I live my life one quarter tank at a time

Rot in piss.

I mean if they're gonna kill you whether you fight or flee, why not just pull up strapped and take a few of them with you?

From a good friend:

Oompa loompas these days want a participation trophy for everything #fifa

My favorite author atm didn't win Goodreads Choice awards so, obviously, I'm devastated.

Apparently I was in the top 6% of @judgiespod.bsky.social listeners

I HATE that school classes act like the Civil Rights Movement ended when MLK was assassinated and not that the fight for equality is still ongoing. Like, I never learned, in school, what bussing was or how hard the NAACP had to fight to integrate the North. It's infuriating.

Reading "The Containment:Detroit, The Supreme Court, and the Battle for Racial Justice in the North" by Michelle Adams and I will never stop wanting to resurrect Nixon and beat hit back to death for his SC appointees.

#tacobell needs to get their franchise on the same page. The one by me tried to charge me 5.19 for a beefy 5-layer burrito

Bet the "keep politics out of football" crowd are going to be absolutely silent this week. Luckily, the Commanders are as much of a joke as the commander. #Lions

Wait why did detroit ban Zyn at sports arenas? It literally bothers and hurts no one?

So punching Juju Smith-Schuster 6 times is the same as causing a six car crash and paralyzing a person... seems fair #NFL

Me to my own baseball team when I'm sick of a season of scraping by

Started Fledgling by Octavia E. Butler and starts out in the first hour with a weird moral quandry.

Checkov's shuriken...

ooh a rogue AI that shouldn't exist. we're hitting all the classics

Trying to dive into #Cyberpunk literature and am starting with Neuromancer by William Gibson. and I'm less than a chapter in and it's hitting all the stereotypes I expect with my limited experience in the genre (Shadowrun, Matrix, 2077). Excited for the rest of the book.

In last night's #DnD session, made a Goliath bartender named Tiny. Runs a dive bar in a smuggling city. Tried to make him standoffish and intimidating. Instead my friends decided and I quote "Tiny is friend shaped." They tried to get him to sleep after I revealed he was awake for 14 weeks straight.

At least #Disney is keeping up its solid history of sucking nazi dick

An American mother and son move to the Netherlands. The son brings home his first report card all excited but his mother is disgusted when she grabs it and it's covered in a pale yellow egg sauce. She asks him what's on his report card and he beams and says "all hollandaise" #dadjokes

Also, should I pick up Juju Smith-Schuster for my #FantasyFootball team?

Now that we as a nation have moved on from this "tragedy", release the Epstein files.

Things like this happen all the time. Its the price we pay for freedom. It was a disturbed lone wolf. There's no way to stop it. #thoughtsandprayers

MY FOOTBALL TEAM LOST 1 GAME! THAT MEANS THE SEASON IS OVER! PACK IT UP! NEVER WINNING AGAIN! OUR COACH IS A FRAUD! WE NEED A NEW QUARTERBACK! WAAAH!😭 /s #detroitlions #redditiscrazy

Introduced an NPC in my #DND campaign last night named Balthazar Salts. Although Salts. His underlying calls him Balthazar the Balthazist

(credit to a Souposting member on Facebook)

This newest #MBMBAM reeks of envy. put a really bad taste in my mouth. Like I'll keep listening because everyone has their bad days but I wasn't expecting Munch Squad to serve up sour grapes.

Our car was stolen a month ago and recovered in a week. I thought the cops were useless in helping us. Then MEEMIC insurance decided to take a month to send an invoice to a shop, sent it to the wrong shop, and then put us on the hook for a $1200 rental. And won't pick up the FUCKING phone. Im pissed

I sure love when something (book, movie, art) raises my hackles

Just saw #Superman and oh boy was that a great movie. I was locked in the entire time and it even had me tearing up. 5 stars. Gave me hope; not just for the neww DCU but for we'll everything.

I'm not gonna google it, but what the duck is an Astronomer CEO?

The more I learn about history, especially pre-modern, the more I learn that we tend to create homogenous ideas of a group that was in truth extremely diverse.

If you think it's one man, you're fucking blind.

Burnt my knees and all I can think of if "my ducking knees,Gricko" from Avantris

My favorite thing about starting a new dnd campaign is when my players give me parts of their backstories that can be used against them. with my current groups, my friends like to oblige me and give me Minor enemies and family members to hurt😈

Can't believe im being actively queerbaited by the WWE social media team

opened a #Velo package and at least 3 of the pouches were busted open

Truly need a #Sinners edit to Last of my Kind by Shaboozey. specifically the scene of MBJ fuckin up klansmen

There is nothing gayer than pro wrestling. this is s positive thing

The Batman/Deadpool comic cannot be a fight it has to be a team up. if it's not, there's no universe where Batman comes out on top

#Bluesky is infecting my other apps

Moon Walker and Waitress were absolutely incredible in "Detroit" tonight!

Played a new (to us) game last night called Ransom Note. we were problem to explain why dinosaurs were better than humans. This was my answer:

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.