Recipe websites have become completely unusable. I’m buying cookbooks from now on. This is bullshit. In fact, I kinda feel like the internet in general has become largely unusable at this point. Ads and revenue being the key driver for anything really speeds up the #enshitification of everything.

I’m just gonna be a Disney adult. It’s no more of a financial liability than gambling or a sports car and this way I get to go to Disney World.

Hi. I’m The Public.

"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."

Fellas, is it rude to like older mid-sized Japanese pickups?

It’s getting worse. I’ve spent money on War Bonds and I’ve actually started getting good at fighting Illuminates. I’ve even started building different loadouts of stratagems, gear, and armor for different missions. It really is the best multiplayer with randoms experience I’ve ever had, though.

To be fair, I’m also concerned about the growth of e-bikes and related safety concerns. (Not power assist, electric bikes) They’re far too fast to be on sidewalks (bikes belong on the road), but they’re too slow to be on main roads with cars. They need to be regulated like motorcycles & scooters.

Anyone having a normal one? How’s that normal one going?

It’s another Monday. Tell me something(s) you’re looking forward to this week! What has you excited, happy, hopeful…?

Driving one of these every day would make my commuting at least 31% better

US Government is shutting down, again, huh? My lack of surprise at these events is inversely proportional to my disappointment.

That’s a Defenestration of Prague joke. Those are rare.

It’s MAN SOAP FOR MEN! Following scents available: -off-brand febreeze and diesel exhaust -hot metal and dog -new pants -old pants -raw spaghetti packaging This isn’t girly stuff that cleans too much or smells like that barista that irritatedly turns you down every Saturday morning! IT’S FOR MEN!

Maybe it’s natural. Maybe it’s cynicism. It is probably both tbh

I would like to know one small thing that made you happy, today. Example: I found out I had White Castle horseradish mustard packets to use on my sandwich.

Me: [logs on] The Internet: …the rapture, tomorrow… Me: I see. [logs off] (5 minutes later) Me: [logs on] The Internet: …fireworks… Me: …that was my own fault. [logs off]

So, are aliens on the space rock or what?

Objectively a bad thing. Vaccines are good. Period

Dang. Called it.

Normalize congratulating people on keeping their paid-off, 20+ year-old daily driver running

Yall ever have a thought that then reminds you of something that reminds you of something, and it keeps going back until you have an epiphany about something that happened like 20 years ago?

"In the beginning the [Internet] was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move"

Who is watching ‘YouTube Shorts’? Is anyone doing it on purpose? I clicked on by accident and I had the same reaction face as when I open the jam jar and it’s fuzzy.

I’m just gonna admit it. I wanna make more money so I can become a Disney Adult. I like going to Disney World and not just for the Star Wars stuff.

Oddly satisfying to watch

I’m the Alt EPA - farting is good for the environment and yall need to eat more fiber to help. …this may incidentally be in conflict somewhat with our colleagues at the Alt USDA.

New piece by me! I wrote about how freaky measles is, which many people don't know about. It depletes immune cells, and makes people vulnerable to many other infectious diseases. This raises the risk of complications for years after an infection.

Setting my phone to permanent do-not-disturb, with a whitelist of contacts has made my phone so much less annoying.

I gotta save up for another Disney World Trip. I need the serenity of the People Mover & Living With the Land, but also the satisfaction of going to Star Wars Land and wasting more money on another light saber - and going to Oga’s. No more droids, though. #DisneyWorld

I am in desperate need of a nap and a few hours actively doing nothing. Like… I want to drink a single beer and stare at a blank wall, just decompressing.

After careful consideration, Cozy Romantasy is the highest form of literature and artistic expression.

I just paid for my cat to have therapy because I had an injury.

Mr. President, with regards to Mr Musk, three words: Civil Asset Forfeiture

The speed at which Democrats are willing to sell Musk the keys that Trump wouldn’t would be comical if this wasn’t reality. It is however, unsurprising.

An ouroboros of slap fighting Cartmans, squealing into eternity

It escalated and had a "rapid unscheduled disassembly"

Do you think I could get this line from the Super Earth Anthem slipped into a political ad without anyone noticing? “STEADFAST SUPPORT OF OUR REGIME IS HOW HUMANKIND WILL REIGN SUPREME. NO QUESTIONS OR DOUBTS SHALL BE ALLOWED, TRAITORS WILL ALL BE DISAVOWED.”

I hate that new cars are SO LOUD. I have one car from the current decade, one from the last decade, & one from the decade before that. My favorite is the oldest. It’s designed for visibility without cameras, doesn’t have a million sounds & lights, and it has a naturally aspirated v6 & 4wd.

Me, watching Star Wars: The Phantom Menace for the first time in like 24 years: huh, Shmi Skywalker is kinda nice with it

At work. Video game soundtrack loud af in headphones. My internal monologue: [generic work task] FOR SUPER EARTH!

I rejoice, knowing liberty stands. Time to get those clankers….

Chuck Schumer spins a shop creeper around and sets 40 napkins on it before sitting down …. “So, you gentlemen like grease, huh? Lemme tell you a story about someone else who likes grease…”

Can’t believe I have to go to work while Democracy is falling. Super Earth has like 1.2 cities left. #HellDivers hold the line! Only good squid is a ☠️ 🦑!

Note: this is a Lwaxana Troi Stan account

What’s the best Paranormal Podcasts? Aliens, ghosts, demons - ‘true’ story kinds. Not like Magnus Archives (which is also good). #podcast #paranormal #ufo #ghosts #haunting #alien

Man, I hope that Grok and/or ChatGPT can help me find a comforting way to explain to my friends and family how Helldivers II is gonna be my whole personality for the foreseeable future and that it’s gonna be at least as obnoxious as when it was Baldur’s Gate 3.

I was there when #Eagleopolis fell. All gave some; too many gave all.

Me arguing with my bathroom scale like

Fast food going sterile in their restaurants sucks so bad. I won’t even go to Wendy’s anymore because it’s like eating in a hospital bathroom.

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