The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

General Crouch Watie

Donald is now killing kids to distract from his raping them.

Pannicular has been tariff-maxxing

“Once you understand that Pam Bondi is Donald Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell . . . Everything makes sense.”

NGL there's no way I can sleep

Esmaeil Baghaei looks like Mo Rocca

My latest article, 'Everyday Giving: Food, Emotions and Community in England, 1760-1850', has been published in @enghistrev.bsky.social! It uses coroners' inquests to reconstruct everyday food-giving practices in 18th- and 19th-century labouring communities 🍞🍗🥕 academic.oup.com/ehr/advance-...

ICE = Gestapo.

@cnn.com Give this to John Berman, since he was trying to draw a diagram of blame with Noem, Miller, Bovino and Trump.

Unhelpfully, this is what the weather forecast used to look like in the Times. I only wanted to say whether it was sunny or not in London. Can anyone translate?

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. It's peculiar that a country of gun fetishists puts up no resistance.

We used to call Pete Muntean FAA Fetus but now he looks even younger, like he has Benjamin Button disease.

PBS Newshour this evening is leaving me gutted. Four women abused by a military doctor, perhaps out thousands in his caseload. All complaints ignored.

I thought of another one: זאָלסט דו פֿאַרלוירען דעם שליסל אַף דײן אַוטאָ אינעם נוזשניק

The next person who pisses me off, I'm going to tell them: זאָלסטו שטאַרבען אַ טױזאַנד װײטיקדיק טױטעס

The pope needs to excommunicate JD Vance.

@jrakove.bsky.social The refusal of the DoJ to cooperate with state officials in MN to investigate the Good murder reminds me of the 1774 Administration of Justice Act, "The Murdering Act." Speed-running the American Revolution . . .

Brilliant historian's take in a thread

A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead

@sethcotlar.bsky.social what is the deal with this press? I was looking for a copy of The Jews and their Lies by Martin Luther and this was on internet archive but it seems like the press is a bit sus.

So Team Trump claims they couldn't brief Congress re Venezuela attack to protect operational security, but that apparently didn't apply to oil company execs. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Jigsaw mission accomplished

insert bitter lol here

@drsepinwall.bsky.social Check out this cool jigsaw puzzle my kid got me

Merry Xmas to those celebrating! and a gute khinezishe esn aun a film to the rest of us

Menschlichkeit

Shadow Congress, not just Shadow Cabinet. And I told my Congressman that in a one on one.

How much did the Honduran cartel pay Trump for that pardon?

Reading Frankenstein and my goodness is it brimming with rapidly cycling emotions. It would be cool if Victor just delusionally imagined the Creature while experiencing psychosis.

Come to this! Buttons are important pieces of media that tell labor history. Online event with a free option, facilitated by Isaac Silver. learning.umn.edu/search/publi...

Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.

I agree with Secretary Pete. ATC workers have tremendously high rates of stress-related illness and are entitled to any time off that they need to take.

Accurate

Remember

Stop the steal

I loled

@matthewcappucci.bsky.social constantly impresses me with his meteorology writing and speaking.

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social Hey Chris Murphy's intern: I am completely serious about this. Ask him to get with Congressional leaders and have them begin meeting AS A CONGRESS without the sanction of the Speaker. A shadow Congress, or what the Brits used to call an "anti-parliament."

@hcrichardson.bsky.social Why don't the Democrats and any agreeable Republicans just convene themselves as Congress and continue transacting business? Theres historical precedent for alternative representative institutions.

#NoKings rally in Las Cruces, NM. I'm the leftmost frog.

@jbf1755.bsky.social I made a poster for tomorrow

Elie Honig proposing a false equivalence between Letitia James and Donald Trump. @eliehonig.bsky.social you are no longer the pride of Metuchen.

Donald Trump is a traitor.

DHS is like: Bolsheviks? DENIED. Cultural Marxists? DENIED. Globalists? DENIED. Rootless cosmopolitans? DENIED. Lizard people? DENIED. Ki-

I have executed the escalator that tried to Assassinate me and which you probably thought Was just Malfunctioning Forgive me It was the globalists’ fault Not my cameraman’s Who is dead now

"Unless we have the white people and the white culture at the War Department"

I guess Quakers are going to the camps next, since nobody is allowed to be a pacifist.