Who needs light when you have a mesh top, 80s shorts, and a dream 🖤🐶😅

IYKYK. Damn fur kids 🤣🤣🤣

My last caller of the day on this Friday cussed me out. I asked her how such and such needs this legal paperwork and she said “IDGAF how you do it, that’s not my problem.” I replied “that’s ok, we’ll raw dog it from here!” 😆

I ashamedly used AI to put a cigarette in my mouth in a picture last weekend. But my mom asking me “who is AL and why did he give you a cigarette” made me spit out my sprite and choke 🤣🤣

Stoned and stroking onlyfans.com/bbearcouple

More #fcf videos~ Early goon session before work. Come hop on?

Recycling is sexy ♻️

oomf hacked the traffic marquee 😜

It's #FCF, son - time for you to spread my fat ass cheeks, lick my pucker til it's sloppy, & be my human dildo. Show me those dicks, boys - I wanna see what you're gonna use to fuck & impregnate your Dad's slutty pussy #humpday #Chub #black #bear #bottom #thong #bulge #thick #thighs #socks #breed

Friendster saw it first.

Money for feet pics? 😆 My group of friends and I are poor 🥲

This is a MOOD! How was your Friday? 🥴

😮‍💨💘 The best!! With @behr1980.bsky.social

Love him 🥹 @behr1980.bsky.social

Oomf in Seattle just shipped me my 22lb box of my belongings that I stored out there, and it’s my toy box 🤩 so excited! 🚛 📦 It is scheduled to be here next Wednesday!!

It’s not #tummytuesday, but I saw myself in the mirror tonight and thought “Wow! I’ve come a long way in the last 12 months!” It feels so great to be back home and my energy shows it ❣️

Omg work bestie says in this team meeting: “ can you explain that again” (so I can finish this last episode of 90 day fiancé, yeah thank you so much….)💅 🤣🤣 She’s a libra ♎️

Who’s ready to tackle Thursday? 😂

Gawd my favorite 😵‍💫

Can we goon together under the Aurora?

Jesus CHRIST! I am TRYING to masturbate, but my breeder family is blowing up my phone with texts 😠 Would you go get laid already? Can I hire you help with that? Memes, screenshots, reels, and their daily achievements. Hang them on your refrigerator, damn!

Love these profiles that will say “hairy” and/or “uncut” only. Like ok, not attracted to my genes and something that was beyond my control at 48 hours of age, I will see my way out 👋😅 Kinda like saying “don’t show me your hairy hole, shave it” 🤦‍♀️ way to go dumbass.

Would it be okay to say, that I just want to delete all of my photos from 2024? It was a very rough year and my physical image showed it 😮‍💨 I could look at every photo in my phone and tell you exactly what was going on in each situation 💔

I had no idea that the creator of Dilbert was a conservative commentator. I used to enjoy the Dilbert cartoons back 20+ years ago, albeit I was never a fanatic buying the entire end cap at Barnes and Noble 🥲 Welp, another one bites the dust I guess 🚬

TIL that the medication Austedo costs $25k a month before insurance. I don’t like to say this, but it surpassed the cost of HIV tablets. Fuck big pharma!

Come on paycheck! Hurry up! The price of my lube on Amazon is slowly crawling 😒 this is homophobic.

Do I look high in this photo? 😂

New throw pillow, to be thrown around 😉

Those Kodak camera throwbacks tonight! The year was 2008 and I was talking on my LG ENV2 after 9pm…..probably telling the cabaret to get their ass over here 🤣🤣

Totally was not pointing at the ball bat 🤪 but felt cute 🥹

Oh man. Here come the jokes. Mr ICE agent busted his ass on the ice. From living in Alaska and just knowing this, I think nature took care of it 🤭

Some of yall never got 86’d out of R Place (in Seattle) and it shows 🫠 Me = 3 times 🤓

Also want to add, ever since getting off Buspirone, my orgasms knock me out afterwards 😵 I’m loud too!

Sending a Venmo to oomf out in Seattle on Wednesday to ship my toys home! I wonder what all my ex left me 👀 hopefully the Cell Block shorts and leather chaps ❕❕

Holy flying hell that was good 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Me and who?

When that 0°F wind slaps you in the ass 😵‍💫 I have no fur for insulation 😜

Babe says he’s about to yank this parking meter out of the ground because it’s not working. To which I replied “that’s right, and then go play smash brothers with that ice vehicle across the street” 🚬

Breakfast is served 🥣

Such a nice ass

Riding 🥵🥵

Mannequin is about to pull out his hawg!

Bricked up at the park I guess, thanks internet ☺️

Hogging the Spotlight on this #fcf #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

Happy #fcf he’s/they’s 😮‍💨

That moment when it is hard eating @behr1980.bsky.social ‘s ass when he’s swallowing your dick 😵🥵🫠❤️

Bi-weekly paycheck is coming up. My toiletries: we all need replaced 👏🥴

I wanna be Jesus 😈

There’s a ghost in my apartment. I think it’s a person and their dog. I see the dog run past my bedroom doorway often. It’s all whatever because my ex husband used to summon the dead with rituals, but I need some white sage. Why is it $5 a stalk now?? Come on Five Below 😩 do better!