taehyung doesn’t say hi back he says hi only after picking up a tree branch from.. god knows where then he excitedly talks about eating udon and pistachio croissant later oh tae don’t ever change

LMAOAOA I feel like the Taehyung lives are him pushing his hardest to communicate with us and at the end he just gives up LMAOAKA omg I love him.

"It's too much for me to raise myself , I can't control a new life" Kim Namjoon this view on kids is so fuckin real I love you

Who else fell asleep during Namjoon's live? It's okay, gather round.

Im falling down a Hamilton spiral again

Idk what that means Taehyung but boy am I happy for you

I want to make sex pollen fest but I am currently running a fest.

Welcome to Forced Caretaking Fest: Chapter 2! If you’ve been wondering if the fandom needs yet another fic of an overworked member being spoiled by the others - the answer is yes, and you’re in the right place!

Oh my dog so funny xD he be wanting to sleep rn and he keeps huffing at me whenever I throw his toy.

Me at 3:58 AM settling down for bed and resting My dog:

WAIR WHAT?

Thank you Jimin for coming to see us, I love you!

Did anyone else freeze?

He's so pretty

Me earlier: The dior fashion show had ugly clothes. Me after gearing Jimim's opinion: Yes, it was all very pretty :D

??? Was I behind or did it cut him off

WRVERSE IS SUCH A BULLY WHY DID OT GIVE ME A DELAYED NOTIFE FOR JHOPES LIVE DURING JIMINS LIVE. THAT SCARED ME.

I dont understand high fashion but do love Jimin though.

OOOOO turn that beat off@

Big Shirt frantically trying to sign Yoongi to an endorsement deal before it’s too late

My face watching all that glitching and screaming

This live was boring as hell and all the sudden started scaring meeeeee

Why is it scaring me now

I’ll say again:

He feels guilty, as he should!

I just woke up, I want to see Jimin naked!

Roasted pumpkin soup and gluten free dairy free turkey grilled cheese with turkey bacon and jalapeno jelly The soup was perfect for making it for the first time. I roasted the vegetables and added the pumpkin puree I blended and it had just enough heat to where I could ignore the fact it was veggies

Jungkook would enjoy if you called him daddy. You would NOT be right to do it but he WOULD enjoy it. The reverse is true for Seokjin.

Can’t stand this fucking guy /pos

Damn he just shut it off, say good bye genie next time okay baby?/j

Night for real this time

Im thinking of an au where Hoseok is sent all the details of Namjoon's affair in a text. It's bewildering to see Namjoon like this, like he's a completely different person. His husband has never taken control in the bedroom, it's always been Hoseok in charge.

Me after checking the skyline.

Jungkook: please be serious with me for even one single second

This is correct. Yoongi is a grandpa.

Hoseok: MILF

Hey, you look alot like-OH

Ew, someone tell my mind that when all my friends go silent they arent in a GC talking about me and who weird and crazy I am.

Not my intrusive thoughts trying to sabotage this fic for me like the other one.

I really wish I had the timr to play infinity nikki in the way that you need to to get all the outfits. They are all so pretty and it made me sad not being able to get it because of the pull rates and just not having the time or drive to play every day for hours.

Im sick and bored....

its good to know marriage hasnt changed bestie, another bridesmaid ran to find us and said jungkooks live and kate and i Ran lmao actual ballgown and 2 full length dresses sprinting to find better service

ain’t no way jungkook was flipping that pasta and didn’t make the connection of the sound it was making… then again the man does become possessed when it comes to food and eating so

XD which one of you guys did this?

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OKAY BUT JK HEAR ME OUT WE CAN STILL DO A LITTLE SOMETHING

BYEE BABY THANK YOU

He's still just a man (He drank out of the carton)

He looks happy and the food looks good. Life complete.