That part in titanic when old ass rose throws the diamond into the ocean pisses me the fuck off lol

when dogs get all relaxed and cozy and do that big inhale and sigh 🥹

Everything wrong in my life is my fault so I guess that’s comforting

I am not ok lol

Barely anyone has checked up on me lol

Sometimes it seems so embarrassing to feel this bad

Person bursts out of the wegmans bathroom like “Earth is so ghetto!” Lmfao dam shord are you an alien 😳😳

Everything is a nightmare right now

Ok

Thanks Wellbutrin

Tryna roll y a blunt and watch PB and J Otter lol

They playing youngboy across the block…..😭😰😳‼️😂

Hate how social apps show you posts that are trending from people yeeean know Who are you 😂😂😂

Hate when a random approach like…real recognize real and you kinda unfamiliar rn 😂😂😂

My sister has more followers on ig than most bands

Blue sky? You mean liberal sky 😳😳😳

I wonder what Ja Rule is doing right now

Bill Grays going up on a Thursday where my real 585 heads at

My painting SUMMER DAISIES

If you prefer drums over flats then you aren’t eem eating chicken wings you eating chicken legs 😂😂 tighten up stewpid

Get your ass up it’s money to attend to 😂😂

Motherfuckers still trying to unlock the secrets of Atlantis in the big 2025 lmfao wrap it up 😂😂😂😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

Elon Musk

Remember when mfs were saying “vro” lol

I wish you could capitalize numbers lol idk happy Saturday

Im convinced that establishment democrats are apart of a coalition with republicans to willingly be their scapegoats when in reality they’re on Trumps payroll. The signal thing is insane.

Existential dread destroying every facet of my life as we speak my G

I will pretend I had a good day

Coworker just said anal retentive and I know what they mean obviously but idc that don’t sound right lls

Finna log out

me pressing the save button on memes on bsky

My life ajar

Game show that’s basically super market sweep (best show ever) + silent library + that Japanese show where they gotta climb up the slippery stairs in latex suits put that Dewey decimal system to work

They thought I was the mail lady; all I do is post ✉️

Turkey Sandwich, Colby Jack, Seed bread. Let’s go

PickNumberThreeMyLord! run in February last two shows with Sunny.

Mothertruckers step into the bathroom and verbally proclaim “who’s using the stall” I beg of you to think about your own wellbeing and get you some money

My enemies are succeeding

What is the preoccupation with one or another when balance lies between

Pronouns she/her but I’m still Him

Dam hello