Jackbox is starting to give me the same vibes as Cards Against Humanity

He's a YGO player. Do I let him hit?

If he doesn't respond to me within 5 seconds, he's useless.

I've been watching a lot of sea lion videos lately and I gotta say I'm impressed

Autistic gay man, but his special interest is women

Doctor Visit 1: "Hmm, your Vitamin D is a little low, but not bad. Just try taking a multivitamin" Doctor Visit 2: "Your Vitamin D is a little lower. Here's a prescription for a supplement" Doctor Visit 3: "How is your Vitamin D still decreasing? We're prescribing you a higher dose"

Capitalism sucks I don’t want a career I want a nap

On the first day of Christmas, I gave myself lunch from Panda Express and then was too anxious to eat it.

Just lock in, Whimsicott 🔒 Even though Whimsicott is typically a support Pokémon, Yuma Kinugawa is able to utilize a more offensive route, securing Game 2! #PokemonVGC

Another bisexual man has entered my life

Getting ready for brunch with friends and then they postponed to 11, and then 12, and now 1. 🫠 I am never leaving this house.

My favorite part about Halloween is taking all the candy from work

I want what they have

Saw someone vaping at work where we don't allow vaping and I was gonna tell them to stop but then I remembered this video and didn't say anything

Easy to enjoy, hard to love

High end sushi restaurant but everyone who works there is Latino

Happy October 20th

Feeling like that one wojak

"I'm not like other guys" no, you're worse actually

Plants vs Zombies coming to Switch is the only thing holding me together rn

Sometimes I have these feelings of "omg I'm so ugly and horrific and I should feel shame about going outside looking the way I do" and then I look in the mirror and I look fine. Wtf is that about?

Pokemon Champions feels like one of those games I'd rather play on my PC than a home console or mobile.

Every friend group has a tank, a DPS, and a support

Finally have a points chart that looks semi interesting

For my friends in Pittsburgh, here are some cool fun things to do while you're there! 1. Leave

God has been playing with me too much lately

My favorite guys are dogs, pigs, monkeys, and quokkas

I've literally never seen a Game boot up a save file like Paper Mario Origami King does. Why the fuck does it do that?

Me staring at my partner after a long day "Would you still love me if I did 9-11?"

I'm excited for the new City Trial, but no Top Ride mention makes me a little sad.

All my friends are so amazing and talented and inspiring and I love being around them and

Can't believe Goonette summer is over. This is the worst back to school season ever.

He thinks I'm playfully bullying him, but I just hate him

*eating an ice cream sandwich pretty quickly* Wow, I can't believe I'm not getting a brain freeze *5 seconds later* aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Feeling like a hot girl, applying my nail balm, painting my nails, and drinking a coke zero.

No more Clairo. I'm trying to heal

Crazy how I had a more consistent sleep schedule when I was unemployed than when I'm now employed

No more pride. Only shame and guilt now.

Vampires are just an allegory for pyramid schemes

My 2025 season has officially come to an end. I am so proud of myself for quadrupling my CP from last season despite the lower point payout and I've earned a majority of them from SoCal locals! One of the most stacked regions!

Ice is weak to Fighting, Rock, Steel and Fire

Excited to team up with @halovgc.bsky.social and @defalcomusic.bsky.social for the Multi Battle Conference this year. Our team is the Intrusive Nasty Plots, and here is the team logo 🥳

Just drove into a cop car in Mario Kart World cause ACAB

Ribombee.

I think every time you trade a Pokemon to a friend, there should be a small chance it gets the Partner Ribbon.

So I practice for Portland or do I pick up a new game?

Koraidon doesn't even use dragon moves, it should just be Fighting/Fire type

Chilling at the McDonald's and they're playing nothing but Chappell Roan. Who hurt them?

He says he's an Alpha bro but he's not even the leader of his friend group

I don't hate him cuz he's bisexual. I hate him because he still talks about women in a derogatory way.