You know shit is bad when u pull up jobs listings in Alaska and start thinking abt dropping everything to be a carpet cleaner in anchorage for 25 bucks an hour lol

My most normie trait is that I can power through a mental breakdown by listening to drive by incubus really loud

Would someone care to EXPLAIN to my WHY the power for the main computer is being diverted to run something called QuarkGPT?!!

Free podcast idea: music review pod by one Jewish guy and one Italian guy called The Jew-Wop

Dj Akademiks should be turned into Jamaican patties for making it a financially viable career to make YouTube drama videos about gang violence. Even r/Chiraqology traces its demonic DNA back to his evil rotund ass

College party has reached the optimal point of drunkenness where all the girls are cheering each other on on the dance floor and the boys are just grinding on each other en masse

Why does softblocking not make people unfollow you wtf

Solidarity means joining forces with people you find annoying so you can more effectively fight people who want you dead

That’s it I’m starting the safety pin thing again. My trans classmates need to know I will walk into the bathroom with them and go to the mat for their right to piss wherever they damn well please

Turned away from blood drive for low iron

My gf systematically liking all of my flop tweets

THANK YOU TO THE BLACK AMERICAN DIASPORA FOR INVENTING CANDIED SWEET POTATOES!!!!!

Accidentally ratioed left at london so now im legally obligated to tell you that she makes really good music and you should listen to it posthaste

Cookie monster at his last day on set:

Eyebrow mogging these zoomers

No one is allowed to make funny posts for 24 hours after I do ab days. Every time I’ve laughed today I’ve done this exact pose after

Guy who obsessively calculates the relative value of a bluesky follow vs Twitter follow and tried to create a type of forex market based off said rate

Prying myself out of bed with promises of breakfast feels like George telling Ienny about the rabbits

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My school hasn’t made a bluesky yet so I stole the handle to run a parody account >:)

Aren’t professors supposed to be nicer to you after there’s a hate crime against your demographic on campus? Cmon please I’m soooo gay can I get out of this paper

Seven days of Twitter jail for telling a nazi to kill himself :/

I have no specific beef with coffeezilla but I do feel like he would cry if you snapped his suspenders too hard

How do I make the discover page stop showing me genshin fanart

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Hi bluesky I am very normal