SNL clearly writes his dialogue before they even start working on the week's show: “As you probably know, we’ve just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela,” Mr. Trump said. “A large tanker, very large. Largest one ever seized, actually, and other things are happening.”

RIP, Frank Gehry (Seattle, NY, LA)

Paul Ingrassia’s texts reveal less of a “Nazi streak” and more of a Nazi lifestyle

Seattle ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0v1...

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A seal pops his head among the sailboats at Shilshole Marina in Ballard.

Smoky sunset clouds move in as a tiny sailboat moves out of Shilshole Marina in Ballard, while a fisherman tries his luck off the Golden Gardens pier.

Western images from a drive through South Dakota and Wyoming.

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Ballard beauty.

Feeling that Seattle sunshine.

From the weekend, my profile of a guy who mounted cameras on his roof to livestream the 24/7 view from his house -- planes taking off and landing against the backdrop of Mount Rainier.

See what I got for three iMacs, two iPhones, one iPad, two external hard drives ...

The bluest skies you've ever seen are in Seattle ...

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Woman being interviewed in Kyiv after Russian attack this week (via NYTimes video). @thrashermagazine.com

Finally.

Update: Seattle Dept. of Transportation not happy with the tampering: "The audio recordings at crosswalks play a critical role for people who are blind or have limited vision," the agency said. "We are concerned that someone would disregard the safety of people to make a political statement."

Don't cross Jeff Bezos on taxes. Cross WITH Jeff Bezos.

Nice one from @troublemakers.bsky.social

@thisisdeepseadiver.bsky.social under the disco ball at the Sunset Tavern in Ballard, Seattle. 3/27/25

Elon Musk love in Seattle.

The scammers sending me multiple fake @wsdot.wa.gov toll texts every day deserve to be run over by a flaming Cybertruck. Or, worse, they just deserve to have to drive a Cybertruck.

Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!

What a total kook.

Dire distress. Ballard, Seattle.

This is a hate speech.

View from behind a late-afternoon beer at the Ballard Elks, Seattle.