The president of the United States just received a participation trophy from FIFA.

‘One Battle After Another’ was not at all what I thought it would be. Based on the title alone, I assumed it was about Donald Trump’s journey to stay awake during his own cabinet meeting.

Am I the only one that didn’t know that Charli XZX’s song ‘360’ was written about Anderson Cooper’s nightly news program on CNN? Mind, blown.

The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.

Why isn’t anyone asking the big questions? How does Trump post hundreds of truth socials all night long, when his hands are covered in Big Mac grease? That’s impressive!

Hegseth is giving Ssips vibes. Peep his name card. 👀

Trump is nearing Nixon-level disapproval ratings.

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

I have to assume that the purpose of Trump’s MRI was to understand why he blames Hillary (never President), and Obama (President 10 years ago) for all of his problems.

Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom: We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.

Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.

Trump keeps floating this idea to get rid of income tax and run with tarriffs only. You can’t base the federal gov’t income on tariffs alone because the govt doesn’t have enough control.All it would take is a retail blackout, or for foreign countries to stop selling to the US, to bankrupt the govt.

Thankful for hope.

It’s not a good look when the president’s most sensible pardon of the year, is a turkey.

These maga dumdums truly don’t realize that they’ll have to answer for their actions, once trump is gone.

Republicans are beginning to see the actual man behind the curtain.

“Don’t release the Epstein files! It could implicate Bill Clinton!”, said no Democrat, ever.

Just imagine, for a moment, that a CEO said “quiet piggy” to an employee. They’d be sued into oblivion, and cast out. But Trump? He’s called a hero by half the country.

Stephen Miller can only be referred as Naz-Feratu from here on out.

Hoping someone can fact check me here. If Trump is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, is that the first time it will have been given to an adjudicated rapist? Or have there been others?

I’ll admit this about the Trump era; WAY better memes than the Biden era.

Just to be clear, if MAGAs start to abandon ship on Trump, they don’t get a free pass. They cheered on the cruelty for the last 10 months, with glee. They are still garbage.

After the recent news of Trump and Bill Clinton, I saw an article about Trump and BBC, and I actually had to question which use of “BBC” it was referring to.

Trump is getting praised by the MAGA party for reversing tariffs on beef and bananas; a problem that he himself created.

Trump is still attacking Thomas Massie because of the discharge petition. What a said sack piece of shit president, to go after his wife.

If you want to see a company that is out of touch with current times, Apple is now selling a sock for your iPhone that costs $200.

Well, if the rumors are true, apparently Trump’s first “Big Beautiful Bill” was actually Bill Clinton.

New Amazon hack: When ordering multiple things, have them delivered on different days. It costs the company more money (screw Amazon), and creates more work and more jobs for the workers. 👍

Apparently Trump has come up with a new idea; 500 year mortgages. Finally, a mortgage that I don’t have to worry about paying off!

No industry does better during a Trump industry, than the poster board industry. Endless protests. Endless poster boards sold.

If your response to the current state of the US is “this is exactly what I voted for”, then your brain should be studied for science.

Trump promised the “golden age” of America. And now we’re seeing his administration quite literally starving children and the elderly, while also driving up prices and causing the most expensive Thanksgiving in history.

Republicans seem surprised that their plan to starve people, backfired at the ballot box. Have they learned a lesson from this? No, they appealed to the Supreme Court rather than payout SNAP.

You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did You're not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried Got it? Good, now get inside

Most of the republicans in New Jersey will clearly vote for any Republican. You could put a red tie on a bag of shit, and it would get about 40-45% of the vote.

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

If you live in New Jersey, for the LOVE OF GOD please get out and vote tomorrow for Mikie Sherrill.

I did not have “Trump starts war with Nigeria” on my bingo card

Obama: When I think back to a year ago, I remember talking to some people, who would say, this election doesn't matter all that much. That however the next president ended up being, it wasn't going to matter to them. If nothing else, the last nine months should have cured us of that idea.

We now live in a country where the Vice President speaks badly about his own wife’s religion, because she is not Christian.

Your daily reminder that Trump absolutely can fund SNAP through contingency funds. He absolutely can prevent 42 million Americans — including 20 million children — from going hungry next month. He is choosing not to. Don’t let him lie his way out of this.

New Jersey! Excited to join @mikiesherrill.bsky.social for a rally on 11/1. Make a plan to vote early or on Election Day. mikiesherrill.com/vote

Jack Ciattarelli is behind in the polls, so he sent this text out to New Jerseyans.

Just SOME of the layoff numbers in America, since Trump became president. Is this the “golden age” we were promised?

So let me get this straight. MAGAs want us to believe that there were democrats or “antifa” in the crowd at Jan 6, and they were the ones that stormed the capitol. But Trump still pardoned them anyway. That makes a lot of sense. 🙄

The bad news for Graham Platner is that his days as a democrat may be over. The good news for Graham Platner is that he now meets many of the requirements to be a Republican.

Please share with all your friends and family in NJ that we MUST mobilize and vote for Mikie Sherrill. Jack Ciattarelli is against abortion, against gay marriage, has a history of raising taxes, and “agrees with everything the president is doing”. No thank you. We don’t want you in NJ.

Today the White House announced that Trump will name the new ballroom after himself. “The Cankles McTacoTits Grand Palladium”

Just to be clear; if you voted for Trump in 2024 you can no longer label yourself an “independent”. You are MAGA.

Today the White House announced the name of the new ballroom; it will be called The Epstein Grand Ballroom.