my yearly tradition post

ok i did another mini one just to be sure and on the lowks we might be so back

just did the craziest tarot reading that essentially told me to be a big brave boy i'm scared what does this mean

the concept of a dnd campaign where i can just play as one of my bg3 tavs and bring one the little guys i built a whole world and backstory for in my head to life

Haunting your narrative #strangerthings #steddie

they hit the stonathan twin towers that was crazy

might go to asda after work today and stand completely still in an aisle just to feel something

spotify actually trying to do me psychological damage

bereal was such a good era before it went mega mainstream i kinda miss it

famous no-breakfast-haver has breakfast before work one and feels a thousand times better than usual. is this being a grown up?

lowkey why was 2004 me giving non binary tea

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times

Who up Franken their Stein

i've had ilya rozanov in my life for maybe an hour and if anything ever happens to him i'm killing myself and everyone involved in the makings of this show immediately

nobody fucking appreciates me enough

who up hoboing their johnson

it should be illegal to be mad at me

they forgot to mention me in their announcement

ok i got the world download and have been exploring and i honestly feel like a kid at christmas ive spent 2 hours like giddy with awe and excitement like omg all those amazing things ive watched develop!! the scale!! the details!!! the love!! also look at me and my besties

if i get toothache every time i'm bored what does that mean

not to minecraft youtube post on main but i'm watching the hermitcraft s10 end of season tour and getting genuinely emotional at how much love and time and effort and though is put into everything like aaaaaa the human spirit is beautiful and just loves stories and creativity

it's so fun and cool how much everything just completely sucks nowadays

haven't been able to get either someone out there in the universe wants me to suffer actually

i'm going to end it all

imagine being on a romantic trip and making direct eye contact with totoro as you're taking backshots

radiohead AND florence & the machine touring oh someone out there in the universe really wants me to live

opened the fridge to get out a can of coke and a mounjaro pen jumped straight out and landed on my foot. sort of feel like the universe is trying to tell me something and i'm not appreciating the message

we are genuinely fucking doomed twitter just tried to stop me tweeting this

morning view

baby's first pottery painting

he looks like he already knows i'm about to abandon him for a week

reached unheard of levels of dyke today

just had my first ever experience of a child walking past me and asking their dad if i'm a boy or a girl this is the best day ever

save me japanese breakfast winter in la save me

hot fuzz genuinely one of the best films of all time i get so genuinely horrified when people haven't seen it

if only this little kid knew they'd get to watch england women win the euros BACK TO BACK oh i wish i could time travel and tell u

IT FUCKING CAME HOME

it's coming home btw

being from the midlands is so fun basically means i can decide whether i'm currently northern or southern based on whether i'm vibing more with eastenders or emmerdale that week

fontaines at finsbury sabbath at villa park oasis on tour and i'm at HOME seeing NONE OF THEM. why live?

i went to the japanese breakfast show and ended up in ireland

not sure monzo knows where in the world i am

Jayvik missing years 2\3 #arcane

can't stop going "we'll have a look. of course we'll have a look." and i'm genuinely giving myself the ick

i feel like having father's day in pride month is kind of cruel

"become a fashionista"

why are they twinning

i need to fuck renee rapp so badly at this point it's like not even funny

must be amazing to not have a job