up to be a Squidward in a world full of Mr.Krabs and Patrick’s. I’d would be in a land far far away.

Today was supposed to be my Scholastic Pizza Party but I forgot all about it. 😅

I hate being an adult! It’s one of the worst things that’s ever happened to me

The Spanish “We got food at the house” DoorDash commercial lowkey pisses me off

I’ve had a bunch of first this month.

Life been on my neck, but I got my first bingo on my 2025 Bingo Card.

I have the attention span on a gnat and I’m overstimulated, SEND HELP

I’ll never be ashamed of reading my smut/spicy books, the main folks who say that we need to be shamed, aren’t even comfortable their sexuality so we ain’t even on the same playing field babe 🤣

Just finished my 80th book of the year, I feel like I need to throw another pizza party 😏

The amount of white pdfiles that are cops, drs, judges, teachers and pastors is Scary. Children are not safe in america

I can’t wait to get in the bed and read my book for 2hrs while I giggle and rub my feet together