Putting a fitted sheet on a mattress gotta be in my top 10 least favorite things to do.

I didn’t choose the thick thigh life . The thick thigh life chose me 🙂‍↕️

At this point in my adult life I feel like I spend a good 23% of my time going to, at, or coming from the grocery store.

BREAKING NEWS LUIGI CONFIRMED STRAIGHT Oh my king!

How can I put money on Luigi's books???

Free this Blue Ivy Stan omg #FreeLuigi #iStandWithLuigi

Damn they caught the assassin! Luigi Mangione

Not Jay. I'm sick.

I went to the LA Auto Show last week and stumbled across a #GNX in the wild 🥲

I went to the LA Auto Show last week and stumbled across a #GNX in the wild 🥲

This year I hosted my family for Thanksgiving for the first time ever!! Majority cooked by me!! I'm so proud 🥲

Chile I had to go to Ralphs bcuz I unexpectedly ran out of Tony Chacheres and when I tell you there is not a single open space in this parking lot 😭

Smoking at 4:20 AM just hits different over smoking at 4:20 PM

I hope this works

Omg friendddd 🥰🥰🥰

Telfar just dropped shmedium bags! "Bigger than small -- smaller than medium" What color y'all getting?

Just blocked my first Swiftie 🥰

Has anyone ever tried hypnosis therapy? I'm seeking anecdotal stories of success, failure, or anything in between!

Ew not it's sprinkling today and gloomy. Bring back my LA sun!

For the first time ever my whoooole IG notes are united on one topic! Kendriiiiiiiick *in the key of Mustaarrrddddd*

🗣️ MUSTARRRRDDDD #kendricklamar #GNX #TVOff

I LOVE BEING BLACK

BREAKING NEWS THIS IS NOT A DRILL KENDRICK LAMAR HAS DROPPED AN ALBUM BROCCOLI IS TRACK 2 GET UPPPPPPPPP

For the halftime show I feel like Beyoncé is gonna open with Silent Night featuring the Temptations and then go into American Requiem

There are few things I hate more in this life than being downwind of someone smoking nasty ass cancer sticks

Yo Gabba Gabba bffr??? 😂

Nah I didn't just see that. Nope.

I've been in denial trying to remain loyal to the hot sauces of my youth, but I have to come clean: this is officially my favorite hot sauce 👹

The way I put Wicked into my muted words and I am at peace

I'm actually glad I see real people talking about real shit on my skyline 💓

not doing a custom domain and just waiting for the time where it’s meta to have a basic bluesky domain

Welcome to The Good Place,,, I got yo backs with some starter packs 👇🏾 My 1st Starter Pack / General go.bsky.app/QtvWbjH Black Excellence go.bsky.app/F5kYEyc SPORTS,!! go.bsky.app/8zyN8FV MUSIC,!!! go.bsky.app/5K15oMe Memes + Jokes go.bsky.app/Dz4nLst NEWS + MEDIA Outlets go.bsky.app/GyXWWej

Planning your first Friendsgiving is not for the weak 😩 like why did I not realize until the week before that this is actually a sit down dinner party??? And for 20 ppl Omg. My stress levels are off the chart

Beyoncé saw we needed a win as a ppl and gave us this gift 😩 a halftime performance on Christmas day-- the first ever live performance of the Cowboy Carter era WE ARE SO BACK #beyhive #blacksky

New photos of Beyoncé & Kelly just dropped omg 😮‍💨

Doechii and SZA perform Persuasive at Camp Flog Gnaw 😩 #campfloggnaw #blacksky

What’s y'all favorite Black movie? Quote your response with a GIF or pic #BlackSky

Lil Yachty performing Strike during Concrete Boys set! #CampFlogGnaw #BlackSky

I'm tryna get put on somebody starter list

Y'all here's the Camp Flog Gnaw stream schedule for today! Highlights include Doechii, Omar Apollo, Vince Staples, Sampha, Kaytranada, Denzel Curry, ScHoolboyQ & ofc Tyler 💚 Watch on Prime/Twitch!

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GOOD MORNING LOVIES! Since we’ve migrated to #Bluesky and are starting anew, I want to do a GIVEAWAY! You’ll be entering to win the Cécred Hydrating Shampoo & Conditioner set!! RULES 1. MUST BE FOLLOWING 2. TAG A #BEYHIVE IN THE COMMENTS 3. RESKEET GOOD LUCK ✨🐝 *ends Monday, 11/18 @ 6pm EST*

Benny Blanco would be upset

Me watching the announcer raise Jake Paul's arm:

Why Cedric dressed like a bottle of Sir Davis 😭

We really in mourning y'all 🤧

in other news, #BlackSky has survived it's first cultural event. we really in this bitch.