DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

I will never accept an animated depiction of Trump that doesn’t resemble Jabba the Hut with legs. He looks way too dignified.

You’d swear Kane Parsons was a pop singer with her 18th birthday marked on everyone else’s calendar. Backrooms was the shit. Big names and bigger budgets will never make up for an absence of passion and creativity.

Thanks for the shorts, Dad.

coloured in this bad bitch

“You’re not a postal worker, are you?”

The Amazing Digital Circus movie was so good. Pomni is so goated. I love her unrelenting love for others, even if they hurt her. Ribbit and Kaufmo just wanted to help. Caine ain’t so bad himself.

Gape Fear

A gentle reminder: Some stranger, somewhere, remembers you, because you were kind to them.

Bruce Campbell still has no plans on returning to the Evil Dead franchise. He tells Detroit Free Press, "We’ve moved away from Ash & Bruce Campbell." "Evil Dead Rise made the most money [of any Evil Dead], and it validated that we can get away from those main elements."

Elf girl studying spells from her new book 📖

Jax defender

People unironically cannot identify a narcissist when it’s spelt out for them. Oh my god.

A lot of people hate AI but have never tried it. If you actually take the time to try AI tools what you'll discover is that most of them don't work for shit. Then you'll hate AI even more.

Life with a narcissist is a demoralizing nightmare. The vibes are so much healthier since evicting pearl fish and useless. Like, we don’t have active mold growth in our fridge or a 100 gallon turtle tank of biological waste next to our air return anymore. Need to get my pc set back up again next.

This is entirely not fair (and entirely what I want to happen like… this weekend?)

Mando s3 was so unrepentantly bad. I was pissed how unsatisfying Mando finding Mandalore before he fucked off elsewhere. There’s great cinema coming out every year that’s not Disney/superhero slop and this year’s especially bountiful. Give Werner the baby.

I’m glad my shoulders are loosening up n shit after a lifetime of laying in the same unhealthy, sedentary position, but I wished they’d stop their rice krispies impression and settle down. I could spend hours just flexing them and working out knots. Crunchy

Drainage! Drainage, Eli you boy.

Seems like @whittyafterdark.bsky.social discovers what happens when he listens and gives in to Cobalt's voice. Cobalt can't help but enjoy his friend's new form afterwards ;) #furry #furryart #transformation #petrification #asfr #inanimateTF

It doesn’t inspire confidence when one of the reasons fascism failed is set ablaze in the thumbnail.

Beginning thought, “Hmm, The Car’s main theme might be too loud to listen to while I shower.” Ending thought, “Fuck it, I’ll watch Psycho before bed.” Why, brain?

Teeth are proof that god: A. Doesn’t exist B. Is a fucking moron C. Is a sadistic psychopath No matter what, there ain’t no good god.

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I cannot wait until I’ve removed every parasitic narcissist from my life. Existing only to drain me of life and love. They talk tough, but the minute you confront them, they fold up like a cheap law chair and call mommy. No quarter for weakness. Y’all haven’t seen my renaissance yet.

I’m becoming more aware of my body and it’s telling me it hates me. Ow…

Kinda realized I favor the DL side of abdl much more. It's a very complex thing for me. Both side of it especially. But I prefer the more dumb you down so you re a dumb diaper jock. Rather than pure regression. Idk kinks are weird and I felt like sharing.

Hmm. This hole is awfully familiar…

Some grown ass adult men just won’t get the message, will they?

Quickshot sketch commission for @dog-at-the-party.bsky.social its uhm! cheryl is a funny doggy.

The Two Trumps

I need a second job to take a break from my home life!

“Well, I won't back down No, I won't back down You can stand me up at the gates of hell But I won't back down”

Getting freaky in the park has its consequences

It’s wild seeing stupid AI bros use a meme about toxic parasocial relationships to defend making their creepy AI CSAM of child cartoon characters, like Gwen from Ben10 or Raven and Blackfire from Teen Titans. It’s so gross. Jerk it to adults you fucking freak.

"A rage room, also known as rage cage, wreck room, smash room, or anger room, is a room where people can vent their rage by destroying objects." -Wikipedia (wip)

Diapers aren't allowed in the hot tub! Commission for @faronthefox.bsky.social ~ #diaperfur #abdl

Inaimate monday Gogo's new client

Maybe they should’ve not exploited their workers and raised their wages if they didn’t want their precious warehouse to suddenly, and inexplicably, torch itself? Charlie has always consistently cucked himself to capitalist interests when it comes to any real action. Solidarity with labor.

where's you revolution, leftists? har har. i get to be smug because our liberal tactic of preventing fascism by winning elections is going so well

Ashley gets attacked by his possessed girlfriend and chops her head off. Maria makes a deal with the devil and Asia still saves her ass. I think They Will Kill You supplants Evil Dead 2 in my top ten list for every reason I love Sam Raimi’s direction. Plus, it has the Organic Mechanic!

Adult-aged emotional children need to look up why half the country does not vote before they load up twtter and lash out at them. I couldn’t understand why myself until both parties proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that it did not matter who I voted for, the capitalists still get their guy in.

I’m an illiterate ignorant fucktard and I’m telling you, you better sound smarter than me if you wanna call me stupid. Proper grammar, punctuation, proofreading your ‘twit’, etc. I expect that courtesy when my intelligence is insulted.

We really haven’t learned a single fucking lesson since Bill Clinton’s wife fucked over every progressive and every laborer in 2016. Starting now, I will never participate in this garbage electoral system again. No one will use abuser tactics to manipulate me.