Sacramento loves that Mortos is a lawyer. #AEW

Ready for Dynamite from SACRAMENTO!

Really good main event. Appropriately sapphic. Like just the right amount of sapphic.

Commentary going dead silent for that "fuck ICE" chant was probably the right call. Shoutout to that crowd.

YOUR Sacramento Kings have won four straight basketball games. All of them by double digits. Some are saying they may never lose again.

Does Darby get told no? Are there ideas that we don't see that are even worse or does he have a good feel of where the line is? I hope to one day have answers. #AEW

Sharing the link to the gofundme for Renee Good's wife/child for the dozen or so of you who don't follow me elsewhere: gofund.me/d3636353b

The Don Callis Polycule continues to grow.

Who's ready for the 2 week spike in activity on here? I think it might actually stick though because "we made it so you have to respect people's humanity & autonomy while using our AI" defeats the purpose of AI.

Willow is TBS Champion! Sadness is canceled in 2026!

Okay false alarm. I would have had the Death Riders turn on him then if you're gonna do it. Perhaps that isn't the plan after all.

Oh shit, they're about to do it.

One thing that Erika Kirk & I appear to have in common is that neither of us feels particularly compelled to mourn the death of Charlie Kirk. Empathy has to start somewhere.

We are lighting The Beam tonight, Bluesky! Hell of a win!

I believe Max has convinced me to buy that there ppv.

Speedball has particularly grown on me.

Harley & Willow deserve it!

Just saw one of those videos where someone who grew up evangelical or what have you plays Christian rock from their youth to their partner who didn't grow up in that ecosystem & MY GOD the genre does not get enough hate. Its so much worse than its reputation.

Kevin Knight is growing on me. Kyle Fletcher might already be ready for the men's world championship. Hell of a match.

It breaks my heart that, in all likelihood, at least one of Luke Niggemann & Noah Knigga are like super racist. Obviously don't know for sure, they're both young, trying not to ruin everyone's good time, etc. But probably, right? Would be hella cool if that wasn't the case.

Oh would you look at the time, it's Beam O'clock! #LightTheBeam

Unless Hangman's legit hurt, I'm unsure why the plan wasn't him vs Swerve at the next ppv. Hangman proving that he can help even the odds for Swerve, just as Swerve could for him, does give a nice symmetric poetry to the story. Never mind, I guess I do.

Na man, looking up to the sky afterwards? I'm not okay. Wrestling is beautiful.

Oh that video package? Yeah Mark Briscoe is winning this but he's gonna torture my heart for 30 minutes first.

Don't tell anyone this, but I'm happy for the bald man; he has been fun for a while now. #AEWFullGear

Imagine how buck wild Darby Allen's intrusive thoughts have to be. Like, we're not seeing the stuff someone said no to. #AEW #FullGear

In this week's installment of Darby Allin wrestling like he's mad at his spine, he's still mad at his spine. #AEWFullGear

If Dan Crenshaw wants me to not make jokes about him being a pirate, then he's gonna have to stop traveling abroad & causing trouble while being shitfaced & wearing an eyepatch. I don't ask for much.

As a Kings fan, I have a deep appreciation for the question, "Does Sysiphus like his boulder?" I don't have an answer to the question, but I do appreciate it.

I wanna thank the Sacramento Kings for quickly getting down by double-digits & giving me the excuse to no longer have to look at that court.

Glad to see Daniel Garcia masking up; covid is still out there & furthermore we've officially entered flu season. Responsible villainy.

Thank The Lord it's Steamboat & not, you know, the other guy with a similar first name.

So this is fun. Skye Blue deciding from the get-go that she's gonna be the one to bleed the most tonight & Darby is just gonna have to settle for the silver metal is a power move that we all should respect.

I have given Drew Eubanks a lot of shit this year but he has been extremely solid tonight & even moreso on defense. Also, Russell Westbrook is the best backup power forward in The Association.

Toni Storm is just having none of it this evening.

The other place is full of political asteroturf right now so I figured it's a good time to check in with Bluesky. Pretty good Dynamite so far.

I am so ready for the dark, fucked up shit Hangman is gonna do to Samoa Joe.

Well, the bad news is that the Sacramento Kings do not appear to be particularly good; the good (?) news is that teams 9 through 14 in the west don't appear to be particularly good either.

Shoegaze is just Math Rock for people who get laid.

Well, the opponent of the Sacramento Kings this evening are hitting their 3-point shots at a statistically anomalous rate & the tall, long forward of said team seemingly cannot miss. It's nice to know there's still some stability in this world.

Look, I get crowds marking for themselves are annoying for many people, but "this is Kyle" as a chant is fantastic. #AEW

Locktober is, frankly, yesterday's news. You wanna torture someone all month? Try Locketober: 31 days of nothing but philosopher John Locke.

The Don Callis Polycule continues to expand.

If FTR ever lays a finger on Willow, I'm going to deliberately vote for economic policy that hurts the state of North Carolina.

Dude, everyone knows that Autism can only be cured by garlic, sunlight, or a stake through the heart. It's like the first thing they cover in ABA classes. @rlstein.bsky.social back me up here. . . . Fuck, I might be getting autism confused with vampires again.

So Bryan either absolutely loves doing commentary or is trying to get them to politely ask him to do something else going forward.

You bet your ass I popped for Tarzan Boy! #AEWAllOut

I'm definitely not the 1st person to suggest this but Darby's career is gonna end very suddenly, right? Like one bump is gonna go wrong & that'll be it, yeah? Obviously don't want it to happen but it feels inevitable.

Riho & Mercedes overdelivered; that crowd needs to wake up.

Yeah WWE ain't gonna have that, fam. This is why letting them go second was the right call. The emotion? The violence? Second to none.