Making it extra gay this month, so here’s a jockstrap pic 😜🏳️‍🌈

This Monday, I’m ditching the monochrome. Happy Pride, daddyfuckers! #happypride #omnichromeMonday

Happy Pride

We did FCF and Softie Saturday, so how about Semi Sunday? #semisunday #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

I said, “HOT BEAR SUMMER” 🗣️ (Gay powers restored 🪄) #hotbearsummer

I’m just a big softie #softiesaturday #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

i don't care what your mom or granny taught you. please don't 'wash' your chicken. it's not necessary and all you're really doing is spreading droplets of bacteria-laden raw chicken juice all over your kitchen. 🤢 cooking to the proper temperature will 'clean' it. thank you. #dragrace #PSA

Went out for impromptu drinks, so y’all get Daddy’s bulge for dessert 😜

Pre-Pride #fatcockfriday #fcf #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

Post a photo from 2019 Take 2

Have a high-pitched and bitchy voice? Shrill issue.

Summertime, and the livin’s easy #shirtlessdrive

If you see this, QRP your blue art.

#thighsday again. This week has gone by quickly.

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

I almost died on Mother’s Day 2007.

So busy I feel like I’m upside down! #humpday Thanks to @cornfedrh.bsky.social for the pose inspiration.

QTP with a gif from one of your favorite comfort shows

It’s was almost 90°F (31°C for the international bloomfs)today. That alone necessitates a #shirtlessdrive

Woke up in a hurry, but still got a #TummyTuesday pic

Little life update: we have an accepted offer. We are buying a house!

#mcm holiday edition

The leaning tower of Short King

Still standing on this #SoftieSaturday

Unsolicited dog pic.

My knee is officially capped with Mega Glalie

Pinkies Out for #fcf #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Orville Peck Bastille Imagine Dragons P!nk Dixon Dallas Panic! At the Disco OAR State Radio Lizzo Neko Case

Happy #thighsday From my ink to yours ❄️🦅, 🦣, 🧊🪩

Evening Snugs

Holie à deux: #HumpDay Part 2

Hump de Bump Happy #humpday

#TummyTuesday on a short week. Can it be Friday already?

drop some COLORFUL HAIR 💙🩶🩵

I’ve got a leg up on this #softiesaturday #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

Another beautiful day, another #shirtlessdrive

Thiccer than a Snicker (but just as veiny) #fcf #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

Needed this #ShirtlessDrive

Oh? Say more 😉

It’s #Fursday, which means the weekend is near

QTP with the Pokémon that runs your account.

#tummytuesday in the flesh (with a *hint* of dick root)

Just a Mono Monday #mcm #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

Dick Noir for #softiesaturday #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

I think I have Fat Cock Fever. Symptoms include: excessive thirst, inability to focus, and an erection that lasts more than four hours. PSA: the erection part is a joke. If yours lasts more than four hours, please see a doctor. #fcf #princealbert #piercedcock #teampierced

Was planning on celebrating today, but yesterday I came in at 5’6 1/4”, so yesterday was my day. Happy Short King Spring!

#thighsday meets #thirstday

Just saying.

Tonight, I am going to stretch at least one of my holes, I swear.

Tummies for Tuesday. Groundbreaking. #tummytuesday