Not to sound like an out of touch parent in the 90's, but it's weird that like 90% of video games and nerd media are built around the concept of people hitting each other with deadly force over and over again, and being able to tank such hits to ridiculous degrees

The urge to write my own PF AP is hitting hard. Something involving international politics, a search for ancient artifacts, and the goddess Nocticula...

fag kat

#starfox 🦊

I wanna be on the record saying that this somewhat disheveled and fugly Starfox is the most fuckable he's ever been. Thank you for your time.

Remaking Star Fox 64, lol. What's next? Remaking Ocarina Of Time?

Man I'm so glad they got Scott Cawthon to make the new Star Fox models

I'm tediousmaxxing at work today, I can't wait to commutemaxx back home so i can go back to cozymaxxing 😔

Mmm...man smell~ 🤤 🎨 @berchbork.bsky.social

Every year that I live, I have a little bit less shame. My point is, I'm starting to understand why old people are the way that they are. At some point, that curve is gonna take me from "endearingly confident" to "ornery and a public nuisance".

Doc is reaching his limit🐱💦

Someone out there reassure me that I'm not the only one who thinks the child in Pragmata looks like a waking nightmare

even if that's true i wouldn't say that's the main appeal of dating them

Do tigers count as catgirls?

I've been dabbling in Japanese, mainly trying to learn kana and basic phrases. And I made a wonderful discovery. Writing my name in katakana, which taught me a lot, and translating it back to English turns me into a cool megaman boss fight with claws and blades and shit

big cuddles with @sacredfield.bsky.social

I started lifting weights for general fitness and maybe cos cats deserve to be a lil swole, as a treat 😻 And i'm weirdly baffled at how... easy? Simple? It all is? Muscle fitness always seemed like a distant complicated goal but it really is just sitting there and lifting things 3× a week

I heard it's Tuesday?

Shows you

When playing certain games, you gotta ask yourself Am I enjoying this or am I making ice cubes? You deserve better than ice cubes.

At first I wasn't really into Pokopia but the game is growing on me like some kind of invasive plant

I hit pretty much all the cat stereotypes except I am not nocturnal at all

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if I zone out when we're talking, this is why

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

Uni, that yellow scarf looks so good on you!

Be genuine

I spent a long time snubbing FF16 because the RPG nerd inside me thought it was the antichrist, but it turns out it's a game about very beautiful men getting inflicted with endless trauma, and THAT'S my jam

Some stickers for @rhyzern.bsky.social who also assisted me in fulfilling my (dragon) quest 🐱✔️ Be wary of fluffy guys!

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4 #garfield #imsorryjon

If you can slice a bagel right down the middle and make equal slices without messing it up every GODDAMN time please DM me, i just wanna talk

This is why I just recently dropped a game 😂😂😂😂 Like we don’t need banter every second silence is okay haha credit: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThQF1Ga4/

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

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I'm like 6 years late but i'm officially obsessed with Dorohedoro and every single one of its characters

We watched the new silent Hill movie last night and the only way I can describe it is fucking rancid lol Usually I'm all for these garbage ass movies ( I LOVE the resident evil series as a whole), but this one is particularly fucking revolting holy shit 🤢

Recently got these amazing stickers from @moonbara.bsky.social of my bear Grys! The gremlin sweetheart bear.

I am so into this new wave of Silent Hill games

oh my god??

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