now i’m up at the asscrack of dawn on my day off because i forgot to turn my alarms off.😫

oh he knows.

it’s randomly winter again.

we could’ve had Kamala walking up the stairs to Air Force one on TikTok with Check Please as the sound.

that love hard is toxic though. those ppl usually be possessive and crazy.

girl not JT fussing with Santana?!

i hate Cardi even responded to any of them ppl.

the government shut down, cardi and nicki fussing and diddy get sentenced Friday. it’s just too much going on this week.

lord today!!

what is going on in the world lmao

the government did their big one turning on the fall machine!

they keep saying AI taking jobs. i got a couple it need to take down in Washington.

job market so bad i then reached the two year mark at mine.

too many folks getting covid. keep that shit far away from me.

the videos of the women on TikTok asking if they look smoked out while looking smokier than Thomas the Train >>>>

black don’t crack, but it will swell up.

america really outta line cause how i bought 5 items at the grocery store and it was $60 dollars? 🤣

why every time i open this app somebody begging for money?

Marques Houston be having that toupee pulled down so far and sprayed so black on these tubi movies.

when i think about last names, the Jacksons and Browns always can dance and the Whites always can fight. the Greens usually be good cooks. and the Johnsons usually be popular in the church or the community.

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i hate for somebody to call me begging for money at the top of the morning.

now why i had a dream that i saw Tyler Perry and asked him for a picture and he charged me $60?

it took Mr. Chimetime to say what ppl with sense been knowing for years.

Mr. Chimetime about to make me go home lmaooo

i can’t lie, i know about 77,284,118 mfs Thanos could snap his fingers for right now!

when Rocket Raccoon asks Bucky how much for his arm >>>

Cap was so mf fine Infinity War. 😫

who is Ralo? #LHHATL

Jessica White look so musty. #LHHATL

i been sending my mama them AI pastors cursing in church and she think they real people. lmaoo

who knew Lizzo would have my favorite project of the summer?! 😂

i could listen to Don Toliver if i never saw his face.

Cap could’ve killed Iron Man, but he didn’t. that’s what makes him the best avenger. 🥹

this the second time Keith Lee then lied to me about some food.

when Bucky caught that shield >>>

okay, now time to watch The Winter Soldier cause baby they was fighting down on here.

i just finished the first Captain America and now i get it. i see why my boy had to go back and get that damn dance.

the 2015 Fantastic Four was probably the worst shit i ever seen in my life lmaoo

They did NOT need to bring Reg ass back!

i am so damn sick of Damien and Reg!! #TheChi

having a gambling addiction is insane af to me. #TheChi

lord they had to fire Jada to pay for Wendy Raquel? 🤣🤣 #TheChi

baby this Bête Noire episode vexing me. #BlackMirror

somebody should’ve told the ppl who attended Essence for the first time that seasoned attendees don’t show up until a big named artist is coming to the stage.

they stop texting at 5pm sharp.

now i then sat up here and watched the old fantastic four movies because Julian died only to discover the 2025 reboot will have the same plot as the 2007 one.

Drake back. i could cry. will i get a tour?

the coolest part is these folks not even gonna live long enough to see the fallout of their actions.