COVID + flu boosters got me feeling like "ooooouughh" and "aaaaaahhhhck" and "*cough cough* eeeuuugh"

DB Cooper is on Epstein's Island

I'm going to have my apartment demolished and build a new one in its place. I'm sure my landlord won't mind, since the construction won't cost him any money

Just realized HM in like rating videos means honorable mention. I thought it was a pokemon reference. Like I've got my top 5 and then one that's just there to learn cut and fly

Scotland has the chance to do the funniest thing

Fuck a priori power analysis. All my homies hate a priori power analysis

"check minus" ass elementary school formal letter writing assignment

Pepper plants = devastated. Hornworm = still hungry

We need to end the practice of putting stickers on used books before selling them

I'm currently working on research that requires data to be recorded continuously for 24 hours and last night windows pushed an update and I lost all the data for this trial 🙃

Picked up some art at the reptile expo. Found out when I got home that the kanji on the tegu says 'panda' lol 😆

He will have his first beer tonight

the teenage mutant ninja turtles reboot I'm watching has a much more leisurely feel. you sense that Manet, Degas, Renoir and Pissarro are up to their usual hijinx but we've long since lost any sense of them as subjects in the sprawling crowd scenes with intermingled colours

Our cat (almost 21 years old) went to the vet today and got straight As on his report card 🐈‍⬛💯

Why would I do this to him?

What should I do for my birthday (Sunday)

The next person who refers to reading about something online as "research" is getting suplexed

Toad Hotel (no vacancy)

Frog time

Anoles in the bushes outside work. They are in love.

Bee went in my mouth from my Arizona cucumber green tea

Pepper bloomed this morning

Sorry I just want to use the same high-walled 12" non-stick skillet to cook basically every meal... That's my bad and I will not be learning or growing 😞

alright, no more joking around. butlerian jihad starts tomorrow

I think he needs a smaller size

I haven't watched the most recent episode of Severance (came out 2 days ago) and TWICE I have had to dodge spoilers directly from Ben Stiller AKA the director of the show

Hey guys