Anyone who watched the last episode of Elder Dragon Hooligans knows I’m a huge God of War fan. I don’t know how the gelatinous cube got here but I’m so here for this.

The marvel cards look neat and all but this looks a lot like I’ll be skipping it. Do better @magic.wizards.com.

Dungeon Crawler Carl Themed Commander Deck #mtg #edh #dungeoncrawlercarl #dcc #magicthegathering

Richard Garfield will know. Mix-a-lot will know. Even this robot horse will know!

Our Ruligans Wanna Play Too. #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgedh #edh #commander #edhooligans

That’s right. And everyone hated it. lol (Man I love FFIX and I’m glad it’s getting some love all these years later. Vivi and Grandpa’s Memories of the Sky looks so cute.)

At this point the self ball kicking machine is turned up to max 24/7 over at @magic.wizards.com HQ. If yall were doing so good working with your employees why do they feel the need to unionize?

NEW EPISODE JUST DROPPED! Playstation Commanders! Which game wins it all!? Watch now to find out! #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgcommander #edh #edhooligans

Life happens but after a brief hiatus #ElderDragonHooligans is back!! Let this episode remind you that I am always the villain. Even when I’m playing the heroes. 😈 youtu.be/LM6sc3ai4ZQ?...

Im so sick of people pretending that there’s decorum. Fuckim! Go after his ass anyway! Stop treating the shitdiapered toddler like he’s deserving of dignity or respect! And if you’ve got a problem with that you get the same treatment. There is only one way forward and it starts with persecuting him.

500% markup is absolutely insane and platforms like TCGPlayer should be banning sellers doing this.

Disappointed to see no changes to #MTGBrawl but I guess a major change to matchmaking, which I’ve more and more become convinced just isn’t real is kind of appealing. Jitte freed in modern is a crazy surprise tho!

🚨 Emergency EDH Alert 🚨 Goblin Storm Zada is expected to hit @mtgsecretlair.com May 18th and Elder Dragon Hooligans Weather Specialist @the_mtgoblin is here to tell us everything we need to know to be prepared! #mtg #magicthegathering #secretlair #commander #mtgcommunity

We’re pleased to share that UWOTC-CWA has a scheduled election date! While WOTC still has the chance to voluntarily recognize our union before then we're looking forward to voting and winning recognition of our union. ✊

Secrets of Strixhaven Collector Pack Battle! #EDHooligans #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgstrixhaven #edh

I regret every positive word about the value of human autonomy I’ve ever said. Free will was a mistake.

New EDHooligans episode releases this week! #mtg #MagicTheGathering #edh #mtgedh #EDHooligans

Brought a little bit of Vegas to the office. May I never fully return to mundanity.

Going outside and eating the dogshit off the sidewalk is also free, and you don’t see people scrambling to do that

All of that said: @magic.wizards.com should be ashamed of themselves for not recognizing @uwotc-official.bsky.social. And for absolutely botching the whole One Ring situation. Hiring union busters and putting out statements that have the vibe of making one of your greatest artists a patsy is awful.

Okay before I go to bed and vacation officially ends time to talk about #MCVegas! As always it was incredible. As much as I’d like them to choose a different city (like make Atlanta the stable city and travel for the others) I never regret going to Vegas for MagicCon.

Hello again shitty apartment I’m back. #MCVegas

Dawn of the final day of #MCVegas! Cleaned up, filled with pancakes and bacon and heading to the con. Etali, The Ur-Dragon, and Storm are in the quiver so I’m packing all hammers today. Come find the Hooligans in Creator Central!

WotC has activated the self-ball kicking machine one again. The rate at which the fumble easy wins is incredible, and I say that as an Atlanta sports fan where we’re renowned for our ability to match defeat from the jaws of victory.

Day 2 of #MCVegas, showered up, ready to go eat, and head to the show floor. Wearing red in solidarity with @uwotc-official.bsky.social. Packing Etali, Jenova, Saruman, and Kratos&Boy today. Come find the Hooligans in Creator Central. @d4dustinf.bsky.social will be in full cosplay at Strixhaven.

Alright Vegas I’m here and we gonna get into something… just as soon as I sit and rest a while. lol #MagicCon #MCVegas

Spotted on insta. One for @jpsz6.bolasgang.com lol

Few things feel better than turning off your work alarm during the week. *loooooooooooooong exhale*

I don’t get to draft often. But when I do I start with no lands, mull to the exact same hand, mull to an acceptable 5, grind back from a 28 point life deficit and win match one. Only to end up against 2 people who couldn’t brick a draw step if someone put a gun to their head and demanded it.

This is the image that sums up this administration the most. Like you immediately understand the entire kikistocracy just by looking at this.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

A fun thing happened at prerelease yesterday. My teams first round opponent were a couple of young guys. While we were waiting on the round to end they asked us how we started. I explained that I started magic at a coffee shop in the town I went to college in in 2012.

2-1 2HG deck with frankly a kind of mid pool.

Yes. Great job Atlanta. ANOTHER lane on I-85 will FOR SURE solve traffic. 🙄

Invariably the people with the most to say about other peoples creations are the people who create nothing. Kubo rightly lights those people on fire here. You love to see it.

You should listen to the Grem.

Time for some Hooliganery! #ElderDragonHooligans

The hell’s goin on down there? *looks*

RIP Blex. Probably not taken too soon but forever in our hearts. No wonder @wachelreeks.com couldn’t find him. 😢

I enjoyed that a lot. Excellent work @seananmcguire.bsky.social!

Just got an unskipable 100 second propaganda ad for Gwinnett county police department on YouTube. Fuck all the way off with that shit. 🤣

If I had a nickel for every time I read a Magic novel whose perspective character was a young shield mage traveling the planes for the first time I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. lol #MTGSOS #SecretsOfStrixhaven #OmensOfChaos

What a badass name for an artifact we probably aren’t going to know a damn thing about. #MTGSOS #MTGSecretsOfStrixhaven #SecretsOfStrixhaven

When you step on a d4.

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

Birds are bastards. But they get to be that way because they’re so biologically cool. Masterworks (metaphorically) of evolution.

Oh I’m excited to see more of Arcavios. Bright swamp city in the mouth of a dead colossus? Forest of mathematically weird plants? Fuck yeah. I love weird worlds.

No but like what is the point of the queue if the website can’t even keep live track of stock? Like how do you let someone who’s sat in a queue for half an hour or more get all the way to finalizing their checkout only to tell them “sorry lol too slow” truly secret lair boggles the mind.

Yo @mtgsecretlair.com are yall okay? Yall had to reschedule the shipping on the last D&D drop, which yall have missed. Meanwhile the turtles drop has already delivered and yall are pumping out this Dan-Dan deck today. Yall good? Maybe slow down if you can’t manage your own product.