Hope the family doesn't expect the body back. Elephants should get to decorate their favorite watering hole with it.

What my buddies are calling me now that I constantly talk about my 3d printing hobby.

Eating the sandwich I packed for lunch at 9am probably a wise decision that will lead to even better choices as the day progresses.

Knowing that the corgi is leading them, I can only assume this is an elaborate scam for treats.

(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter

Democrats aren't just being "ineffective"; they are willingly propping up fascist thugs. This is what controlled opposition looks like. Abolish ICE and DHS.

I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents who describe an agency that sounds like Reno 911! “I thought federal agents were supposed to be clean cut but some of them pass around a flask as we are watching a suspect,” one told me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads

The dragon Smaug, exposing the most obvious weak spot on his belly. Schumer, as Bard, "Right, let's aim for his tail."