Willoughby Beans III (@fullysicktwink.bsky.social)

Double-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm Things BOULDER, CO—After he single-handedly transformed what was once a humble get-together into a full-on rager, bystanders reported Wednesday that double-jointed man Greg Thiede has blown the fucking roof ... https://theonion.com/double-jointed-guy-blows-the-fucking-roof-off-party-doing-weird-arm-things/