The High Priestess card but she's absolutely zooted

I wonder if anyone's tried making a fake store with extremely overpriced fine china, with cameras everywhere in the hope someone, someday would break something

If it’s your aim to be a trans inclusive porn artist but you’re only drawing women with dicks/men with vaginas… it’s time to branch out and explore some post-GRS genital configs, bc the world is much more diverse in that regard compared to what you can currently find represented in trans furry porn

Twin stars always fall to earth together! ⭐⭐

"how long does an analogue clock tick" Google AI: Erm, according to my sources, I have determined that an analogue clock ticks 𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱. Hope this helps 😀

Low disc space :0 We need more space to install important updates 🥺 go fuck yourself Windows

getting into kink territory we also have this... pooltoy vore is something you don't see often but it's pretty good I think

"A president shouldn't act this way" "religion shouldn't be this way" "the police should be better than this" They're positions of power, there's no way they "should" be. Try telling an ex-cult member how true religion is supposed to help people

agere tgirl pup & she loves skye ok? & shes 3 too

"The local library is hiring for 2 days a week" I look AI current events flyer, giving away free flags on Independence Day, no price listed for the job, the library website tells me to look at the town's website for more info, which says nothing. Sighhhh

Immaturity is a concept by big grownup to sell more everything

Bunny boys...

Liminal playrooms feel so safe

"They're finding Android tv boxes through their IPs and removing apps from them." That's not how it works... "I turned off the internet during the wipe but it still happened" (The wipe™ is not a chronological event 😭) 𝗔𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛𝗛 you need to turn off system updates "I did!" (They, in fact, did not)

When you have sliiightly less electrolytes than you should, and wake up from a torture dream in a cold sweat x3

ummmmmm theyre weird nobody look ew ew ewwww

Commission for Zanna.  You can really name a band anything, and that's great.

Commission for Fallboard of two wanderers rediscovering home.

Helping homeless people is bad because it's basically socialism, which is basically communism, which is what Stalin believed in. Also being homeless is a skill issue and you probably deserve it for being homeless or something

DAY 880 - Gamma Ray Burst!

"Bluesky wouldn't let me login, but it inexplicably works when I input my email instead of username" The site being inexplicably broken isn't exactly an abnormal occurrence

I feel like nobody knew what a Luddite was until 2 weeks ago

North Korea is testing AI guided missiles. $50 says they accidentally nuke their capitol

"Do not use to train AI" you say that as if they wouldn't enjoy violating your consent

When I was little I thought that you could get sued for ANYTHING that's not 100% perfect. World's best barbeque sauce??? Prove it bitch or I'm suing you for ten million dollar >:0 IF ONLY.

Careful where you aim that thing soldier.

Ohh yesterday was Memorial Day, that explains why I felt more murderous than usual

Proven Wrong . 🐲

The Real You. 🐺🌙

There's Always Someone Cooler Than You 🥺

The thing that sucks about being a deer furry is you can't look up stuff like "cute deer in car" because it's like. Oh I'm sorry, I neglected to specify that 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚

Dropped off a bunch of pins I. The trinket trading box at confuzzled!!!

Honestly, it scares me that I'll still be a virgin by like 35–40, and less and less people would want me. Gives me this sort of existential fear that I'll never find companionship due to mental illness

If you're trying to read an article and the page opens for a split second before paywalling you, just open the page in reading mode. It's to the right of the address bar on most PC browsers

I don’t know how I keep ending up like this at parties. 🥴 🎨: @scottydoesstuff.bsky.social

Lay back and follow his lead ~ Captain's orders! ⭐🦊 (🎙️audio work provided by @spicygaydog.bsky.social)

be right back

fun while shopping for dresses

Something that annoys me about war is that when the invasion inevitably fails and they try to draft a peace treaty, the treaty has to be acceptable to the aggressor and defender. Like bitch YOU attacked US, it's not fair unless you make full reparations

Ngl, Dare is what caused me to try weed. They said it can cause your heart to race, it can cause some people to develop psychosis, and it's a gateway drug, but otherwise... that's pretty much it.

All things considered, Lythra is a pretty nice entity to be the first fellow shade a newly deceased soul meets

Dark ageplay: mom finds the booger wall

Twilight is an A/B/O fujoshi novel for teens

imaginary world.....