People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

And……..we’re back💚😎🐶 It’s a dog’s life❤️ #FreyaCocker #LillySpringer #murlou

In 75 minutes of football, Jota has equalled Yang's goals and assists in 800 minutes of appearances this season.

You know what sounds like a deeply unpleasant Aldi deodorant, worn by anti social, virgin teenagers with personality disorders, who live a solitary existence in their Mum’s basement, having bounced off several branches of the ugly tree when they fell out? Elon Musk.

Genius from Idah. I would never have thought of playing it off the keeper & the defender. Big man playing chess while YB playing chequers😇😂😂

The building of the Pyramids, the statues on Easter Island, the existence of Atlantis, and how in the actual fuck did we not score in that half. Life’s great mysteries🙄

It is incumbent upon me to announce the tragic passing of dry January. After a strong start, Celtic induced anxiety caused a breakdown in willpower & an untimely demise. Farewell my healthy friend. I’ll see you again tomorrow😱😉 Mon the Mighty Hoops💚🍀

If you’d like to experience me sharing an anxiety attack in anticipation of tonight’s season/era defining game, then watch my @ACSOMPOD compadres @PaulJohnDykes & @PMcG2112 try to keep me from imploding!! www.youtube.com/live/MUexavA...

The supporters have a big responsibility tonight. Not to let the energy drop & not to let the anxiety show. To put the fear of God into YB. A game that could be era defining. Will the board feel justified in showing vision & courage, or immediately feel safe in regressing to an insular mindset?

Not even a camel for company! Alone in the desert with eleven donkeys!

I can confirm this is spot on😱😂

Can’t wait for the Sevco social media round up. The multiple personalities will be out in force. Phil’s back, sack him immediately. The players have turned a corner, the absolute diddies!😂

Genocide enabler rewards Zionist shill for his services to slaughter. www.rte.ie/news/2025/01...

We’re asking the board to show courage & vision, in accepting our future is in Europe. If we panic because the Huns win a game, it gives them the excuse to retreat to a ‘just better than them’ mindset which plagued us before. They’re no longer the measure of our success or ambition.

Well, we’ve certainly delivered, if the objective was to give them false hope that will be crushed in due course. However, I’m raging it won’t be an invincible season, as I predicted that before a ball was kicked in anger. So poor today. Makes me worry about the Young Boys game🤷‍♂️

This first half hour is Dortmund levels of dysfunction. Acres of space between the lines, can’t hold onto the ball & no functioning press. The number of guys off their game is ridiculous. Nobody’s made the Huns look this good since the face painter got sacked.

Today is a massive day for this team. Without a victory they risk winning the league without an embarrassingly huge points gap & leaving a tearful trail of distraught & broken Huns. That would be unforgivable. Ok, it would be completely forgivable, but nowhere near as funny😱😂

The unseen Fenian hand has arranged for Liam Patrick Kelly to be in the Sevco goals tomorrow. If that doesn’t confirm their conspiracy for them, I don’t know what will. If he throws a couple into his own net there will be spontaneous combustion in the stands🤣🤣🤣

Nearly that time folks. Happy New Year when it comes. I hope the coming year is kind to you & yours. I wish you health, wealth & happiness. As Meatloaf says, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. And if things don’t go your way, just don’t quit. Slàinte

A good player & good character. Done well for the club & I wish him well for the future. It’s clear however, that we can’t go into Europe with an obvious weakness that everyone targets. He just doesn’t have the required stature, speed & physicality to be at the level we need🤷‍♂️

I’m on record saying it before the start of the season and nearly every week since. Our future lies in Europe. If we don’t embrace that mindset at board level, we are doomed to a slow death in a one team league with diminishing interest. This season is a first step.

Monsters continue indiscriminate slaughter & ‘The West’ continue enabling and/or ignoring a vast & brutal genocide that has forever undermined the moral authority of every complicit/not actively resistant world govt. www.voiceofgulf.com/uae-condemns...

For the OO bigots, this is like the mother you worship shouting “would you stop making a fanny of yirself in that sash and get back in the hoose!”

Can Rangers come from nine❌ twelve points behind? Clue - answer is the same!😂

Xmas dinner prepared by a guy whose day job is chef? Yup, turns out that makes a difference. Holy shit, it was sooooo good! Then played an online game where your response (quip) was judged by how funny it was. No surprise to anyone here, that I’m not as funny as I think I am!

Turns out Santa doesn’t read dimensions. The daughter & husband will now be moving into the shed to accommodate Barbie. Responsibility has been delegated & the Elf’s are currently in an ‘only half joking’, passive aggressive dispute over job description & task allocation. Merry Xmas one and all 😉😂🎄

“It is a great shame that Ireland is a special case, but the shame is not Ireland’s.” ~Mark O’Connell The Irish Times

Help please! Good Celtic man (Japan based) has just been callously laid off in the mouth of Xmas. Was teaching English, but a trained journalist & an insightful & witty writer, seeking remote work to support his family. If you know of remote working opportunities please advise @liam6783.bsky.social

All out of fucks to give about whatever some bleating, bitch boy, beta male Huns are banging on about. Like all losers, they’ll latch onto any spurious shit which salves the open wound of being a Hun. All they’re good for is to provide lubricating tears, which makes fecking them more enjoyable.

The first domino to fall? They deserve a lot worse than sporting sanctions.

My brother & nephew at full time, fully expressing the same exhilaration & joy we all feel. Wonderful stuff 💚💚

My poor wee first time in season Spaniel, who doesn’t understand what’s happening to her, and jumped on my lap as she thought I was losing my mind (with some justification) also doesn’t realise she is the summoner of Samurai Gods! A league cup winning lucky Spaniel! Magnificent💚

There we go. An absolute canter. Never in doubt. A relaxing watch. Merry Christmas, fuck the Huns💚

I reckon it’s Kasper to be the hero now! Mon the feckin Hoops💚

Yaaaasssss, get it right up ye ya fuckin Hun bastards!!

Plenty of possession, but we don’t have control. We’ve repeatedly shown where we can be exposed & eventually we were. At the same time we’ve offered nothing at all at the other end. We’re too slow in build up to hit them on the break & we can’t hold onto the ball in the final 3rd

Recently, we were mainly wondering how humiliating this skelping was going to be for them, but now there’s a fair bit of trepidation,or is that just me? That said, any win for us is a disaster for them, whether it’s wrapped in a pretty bow or an extra time sclaff! Mon the Hoops💚

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Just heard the sad news that my Godmother, Liz Divers, has passed away. It was never less than an honour to be associated with John & Liz. Two wonderful human beings. My thoughts are with the extended family, but particularly Barry & Jonathan, on the loss of their kind & beautiful Mother. RIP Liz💔

Phew! A relief that the Syrian dictator has finally fallen. I wonder which faction of the western backed elements of ISIS & Al Qaeda will take over, and who we’ll be bombing in a couple of months? We’re so good at making things better. Big pat on the back to all plotting spooks👍

The various stage of Buckfast consumption!

To them it’s stomach churning, like Gregg Wallace gyrating his hips at you. To us it tastes like accountability and justice. The breakfast of Champions. Again & again & again……..

These winter mornings are just a grind😇 Don’t say you haven’t had your daily dose of smug😉 It’s the least I can do😜

At the end of the day it’s not a beauty contest. It’s not subjective & whether it’s pretty is irrelevant. A vital win & another step to invincible immortality. Only player I’d single out relative to his fab form was Kühn. Hit a fuckin byline man. Can’t cut in 100% of the time🤷‍♂️

I remember this guy from Twitter he puts up fake posts about his Mother passing away to get likes ,I remember pulling him up and asking how many Mothers he had and he blocked me also he has a Birthday every few months or so 🤣 Believe me he is better blocked !!

Love watching McCowan. Has vision, imagination & the skill needed to execute & achieve what he wants. Excited to see how far he can go with us. So far, it looks like Dundee would have grounds to accuse us of robbery.

Sometimes you’ve just got to grind out a result. Super disappointing. Should have been six at least. Couple of lucky toe pokes from Calmac & Idah. Alternatively. Wow!! Two amazing strikes. Wonderful performance overall. Feel sorry for County. It’s men against toddlers. 💚🍀

Six changes. Mainly positive. Defence is grand. Midfield looks good. The problem remains on the wings. No rest for Daizen & it’s a fairly steep drop from Kuhn to Forrest. Really the only areas of the team where quality of 2nd choice is a concern.