how do you even synchronize clocks in like HFT or over networks and shit

github.com/apple-oss-di... is one of my all-time favorites

what’s your favourite data format

today is my birthday send me your favourite program

it’s 2026 why aren’t you going to the gym and getting hotter you dumb bitch

arm assembly enthusiast

MY MOTHER JUST REALIZED MY FAMILY HAS ADHD

the difference between compiler engineers and normie engineers is compiler engineers have resigned themselves to the fact that they have no control over the code that people write

i need more than caffeine i need caffeine 2

ah yes, the well-known "branch on [incoherent sputtering noise]" instruction

rust might be good

misread idiomatic as idiotic

offices should impose mandatory daily yoga on employees

i was walking in my neighbourhood and saw a dude who i regularly see at my gym and it kind of bothered me. you’re not supposed to exist outside the gym. why are you outside of your room. this isn’t right

it’s weird that homestuck anime exists

i think my doctor is just experimenting on me

a work of art is a creature that wants to destroy you and replace you with something else. it is in your interest that you allow this to happen, sometimes

respect for corn tea

i’ve become hopelessly obsessed with doing the laundry

i recommend stretching daily life is better as a piece of limp spaghetti

bought uniqlo trousers and borax today. i’m dead inside

the horse girl fandom is so funny like a retired racehorse dies irl and these people draw sad fanart of the horse girl version of the horse fucking dying

rybelsus is kicking my ass

Everyone knows that the x86 ISA is big.
 Modern CPUs have ~1000+ mnemonics. Guess how many make up 90% of compiled C/C++ code? TWELVE. I'm not kidding. The question is…what if we shrank it?

Happy birthday to the MOS 6502! It was 50 years ago today that people were able to buy their first samples of the chip from a jar in a hotel room at WESCON. Here's my oldest 6502 from the 52nd week of 1975. Still works perfectly!

family mart thigh highs

people say the fish grill in japanese houses/apts instead of a full oven is lame but ngl i fuck with the fish grill

my god……

when people ask me why i do pull ups i tell them it’s so that if i fall into a 6ft hole i’ll be able to pull myself out and not die of starvation and it makes them really mad for some reason

i tried to have type 3 fun but it didn’t work out

wait so i am currently being told that on x64 windows you simply do not get frame pointers why

my drink tastes like a soap from lush

i looked up the shittiest neighbourhoods in tokyo because i thought it would be funny to go to all the gyms but actually it’s just all the places i hang out, and apparently the place where i live

i’m not sure what it is but there’s something that must be posted through

ozempic is a drug that changes permabulkers into hardgainers

you look kinda soft bro you look like your entire life might be some sort of performance

something underrated about living in tokyo is that there are like 500 massage places in every neighbourhood so you can get unfucked whenever you want

i should be a performative male for halloween

today is yukata

yeah buddy

i went to the beach the other day and accidentally started a push up contest and now i have some sort of push up nemesis

i’ve never been so owned in my life

If you're like me and can't remember if it's RCX or R8 for the fourth parameter... Get the Compiler Explorer ABI Mug: actual calling conventions for x86-64 System V, Windows, and ARM64. Support @godbolt.org: grab yours here -> shop.compiler-explorer.com/collections/...

welcome to Voting, your choices are * evil * evil (woke)

dreamt of a person with pet frogs calling themselves a “pondcel”

today is yukata

sit up straight

Reverse Birthday Present - Here is LLVM 21.1.0-rc3 for you to test on my birthday! discourse.llvm.org/t/llvm-21-1-...

reference textbooks are kinda like spellbooks

LLVM Weekly - #606, August 11th 2025. Constant-time selection in Clang for crypto algorithms, tail folding by default for RVV, clangd doxygen parser, WasmSSA MLIR dialect, and more llvmweekly.org/issue/606