I might DNF my first book in years. I read 43% of it and I hate it, but I also think like not seeing through would be a “failure”.

If Design Essentials has a Black Friday Sale, that will be the only place I’ll ball out on it.

I get pissed off everytime I hear “Good Skin, Rich Too,” and y’all got it trending like that girl don’t be in yt supremacy chat rooms. 🙄

I can only sleep for 3-4hrs at a time if I even sleep at all. My sleepy girl cocktails is SleepyTime tea, 10mg Melatonin, and 25mg of Doxylamine. I wouldn’t be all that shocked if one day i just didn’t get up

WHEN YA LIFE IS TURNNNIN, TOPSY TURRRRVEYYYYY

I had no clue today was Saturday. I definitely thought it was Friday

I’ve used all my words for the day. I ain’t got shit else to say

Having to pay to get back into my email is ridiculous

I’m just tired and delirious

Listen bitch. Ion have enough patience to sit through this hurry tf up (it’s been 15 minutes)

I’m manifesting a world where everyone I come in contact with (directly and indirectly) is rational, considerate, and has great conflict resolution skills. It’s gonna be great!

If you would have told me I would grow up to be a Squidward in a world full of Mr.Krabs and Patrick’s. I’d would be in a land far far away.

Today was supposed to be my Scholastic Pizza Party but I forgot all about it. 😅

I hate being an adult! It’s one of the worst things that’s ever happened to me

The Spanish “We got food at the house” DoorDash commercial lowkey pisses me off

I’ve had a bunch of first this month.

Life been on my neck, but I got my first bingo on my 2025 Bingo Card.

I have the attention span on a gnat and I’m overstimulated, SEND HELP

I’ll never be ashamed of reading my smut/spicy books, the main folks who say that we need to be shamed, aren’t even comfortable their sexuality so we ain’t even on the same playing field babe 🤣

Just finished my 80th book of the year, I feel like I need to throw another pizza party 😏

The amount of white pdfiles that are cops, drs, judges, teachers and pastors is Scary. Children are not safe in america

I can’t wait to get in the bed and read my book for 2hrs while I giggle and rub my feet together

I haven’t crashed out about the cost of living in a while, and now everything is miraculously 5x more expensive

I go through 5-8 gallons of water a week. I cannot afford off brand water at $5/gal

The way my TikTok has me knee deep and invested in Texas Politics, and I will never move back to Texas is funny to me

i love french fries

I love a good game of corporate semantics quarrel from time to time.

This is my 3rd account manager this year. I wonder if they are getting fired or quitting.

It ain’t nothin to eat in here but poptarts. Ion even like poptarts fr 😩

Death must be a white man..

Hey Death, I need you to lock in, bro.

I found another rift in the matrix. They’re tryna convince folks Travis Porter is 3 ppl instead of 2. And I’m not going for it!

Me after listening to folded for the 57th time today: If I tell you to come pick up your clothes. They will in fact not be folded, they will be outside the door, it is frozen bc we shoulda got it right the first time

You can’t just say anything to me. I have you explaining yourself just to ask if you really believe it

Hold up a minute. It was just 85 degrees yesterday. This fuck as 43 has me shook

Finding Giggles should not be as hard as it is.

I know I’m in a different timeline. Bc when tf did Alicia Keys and Beyonce do a song together? Why is it bad? Wtf you mean they were held for ransom when they shot the music video?

Forgot to order water, woke up dehydrated with nothin but poppi’s to drink.

If I could be anything on this earth I’d be a warm buttery skillet of cornbread 🤤

I’m thinking about picking the vape back up, it might just that serious

Sometimes you gotta bang the line on me, so they have a chance to start over

I’m really not supposed to work. I’ve been off for 48hr and I feel so much better but the thought of going back to work immediately drains me

I’m gloomy then a bitch

There are 103 days left in the year, I have 65 pages left in my journal and 10 books to read. Will I be able to maintain my sanity for the rest of the year? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF Dragon Ball Z

If we talked openly about how behind the rest of the world we are we would have to reckon honestly with the reason why and every single time it always comes back to white supremacy and the idea that we can't improve this country because then Black people might enjoy good things.

I just had an amazing lamb gyro I wanna go back and thank that lady for her contributions to society

I had 4 nights of good sleep, but on that 5th night everything went to hell. Today really tried the hell outta me.

What if that bigot was just supposed to get shot in the arm as another “failed assassination attempt”… That would be wild

The only reason I want the 17 is because it’s orange. But it’ll never be worth $1200 or a 3 year contract

I made the choice to not cuss somebody out today, I’ve come a long way