apple products are actually the bane of my fucking existence and I can't stand people who insist they're better than android. I'm literally creating a bibliography on my phone right now because my iPad is incapable of working without freezing or reloading the page every two seconds

just received the best compliment ever while at work, wearing my ugly ass work polo with no makeup and messy hair, and this older lady said I'm very pretty 🥹🩷

saw both backrooms and obsession within the last week and now I will never walk into a furniture store or be friends with a man ever again. terrifying concepts to me now 😃👍🏻

I'm at the movie theater and I just had an older black lady come up to me in the concession line and tell me that I was quote "bodacious" and looked beautiful (and she was very beautiful herself mind you) and I don't think anything has ever boosted my ego more than that

not Kam Saunders speaking at the graduation ceremony for my university the year AFTER I graduate 💀 should've taken that gap year 😭 anyways love you Kam forever proud to share an alma mater with you 💙💛🦘

Evermore apparently has lost her turn with the collective orange cat braincell because she is back to clawing at the gate acting like she doesn't know how to get through

after hours of staring at the new dog gate blankly and whining as if she couldn't get through, Evermore finally got her turn with the collective orange cat brain cell

listening to touch it by ariana grande is not enough I need it injected into my VEINS

2026 is such a weird year because why did I just get successfully thirst trapped on instagram by a goddamn Wiggle

I'm freezing and my back hurts but the dog is laying on my blanket and the cat is laying on my leg so I'm like legally not allowed to move to get the blanket. I love these babies but good lord the things I do for them.

well I angrily turned in my resignation tonight. I was already going to quit, but holding off to make sure everything with my new job is lined up first. but after tonight I'm done. I'm so fed up.

how does one tell their stepdad who has been unwillingly unemployed for five months that they applied for a job on Friday and received an offer from said job by Tuesday

Sorry was I loud? In my own house? That I bought with the songs I wrote? About my own life?

I'm so pissed off with my job right now to the point of overworking because if I don't do something productive with my hands, I might be tempted to do something criminal with my hands instead and we don't want that

obligatory introduction refresh 🦋 hello bluesky! my name is Saige, I'm 23 y/o, and I work as a mental health tech! I'm a huge Swiftie! (fave albums are midnights, speak now, & evermore) I have a lil kitty named Evermore (Evie for short) and I love reading, cozy games, & playing guitar/piano ❤️

y'all I actually think I found the coolest mechanic in the city??? he's gay, a sabrina fan, and more importantly a SWIFTIE????? !!!!!!!! gave me a discount bc I mentioned I work overnights and he felt bad for taking so long, plus filled up my oil and power steering fluid for free

tempted to get the saja boys mcdonald's meal and blast the intro to your idol when the employee comes to bring out my food

whoever invented peanut butter patties needs like, a nobel peace prize or something. I swear these cookies are the only things keeping my sanity together at the moment

the feminine urge to abandon my life and start fresh in a new city where no one knows me is strong today

I'm sooo sick of this weather. it's been hopping between highs of 90°F and lows of 30°F the last week and a half and I've never had worse migraines before. I'm in so much pain and have not been off my migraine meds for over 3 days. I hate it hereeeee

I was going to go for a walk to the coffee shop before it closes because it's been 90°F out and now it's only 55°F but my cat is laying on my lap so I guess I'm legally obligated to stay here until she gets up?????

I have the biggest migraine because we've had all four seasons in a matter of days here, I slept over 18 hours in the last day and a half (not good sleep, I wish), my apartment is a disaster and I feel too shitty to clean it up even though I can't even cook and have nothing clean to wear. send help.

someone keeps letting out some NASTY ass farts on the train and I'm this close 🤏🏻 to jumping out the window onto the tracks just to put myself out of my misery

never thought I'd see the day where I have to be sheltering from a tornado at midnight with 10 antsy mental health group home clients, half of whom are old enough to be my parents/grandparents, asking me what time it is every 2 minutes and demanding snacks we don't have 🫠

just finished bridgerton season 4 episode 6 and hannah dodd's scream at the very end absolutely broke me, I am not ready for episode 7 😭

lol facebook marketplace makes me giggle sometimes because what do you mean "cd in excellent condition" when there's visible stains and a crack in the jewel case

today I learned that I actually knew REI AMI before kpop demon hunters. I put my master playlist on shuffle today and a song by Leyla Blue came on that apparently REI AMI featured on! the minute I heard her voice I was like WAIT I KNOW THAT VOICE 😂

just watched my january snapchat recap and it's just 98% pictures and videos of my cat

we're in a snowstorm here & my apartment complex has an awful hill leading to the parking lot. well icy roads + rear wheel drive makes it worse. so my car was fighting for its LIFE to get over the hill & one of my neighbors RUNS to start pushing my car from behind. midwest kindness at its finest!

I wish I could block people on youtube I don't wanna see some of y'all on my recommended

I had no idea how intuitive cats can be until I started tearing up over a character in a TV show dying and my cat, in the middle of an absolutely manic play session, suddenly stopped and crawled into my lap, getting all cuddly and purring and sniffing my face when I started crying 🥺

can amazon stop lying to me about when my packages will arrive? I get it, it's christmas and shit is getting delayed. but good lord please just give me an accurate estimate of when it will arrive instead of lying to me everyday saying "it'll arrive today- nope actually today- sorry actually today"

my post office should be very grateful for whoever the kind soul is in my apartment building that keeps bringing my packages to my door when they're left outside.... they're saving my post office from the wrath of a person who's had one too many stolen packages due to their incompetence

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

currently wearing wide leg jeans and my cat just tried to CRAWL INSIDE MY PANT LEG AND HIDE THERE 💀💀💀💀💀

someone STOLE the mini Christmas tree I had outside my apartment door. like it was there yesterday and now it's just gone. the Christmas bear stuffie is still there. who the fuck steals a Christmas tree like that????????????

they really had to cast a lesbian for elphaba in the wicked movie because i know if jonathon bailey looked at me the way he looks at cynthia erivo in as long as you're mine, there's no way in HELL i could remain professional 🙈🥵

venting real quick just because I ended up short on rent due to a medical provider charging me when they weren't supposed to, and I can't get it fixed until after rent is due. so I posted to some fb funding communities and people are flaming me in the comments saying "you'll be fine" acting like +

y'all it's actually insane the ASTRONOMICAL levels of embarrassment I just experienced getting my card declined for $3 at dollar tree 😭

now tell me why chilis is playing waving through a window from dear evan hansen of all things

y'all I went to chilis to get those wicked margaritas before seeing wicked part 1 in theaters again... THERE'S NO WAND IN MY GLINDA MARG I'M UPSET

marked safe from the holiday drop because literally nothing was in stock when I found out about the drop 🥲

tell me why some PRN was working today in place of our usual evening staff and the FIRST thing she says to me is "you don't talk? 🤨" ?????????? after I explicitly said hello when I came in mind you. the audacity of some people I swear to god

one thing I absolutely hate is when you're ranting to someone and they say something along the lines of "well other people have it worse so you can't be stressed about that." like I'm stressing about losing my health insurance because my stepdad lost his job and my coworker is like + (1/2)

I never understood why people were so eager to skip fall/thanksgiving and go straight to christmas... until I became a depressed adult with my own place that's never clean and two jobs. okay yeah fuck it, it's nov 9th and my christmas decorations are up and you know what? it makes me happy damn it

how rude of the child to turn off kpop demon hunters when I was vibing to takedown 😭

I'm so glad I've seen kpop demon hunters already because I'm watching it with the 7 year old I babysit and he just spoiled the entire ending 💀

my job is so funny sometimes because why did I just hear a teacher say "I can still hear voices! ...and they're not the ones in my head" 💀

pumpkin patchin 🎃🧡