I got a joint of Sumerian Quasimodo Carpet Bomber Obsequious Demon Whisperer Runtz for two cents

No one should have to explain that anti-cheat in a pve game is effectively malware

Spotify is obviously only pushing video so they can show you more expensive and obnoxious ads

It's so strange how a cop sitting on someone just can't help the urge to also punch them in the head every time

Wow, I didn't expect discord to kill itself this fast, but here we are Keep buying nitro it's working

Fifteen hours of ads featuring people that don't need more money dancing around in AI scenes; great job everyone

Feeding the birds is true piety

Do you even remember the time we did our first visit to The Big Cedar yesterday @adoxograph.bsky.social

The Google Gemini Census 2026

2011

In hindsight, once you get past the objectively bad and stupid character models, the real worst thing about Minecraft is the fucking typeface

get it right

Chinese food Portland 2009

I will listen to your entire song over and over but we know I'm really there for those three seconds of tinkling ride cymbals and the burning skin part

Intellectual isolation is a slow motion lobotomy chasing normal levels of mindlessness and ignorance

I feel very N

No, you are a video game; you don't get to change the bios, and it's not getting cuter when you keep trying

Birds are pretty wacky

Show me your doing dishes face

Baby steps toe by toe are still steps

People think you can be racist against wizards but you really just can't

I have to post something to express myself so here is a fish

Neutral language has become a noose for those continuing to attempt to deny reality; fuck negotiating with the terrorists when you can just sternly scold them in an email

I'm a storyteller

Do you remember if I have socks on

Here's a couple shots before and after a handful of ubo modifiers make youtube usable for me on the computer; could they make you feel more unwelcome?

Going around trying to make friends with a large sign that says "I need more than a six pack to relax"

Drew this working at Netflix the 10,000th time I heard it misused

I want to put the USA Flag Code on a giant flag and wave it around all the people with the flag shirts and flag towels and flag paraphernalia

Lost my shit at another herbal proprietary blend because if it was medicine it would have a real fucking name

Definitely did a full 20-minute litany about the problem with the phrase "french-fried onion rings," its implications, how we got here, and how to heal and move on

View from the Burger King

There is a man flamethrowering the ground on the street behind us

I will reiterate that I am glad Reagan is dead as often as I feel it is necessary

Ah yes, the classic Tenth Frame Turkey with a total under 100 aka my exact style

The bowling alley has 53 unread voicemails right now

The biggest betrayals are always intellectual

I wish whatever ancient rotting schoolmarm taught me the old usage of "due to" the absolute worst possible

Ooh yet another stupid fuckin conspiracy where Microsoft pays Google to keep spreadsheets exactly shittier than excel ones

My mind is building a strange natural connection between The Faceless's In Becoming a Ghost and Cattle Decapitation's Death Atlas from 2019 and I would describe it as more cathartic than I would have expected

Berating the chips for falling out of the bag in a disorderly fashion

Everyone has this stupid "pin" that is some weird quartet of a number from their life. There is currently no interest in doing science about this but it is stupid

In my shitty brain the times I spent blasting Silverwing to Bannerlord and more is relentlessly memorable

I never expected to live in a time so fucking shitty that I knew answers to things better than Google

I think my carb cap may be a right wing sleeper agent based on the kinds of investigations it insists on doing on the floor

"Is it pronounced mantra or mantra" makes the ai shit its pants