Sarah Hutto
@sarahhutto.bsky.social
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Comedy writer, gardener. Waiting for my frontal lobe to fully form.
“I’M IN THE PEDO-ARMY. I’M IN THE MAGASTAPO. I’M IN THE COMBINATION PEDO-ARMY/MAGASTAPO.”
about 1 month ago
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YOU ARE HERE.
about 1 month ago
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Remember when they warned us that Biden would send armed IRS agents to our door?
about 1 month ago
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Does Temu not make ice cleats?
about 1 month ago
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If maga was interested in enforcing the law, Trump would be in jail for treason and rape.
about 1 month ago
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Had so much fun doing this! (Sorry I forgot to dry out my headphones first).
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2 months ago
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Lucky Charms aren’t “magically” delicious. It’s the fucking sugar.
2 months ago
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I’m sorry, but “Men’s Open” is a gross thing to name something.
5 months ago
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Once I couldn’t remember the name for Curb Your Enthusiasm and the closest thing I could come up with was Don’t Get So Excited.
8 months ago
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Guys, let’s stay focused- he’s just starting World War III to distract from the government-backed kidnappings.
8 months ago
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America is learning what happens when resistance to tyranny is upheld with more guns than books.
8 months ago
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I can’t believe the guy who kept trying to give people cups of his sperm is unstable.
8 months ago
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It’s been so long since I’ve had a good day’s sleep.
9 months ago
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“It’s just a mental health issue.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...
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Trump Administration Cancels $1 Billion in Grants for Student Mental Health
Congress authorized the money in a bipartisan breakthrough around addressing gun violence after a shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, killed 19 children and two teachers.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/us/politics/trump-mental-health-grants.html
10 months ago
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Don’t tread on me, but save me a spot on the breadline.
10 months ago
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Narrator voice: They could, in fact, lose.
11 months ago
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Cheese > sleaze
11 months ago
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Women communicate their war plans telepathically.
11 months ago
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I guess those clowns leading people into the woods just ran out of steam.
11 months ago
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It’s just Government Derangement Syndrome now.
11 months ago
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How dare you protest the pintos sold by the guy who bought the election.
11 months ago
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THE TESLAS ARE OUR COFFINS!
11 months ago
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I was lead to believe the Horsemen of the Apocalypse would be better looking than this.
11 months ago
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I was worrying about the Palestinian protester getting killed in jail on Trump’s watch, but then I remembered he’s not a wealthy sex trafficker that Trump was “best friends” with.
11 months ago
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Trump is inviting farmers from South Africa to replace the ones he’s killing off with budget cuts, drained reservoir water, and vaccine misinformation.
11 months ago
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“This is who we’re defunding.”
11 months ago
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Honestly kind of disappointed we *aren’t* making transgender mice.
12 months ago
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Amy Ash
12 months ago
the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
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Mehdi Hasan
12 months ago
"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary. It can't get a distributor in the US. Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.
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So much for the Laken Riley Act.
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12 months ago
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Is there anything in The Constitution about turning the U.S. into Only Fans?
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12 months ago
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Most of you have no idea how close Maine already was to considering itself seceded without any encouragement.
12 months ago
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Andrew Coleman Francis
12 months ago
If a federal employee replied to the "What have you done in the last week?" email with "Tweeted once every six minutes", how would that go over?
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What was Ukraine wearing?
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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Trump says Ukraine 'should have never started it' in comments about war with Russia
Trump made the remark while deriding Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, whose country was invaded by Russia in February 2022.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-says-ukraine-should-never-have-started-it-remarks-war-russia-rcna192710
12 months ago
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Trump has made it illegal to deadname Gulf of America.
12 months ago
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12 months ago
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Don’t let anyone who supports pro-wrestling tell you it’s wrong for kids to see a man in a dress.
about 1 year ago
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Yeah, it’s not like they’re school kids.
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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I don’t want to brag, but I can open those scary dough tube thingies without a spoon.
about 1 year ago
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I don’t trust the media. I only trust the incoherent ramblings of this one guy who constantly contradicts himself and is a known liar and felon.
about 1 year ago
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Maybe Elon just needs our social security numbers because he’s running out of things to name his kids.
about 1 year ago
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Governor Tim Walz
about 1 year ago
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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There’s like, no way in hell RFK Jr. *hasn’t* committed bestiality at some point, right?
about 1 year ago
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Would this be a bad time to remind everyone that God is a woman?
about 1 year ago
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A man who was inside Amber Heard has your Social Security number.
about 1 year ago
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Frank Conniff
about 1 year ago
Trump may be a fascist but he keeps the planes crashing on time.
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I posted a picture of a sunset on Instagram and two people unfollowed me. And you know what? I get it.
about 1 year ago
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I wonder if Pete Hegseth picked up his 24-hr chip yet.
about 1 year ago
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Being an American right now is like being locked in a burning car careening off a cliff into a forest fire and the guy next to you keeps offering you a cup of his semen.
about 1 year ago
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