i had a bloody mary at 11am and backed into a telephone pole while leaving my sister’s, truly a hot girl christmas for me this year.

Down bad

My mom was telling me about how she can see my dog photos on the Apple TV now. Found out today she can see more than just those. She can see ALL of the photos on my phone. ALL OF THEM. I want to die.

you know you live in the middle of fucking nowhere when a new gas station opening up 30 miles away is exciting

𝘐'𝘮 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘳𝘵

Girl, I am losing my mind

Be careful, there is a new scam going around. If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.

Gomenklatura

took my sleeping meds with wine, gonna be snoozing like a white mom tonight

insomniac sunrise

just spent $25 of the $28 in my checking account ✨✨✨✨✨

my manager already denied my time for MFF i might go postal

I AM SWEATY AND STINKY >:c

WHY IS IT SO MUCH WARMER IN MY BEDROOM THAN MY LIVING ROOM I’M IN A TINY FUCKING APARTMENT

i have been pulled out of my shitposting dry spell by a hearty serving of angry orchard

Find a family that supports the REAL you 🏳️‍🌈✨ #RowdyReindeerArt

is it normal to try to drink yourself to sleep on the reg or is that just a retail worker thing

lowkey feeling nostalgic for all of the sofurry smut i read as a closeted teenager

Was a passenger in this, look before you turn folks.

pupper must work for treat in this economy 😔😔😔

Being only 5'8"ish and skinny means I'm riiiight in the sweet spot for clothing hell 🫠

day 2: whisper

Whenever I see a gay couple, I feel very warm inside & want to scream faggots 💕

i fucking hate my friends

*going through installed games trying to free up storage* “I don’t know if I really want to delete that game, I might play it” *hasn’t played the game in 5 years* “Okay maybe I can delete Tropico 4”

It’s so cold out that they are literally sending us home early. I hate the Midwest.

absolutely obsessed with this song atm

Anyone in a warmer climate got a couch I can crash on? I don’t wanna be in Iowa anymore.

Dear God, I would like to take back all the times I wished I had more body hair as an adolescent. I want my ass to no longer be a forest plz and thx.

🚨STOLEN FURSUIT BODY🚨 I am gutted, torn and heart broken to say my suit I've been working everyday for the past two months ready for FC has been stolen. All the information is below. If your in the Croydon area please please keep a look out. Thank you guys.

chat how do I explain it to him

he is excruciating fuckable

average autism experience

sleep is for nerds

My fursuit was just stolen. I'm a bit messed up rn, will make a proper post later.

i am never opening facebook again

updated these illustrations ⚔️

just got officially diagnosed with severe autism it only took *checks notes* 20 fucking years.

he sniffed my feet and started crying

My therapist gave me an assessment for autism yesterday and based on the look he gave me and the way he immediately pulled up my medical records when I told him I’ve never been assessed for it before makes me think I passed.

our systems at work are so shit lmao

this would kill the average texan

instead of going to MFF this year I worked unintended overtime, I LOVE CUSTOMER SUPPORT CALLS ONE MINUTE BEFORE CLOSING.

I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

new "draw your OC in this" challenge dropped

my coworker did not just call me a fucking good boy for making a sale.

Shaved the scruff off after 1 or 2 years, it was starting to drive me insane lol

IT SNOWED :DDD