@ohcaptainrum.bsky.social omg happy belated birthday, Vanessa! I hope you had a great day ILY 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🥳

@ohcaptainrum.bsky.social i know i miss my baby v! 😔 hope you're doing well vanessa 💕

If you’re ready to welcome a furry friend, now’s a good time

If you got a follow from a 🍋 that was me lmao

😂 well thanks for making me leaving that account fr next week easy

finally people that get me

I love the dentist. Y’all don’t love the dentist?

Seeing men outside really ruins a day. They're like a cybertuck. You'll be having a good day and then you see a man.

& this is why hot girl meghann thee reporter is iconic i fear 😭🤭

Is bald head moisturizer lotion? I swear I’m asking fr.

the way my dog sleeps these days with his nose buried in his blanket 🥺

This family will send me to an early grave 😪 like damn now I know why I have anxiety!

During Nothing Was The Same tbh. I haven’t heard a full album of his since.

Amazon Prime gonna get added to the RICO for letting Kendrick perform this 9 times in a row lmao

We tried this and it’s soooo sweet 😪 not a fan

You know what time it is

Forgot I no longer have an umbrella. Luckily I park close enough to the building I didn’t have to walk in the rain too long but 😐 ordering one now

These Black Friday deals looking like

Whoever came up with the insult “are schools illegal in America?” really cooked us tbh.

241123 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER Douyin update

Why does this have me giggling lmaooo it’s the “man wtf I do?!”

dodger blue 😌

There's a new ground beef recall — here's what to look out for

*sigh*

I’m eating a fig bar and I’m not really happy about it but at least it’s raspberry flavored 😞

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

Do you guys ever have a recurring place or object in your dreams? There’s always this same public bathroom in mine and I’m like wth does this mean?

Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭

Cookie monster at his last day on set:

Going to TX and IL for my 127 ☺️

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

Need Bluesky to allow us to lock our doors

I like how I said I was bored and immediately found something I was supposed to be doing lmao

I'm always bored as hell on the internet these days... I keep clicking on youtube like it can save me but it can not because the algorithm is not good anymore!

this picture has been imprinted in my brain for yearssss. it’s so painful that i’ll never have this 😭

I still can't process people being born in 2000 as being damn near/basically mid-20-year-olds now. When my nephew mentions his age I'm like 🧍‍♀️?

hope this is really my boo glo @glotheofficial.bsky.social

Course changes at the University of North Texas’ college of education included removing words such as “race,” “gender,” “class” and “equity” from titles and descriptions

Someone left something in my inbox at work and asked me to give them a copy but I can’t make out their name 😩 and what I type in the search doesn’t pull up any results lmao I’m sick

One of the best parts of Bluesky is the timeline ain’t filled with people arguing everyday all day.

Oh my broke era is on the way! SKZ tour time 😤

You know what is a top tier feeling??? LAYING DOWN!!!

It stinks out here by my office 😷

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

The video too hilarious

why don't people make ballads like THIS anymore? music.apple.com/us/album/bec...

Where the hell has my hand lotion gone? Every time I wash my hands in public, I am left ashy!