Truly disappointing

I’m thinking about doing a late-night gym session. I always go SUUUPER early in the morning, but a late night sesh sounds like it could be fun.

Found a new one…. I’m not going to pay for fast food when I can sit down and, WITH TIP, pay about the same as McDonald’s. Chili’s ain’t fancy, but this is cheaper, more food, and I can sit at a table - also, (opinion 2 in this repost) Chili’s does make tasty food.

I’m starting to wonder if this is about getting data or if it’s actually about forcing people to go offline.

I’m not going to give any apps my ID or pay them, so I’ll just use stuff less - I think that’s most people. Is that most people?

Finally, my lifelike Star Trek action figures will have a new purpose

I keep wondering what my ‘most boomer opinion’ is and finding new ones. Examples: - We need to really limit our own usage of Social media - Reading/Watching/Listening to, & owning physical media is > than renting digital - Touch Screens need to be removed from all cars - Cars should be repairable

Is it materially more of a threat than it has been? That’s my question.

I’ve traveled before.

My disappointment in humanity is routinely outpaced only by my amazement in its continuous ability innovate new ways to do so.

Okay… can anyone explain to me the origins of the ‘war on protein’? I am honestly completely lost on this one.

I gotta be honest. I don’t understand why people are angry about being told that eating protein and veggies (fiber) is good for you and eating processed stuff like chips and candy and soda isn’t. I thought this was common knowledge that we all just agreed to ignore.

Why are the least calorically dense, but most voluminous foods so expensive? Lettuce is too expensive

I’ve gained 20 pounds in 3 months. Well…. Is it ‘New Year; New Me’ or is is ‘New Year; Retvrn’ to get myself back in shape?

I like Hawaiian pizza. I think it’s best when you add something spicy to it like jalapeños or buffalo sauce. I’ve heard Swedish pizza can be weird, so I wanna try that, too.

Odd

But have you considered that doing a good thing is bad, actually? There. Now, I bet you feel dumb.

I need the streaming apps with kids account settings to let me select like 5 or 6 kids’ shows and then it plays episodes from each show rather than 6 episodes of one.

Oh. So, the economy is for sure gonna crash, huh?

As a dad, I’m thrilled to announce that due to rolling series of illnesses in the family, I’ve finally gotten exactly what I have been asking for, for Christmas. That’s right other dads. Just the right size, no exchanges necessary, my favorite flavor… I got… nothing.

Merry Christmas

Whoever decided that it was good to start charging money to see Santa at the mall is a huge piece of shit.

Any time I get the chance to reference Bobson Dugnutt, I have to take the opportunity. A close second is for Fred Fuchs.

McDonald’s is getting crazy expensive - for fast food. I’ve already cut fast food down to about 2 times per month, but this is nuts.

I do miss the before times. Costco, however, has a FOUR PACK of frozen cheese pizzas for $10 and they’re actually really tasty. I just buy some pepperoni or whatever else and fancy them up a lil, if I want more than cheese

A Q-Tip you are SUPPOSED to stick in your ear

no idea

Someday, that toilet camera that analyzes your waste is gonna start playing advertisements, too. What’s the worst thing it could advertise to you, while you’re still sitting there?

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

The other day, I was using iTunes in the car via Apple CarPlay. A Pop-up ad for XM Satellite radio blocked the entire infotainment screen, WHILE using CarPlay.

This SEEMS objectively good, actually? Am I missing something?

It’s almost like there shouldn’t be a profit motive in public services. Like… it’s not a $9B loss. It costs $9B. I had a $5 loss the other day. (Bought a whole rotisserie chicken at Costco and then ate it)

Every year, MODoT is stunned by the once-in-a-lifetime event that is 3” of snow in a midwestern state. What kind of corruption is this level of incompetence? Can the head of MODoT be someone that owns a road salt production & distribution company, with an investment in making plow blades, instead?

In case you are unaware, Turkeys are on sale after Thanksgiving for like 85¢/pound. I’m having one for dinner, lunch, dinner, lunch…. Probably also more dinners and lunches. For like $20.

What do you call it when you get irritated when you open the peanut butter jar to find that someone has maniacally stabbed it with a butter knife, like they were assassinating Caesar, rather than using a spoon to methodically remove an even top layer off, like a normal and totally sane person??

….i need one of you to tell me what the essential plot differences are between ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Die Hard’

I just saw an advertisement for ChatGPT, where it was text walking a college student through her daily schedule. If you cannot operate a ring bound planner, I don’t think it is in your best interest to take out $100k in unsecured loans.

This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful that I don’t have wider adoption for my most profitable ideas

Green Bean Casserole is delicious

Gambling bad?

Looks like it’s time to visit the original World Showcase (another country)

Now, I shall brave not one, but TWO grocery stores. DIVE. DIVE. DIVE AGAIN!

I can honestly say that I’ve never had this concern when eating sushi from the frozen section of Aldi

One nice thing about taking children to eat at a restaurant is that you always know when the food is about to arrive, because that’s the moment they announce, “I need the potty!”

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

I’m going to invent an installment payment plan exclusively for online sports betting. Call it ‘Bet Now, Pay Later’ Can I have $100m in startup investment, now?

Spending the last couple days (and foreseeable future) watching my Crypto currency tracker repeatedly alert me to ‘X% DROP in last 12 hours for [SOMECOIN]’