pro: house did not burn down con: entire downstairs smells like burnt coffee 🙂‍↕️

i do not love that i am more productive *in general* when i have to work versus when i have days off

working out how to get my cats to love my girlfriend as much as i do

old people will tell you to stop the kids from saying 6 7 by coming back with 8 9 but the cool kid move is to hit em back with a 9 11

can't decide if i should be dysphoric about my feet or not

obviously it sucks going back to work bc working sucks but especially i find it sucks bc it means going back into the closet when i've had this fantastic time where outside of my brother being an asshole i haven't had to. and it feels bad

if someone posted a stardew mod i use and said 'man that's weird' i would simply agree or quietly disagree but either way man some folks love showing their asses huh

aww shit they got me

the trouble with kissing girls is once you start you just keep thinking about doing it again

i have to go back to work tomorrow 😭😭😭

Xi isn’t coming the EU won’t help us and the liberals in charge won’t either. Socialists and communists need to organize and agitate around this and that’s what needs to be done. US imperialism must end and the only way it will is through the dismantling of US capitalism

COOKED

incredibly funny to see americans posting they hope congress will get the president for committing this war crime. what country do you think you live in?

said it before, but if your democratic campaign isn't calling for tribunals don't expect my vote

fuck we are so cooked

This US regime must be dismantled immediately

i've woken up to news about war crimes way too often

handful of new years resolutions in no particular order: get my house clean keep my house clean spend more time kissing girls (singular) be more active spend less money post more

it feels auspicious that i don't hate the first selfie i took of the new year

ehhhh might've made snuck across the line on this one but it's questionable. more effort required

can't believe i forgot to take my new year's shot yesterday

not to be too cringe but 2025 was the year i fell in love for the first time and despite all the challenges and struggles ahead i can't wait to see what's waiting in 2026

planet of the bass absolutely KILLS at karaoke

doing bad at your eyeshadow is like a cool dysphoria cheatcode if for some reason you want more dysphoria

i feel like i get the theory of using a dark color eyeshadow around the outsides of the eyelid but as soon as i try it it looks washed out and shitty :(

i think next year for halloween i'm gonna watch all the movies referenced in science fiction double feature for culture

all right, i've consulted the research, i've considered the signs, i'm committed to action now i just have to find the right hypno files

struggling to understand how the $6.99 bra i bought at aldi fits better/is more comfortable than any of the expensive ones i've bought

given the demographic overlap i'm surprised i've never seen girls mention majel barrett as a voice training model

of course sometimes you also dream that legally blonde is a movie about ben affleck as an assassin and also he's a trans guy

i don't dream a ton, but it's interesting how sometimes elements of a dream can recur or even build on each other. i've been consistently dreaming of a street in my town with beautiful but decrepit houses and a statue park, which leads down a hill and along a beach, for over a decade now

love how many episodes of tos seem to boil down here's two captain kirks and also a lady with incredible knockers

i have a haircut scheduled for tuesday and still no idea what i want done for it :\

i'm not saying i've been stressed about the holidays, but i will say the amount of hair left behind in the shower over the last month has been Obscene

this Keeps happening and i kinda love that the model people have of me is a more reasonable height

i really need to stop being so self-conscious about my shoe size because for a woman pushing 6'3" a size 11ish shoe is honestly pretty reasonable

Happy Boxing Day to those who celebrate!

for what it's worth, i don't think "i don't want my children to know that trannies exist" counts as a boundary but god bless whoever unleashed therapy speak among the bigots

rewatching it's a wonderful life and i do love that george canonically is a twice a day shave guy

This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.

i thought i was ready for my brother to start being a dick about me transitioning but i admit i didn't expect him to start leveraging the family christmas eve party as a threat

increasingly realizing my taste in media is pretty neotenous and taking steps to address it

anyway i love the avatar movies and the new one is good but it did feel like it didn't really advance much narratively? might actually remember lo'ak's name this time though

for me the most tense part of a James Cameron movie is the fear of getting yelled at during the mandatory bathroom break

i woke up today like yeah i'm gonna clean my house and my shoulder immediately said bitch i don't think so

i think the conventional wisdom when introducing people to jojo's bizarre adventure is to start with part 3, but i'm thinking of starting with part 4 even if it's a little continuity dependent, since it's the most fun

i'm going to learn to sleep with someone else in the bed and i'm pretty sure the only way to make that happen is more practice

i used to leave my house and go places without ever thinking about what i was wearing and that's such a completely foreign thought now, jesus

i started working on learning to do my waterline before friends helpfully pointed out that it wasn't really necessary, so now i get to look at erika kirk and feel good about my own makeup skills. it feels nice

my poor legs are scratched to shit i've got to get moisturizing under control