Jordan Green
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jolly mr. cannoli
over 2 years ago
i just signed up for Threads and now mark zuckerberg is just in my house and he won't leave, so i call the cops and they show up but they are both mark zuckerberg too, now there are three mark zuckerbergs in my house. hold on i gotta go check on my mom upstairs--oh no, oh god no
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They really went and took *checks note* margin loans on cartoon monkey pictures
over 2 years ago
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The office cleaners thought my trackpad was a coaster đ
over 2 years ago
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any non newtonian fluid dynamics peeps on here?
over 2 years ago
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RezâĄ
over 2 years ago
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Hereâs tonightâs chinese media briefing:
over 2 years ago
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@faineg.bsky.social
why are you so much better at blue sky than twitter? đ¤ˇââď¸straight killing it here
over 2 years ago
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SwiftOnSecurity
over 2 years ago
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sarah jeong
over 2 years ago
1.2 million people on the waiting list for bsky seems like a lot until you realize 1 million of those people are current or former heads of state
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Todayâs vibes
over 2 years ago
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this is how I feel trying to pretend I know whatâs going on here when people talk about ropes and hell threads
over 2 years ago
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why doesnât fusion 360 have endothelium in its materials library?
over 2 years ago
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Meredith
over 2 years ago
I donât normally share the smiling dolphin with people Iâve just met but I trust you
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Stay weird Adelaide.
over 2 years ago
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Loving the unhinged âreply allâ đ§ energy here
over 2 years ago
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