I keep watching this lady get her ass beat in an elevator then falling asleep. I really wanna know what happens after, I just can’t stay up 😂

Bitch if I walk in this store and ice cream is $10 a pint. Ima knock everything over and steal it

There’s only one baby left from the “Raggedy Kids Daycare” and then everybody is grown. What will be call it then. Raggedy Adults Club 😭

My baby turned 18th today 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 She’s not a baby anymore

I knew Q2 was gonna bless me. I just wish I wasn’t struggling to get my feet up under me.

Having to go to work every day feels greedy. This is greedy. You just saw me. I don’t even have access to my time like this

Please pray for me. My Instacart shopper is a man. And I really need everything to be right with my order 😭🙏🏾

I couldn’t imagine feeding a family of 5 fast food. On the low end its $60 for one bs meal. I’d have the whole family starving

When it dawned on me that the room probably stinks bc she’s half yt and it’s probably that wet puppy dog smell, I’ve never been able to look at her the same.

This yt dude just asked me if I have an only fans…. Ion even look like an only fans kinda girl 😵‍💫

I’ll go! With a warm plate in hand ☺️

I think it’s so hilarious when my friends tell other ppl stuff I told them bar for bar like they came up with it themselves 🥹

I’ve given myself permission to speak on all the ways 30 has changed me, like I’m the first person to ever be 30😂

After a long day of arguing with Qatar Airways

Sitting here plotting how im gonna give my chocolate birthday to the kids on the beach outside the adults only resort. Side Note. I hate Kids and Chocolate Cake. I have no clue how we got here

If finally 30!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

I’m impressed

I jumped in the Indian Ocean and my makeup stayed on

When I tell you everybody telling me I deserve an amazing birthday, believing while living it is a beautiful experience

Yt ppl gotta stop doing blow 😂😂😂

I’ve already decided ima be one of those old ladies in the club at 50 showing my whole ass Bc one thing about it come Monday. Ima be back at that job. I got the money to spend, And I gotta show the young folks how it was done.

Listen. I’m not responsible for what happens if they start playin my anthem.

Hmmmmmm.

Strawberries have just become a wack as fruit

I wanna get a Moroccan Bath… but these spots give sex workers. I’m scared

As a barback turned bartender. Barbacks please know your place. Don’t find yourself in britches too big for you.

If you have any doubts about flying right now. Just don’t. This shit is absolutely ridiculous

ARIES SEASON, GET INTO IT!!!

I need to stumble across a really juicy 90 part TikTok that has all the videos linked and posted ASAP. It’s been a minute

Watching diesel go from $2.89 to $5.05 this quarter is more than enough of a reason for me not to pay my taxes this year

12 hours on schedule 1 later, I'm finna start cooking crack idc

I understand following the rules, but trying to be above board all the time is an irrational standard to hold ppl to. And frankly more than what I’m willing to do

I made a big ass taco salad, got halfway through it and realized I never put any meat on it…. AND IT WAS STILL GOOD AF

Breaking the Matrix is an isolating and exhausting experience. I just want my ppl to wake up.

All of this going on during Ramadan is crazy. I couldn’t imagine fasting by choice and fearing for my life bc of other ppls stupid choices.

I’m not ready to go back to reality, the glimpses I’ve seen have been gloomy as hell.

I have a bunch of favorite words. They just all happen to be consider profanity 😁

I’m the house mom on vacation, but I’m also the bad mom. Who cusses ppl out, delegates, gets drunk af and cleans up the whole house after I throw up bc I feel bad. It’s all about balance. Bc I’m not nobodies muthafuckin mama and I’m on vacation 😂

It is by the grace of God and only God that I got on this damn flight

Bitch. If I tell you what I went thru to get on this flight 😂

Girl I be in everybody’s business. 😂😂😂 I need to Work on that

Getting ready to leave the country in less than 48hrs is an Olympic sport only for the busiest procrastinator. I recommend not attempting it exhausted 😭😭😭😭

Yes and yes

I feel like my dentist just violated my whole mouth, then massaged my jaw 😂

I can tell I’m getting older, I indeed need all of my little rest. I can’t even function off 5hrs of sleep 😭

Girl why did TransUnion tell me to file a police report at my local precinct for an inaccuracy on my credit report…

I’ve already started telling ppl I’m 30. I’m so excited 😂

Bitch. Did I just find out I have dysgraphia 😳

One dimensional thinking really concerns me, bc that cognitive dissonance is built Ford Tough.