elon didn't like how my penis was larger than his so i got banned from his fetid platform

calm down puppy, we're your friends shut up babe i'll bite you

Fallout 4 turret butch gf x Portal 2 turret femme gf

dragon maid would be a really good manga/anime if it was more about the lesbian salarywoman and her dragon maid instead of being unvarnished pedophilia

No thanks Tiktok

Anxiety Wolf

how it feels being super tired and then joining my friends' voicechat

a friend of mine sent this to me with the caption "you" i'm going to snap

not surprised that the primetime creature himself jesse watters has decided to give zohran the completely racist title of "zohran the destroyer..." on one hand it's incredibly racist on the other hand it's sad that their nickname game has fallen so far this is the best they can do

if i have to uninstall warframe to reinstall to keep the updater for its stupid goddamn launcher from freezing one more goddamn time

bluesky is for the dolls

those gnolls in that one part of bg3 fucked up my shit bro

Adriana Smith did not give birth to a baby. She was used as an incubator, cut open, and a baby was taken out of her lifeless body. A Black woman was used as a science experiment.

Hello I'm Kori

how it feels

bluesky sometimes feels like viewing posts in another language because what tf are y'all even on about

it seems mildly concerning that everything is always getting worse all the time

"final" fantasy? you mean you can't have more?

*parries your attack* oops sowwy *parries it again* uh oh... sorgy... *parries your attack* *parries your attack*

what if a girl had the floppiest sun hat known to mankind

i lowkey thirst over some of y'all's ocs like whoops

the reason cis people care so much about trans people is that they are pedophiles and rapists. cis men view every woman as a conquest, and the women worth "conquering" are 14-25. they imagine a world where they go to rape a young woman and find out she has a penis, rendering him gay instantly

delaware more like delawhere is it

highkey euphoric to hear someone talk about how they fw a universe you've created, shit got me kicking my legs and curling my toes

heartbreaking: person who'd rather be watching youtube in complete silence while eating lunch is stuck with someone who uses lunch as a time to talk your ears off

Just wanna clarify, no one asked but I feel like I gotta: I had a childhood, I hust never had the opportunity to watch shows like RWBY growing up. Bad internet, strict parents, etc. Also I was actually almost an adult by the time RWBY came out and I was repressing HARD.

THERE'S A MCDONALD'S IN THE VATICAN

gotta embrace the childhood i never had by making a rwby oc

can it be called seasonal depression if it's every season

damn girl you sweat with those pits *kzzzzt*

ok so hear me out robot tattooguns but they're like arc or tig welders, different welding rods for different colors, sizes, etc after applying the weld tat, it's then sanded and polished to knock off the flag and even out the surface robotgirl tattoo artists 🥰

a fat puppygirl can change the world

transfem link and transmasc zelda NOW

Is this anything

i do think the funniest thing about this rash of people doing studio ghibli-esque ai art is that. you can still tell. like, it doesn't look right. maybe i can't explain it but you can tell.

not now kitten, daddy tink mi gwaan tek mi own life

check out the lameass dimensions of the area 51 baseball field

telepath girl with severe self image issues and despite knowing what other people think of her chooses to think they're just lying and they actually really do hate her and they're just hiding it

"tits or ass?" honestly bro, a lifetime of being second-guessed and undermined at every turn has left me with a pathological inability to form preferences. but bro, if you need me to make a decision, I can pick one essentially at random and then commit to lying about it for as long as we are friends

first writing in this project since, like august

what's up everypup

me, entering þe louisiana bakery: man i'm really in þe mood for a nice treat but i want it all over my cloþes too þe humble beignets:

me, entering the bakery: man i'm really in the mood for a nice treat but i want it all over my clothes too the humble powdered sugar doughnuts: