Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

It’s after midnight, but we can still observe Softie Saturday.

Without saying how old you are, say something that shows your age. “Hello world, there’s a song that we’re singing! C’mon get happy!”

I always love that Bluesky asks “what’s up.” #fcf

Since retirement, I’ve developed a bit of my old belly again. So let’s mark that with a little Tummy Tuesday, for those who celebrate.

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

I have a shower buddy! 😻

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond ( wrong answers only)

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.

Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.

Age yourself with your first computer. My first computer was a Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-11/70 running the RSTS/E operating system, in 1980. Of course, it belonged to the college I attended. It was followed by the Digital Equipment Corporation VAX-11/780 running VAX/VMS. God, I miss VMS.

I had to participate in the last #FCF of 2024.

Fluffy and little unkempt from a few nights ago, but the light was good.

39 and up club, drop a pic and your age… 62 here!

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #551,655!

Bluesky asks “What’s up?” Funny you should ask…

Happy FCF to those who celebrate!

Haven’t done this in a minute or two. FCF

It’s Monday, so here’s a laterskeet from the weekend.

FCFing #FCF

I’ve missed a few #FCF. Maybe this’ll make up for it.

Happy Monday, folks.

Hey look, it’s Friday and my cock is fat. Anyone wanna put my knob in their mouth while I jerk off?

It’s been a while since I’ve done FCF. I wonder if it all still works the same way?

Fat cock Friday!

This is 62, and born in ‘62!

59. Wow, that’s more than I thought it would be.

therapy is not enough. i need to bite people.

Medic: He had terrible allergies and OD'd on Benadryl. He passed away 3 hours ago. Coroner: What a shame. My dead body: *sneezes*

Wet… Thursday? Fat Cock Friday pregame?

“soft. … but not available for mistreatment.”

Did I hear someone say it was Jocktober?

Yet again, I’m late for FCF Fat Cock Friday! So I’ll post two.

Also, here’s a belated FCF / Fat Cock Friday post. Enjoy! I did.

Hey y’all, it’s Caturday! That’s the best day of them all. 😻 my Mikey the Mountaineer scaling the heights!

Slept in a bit this morning.

It’s a Fat Cock Friday! FCF

Me (flirting):

Something something Wednesday.

I’m “Give Until Gone.”

Hey it’s Fat Cock Friday… I think I’ll post a picture of my dick.

Work boner.

Reskeet with a photo of someone outside the MCU who could wield Mjölnir.

Three Crunchy Taco Supremes, Burrito Supreme, Diet Mountain Dew.

Mikey loves sinks.

Reset a pic if you’re one of the hottest accounts on Bluesky (you are).

Today is my kitty Pongo’s second birthday. He’s amazing.

Harold and Kumar Gorn to White Castle

Since I just joined today, I’m a day late for Fat Cock Friday, but figured I’d join the festivities.