thinking about the passage of time and feeling like i’m being crushed

hey so am i crazy or is this guy an elf

being really brave and working out even tho i don’t want to

this is how i feel when i say clip instead of a hair clip

thinking about how someone on youtube commented that part 1 of the oregon trail was ragebait

this next infinity nikki update looks gorgeous but i love spending money on that game and i’m saving rn i hate being an adult

my sibling‘s food hyperfixation for months now has been waffles and recently they started using a mini waffle iron so i told them the raw waffles story. their takeaway wasnt that joe nearly shat himself no, now they’re INSPIRED to start freezing their waffles like joe did

tell me mowe

i know i post obnoxiously but in truth i can be so shy like i’d love to game and hang and dm with y’all but then i get scared and awkward agh

:-)

reply to this if our signs r compatible and u wanna date

like yes this is inspired by something mikes mike said but if you think the power of love in a story is a cop out then….you just don’t get it. you just don’t get that love really does conquer all and that applies to real life too

me online shopping as if i don’t work 8 hours a week for $15 an hour (my hours were cut bc the school hates student workers)

every time i miss preshow it’s like that meme that’s like “the kinda shit that goes down at the school the one day you’re absent”

i made (tofu) chicken tenders at home and like they were good but lowkey my stomach hurts now and i crave vegetable

casting a spell so u all feel the warmth of abundance if it’s not already found you✨🔮✨

me looking in the mirror: ugh i can’t believe humans are allowed to look this disgusting me 10 mins later, with absolutely nothing changed: waitttt who is this diva she’s kinda bad😜

y’all never should’ve let me read sylvia plath

do you ever see something so dumb you actually become rabid and foam at the mouth

oh gas is over $4 again

i’m gonna actually start making all these recipes i’ve squirreled away fr

me asking my sibling if we could parallel play bc i forgot the term body doubling

something’s wrong….idk what but something….

oh thank god i think it’s an autism thing i’m not just going crazy

grrr feel sick after eating grrr

yall i’m so sick of nutrition fads. not even diets just the constant “protein!” to “no seed oils!” to “anti inflammatory foods only!” and people follow along like it’s gonna solve all their problems. why don’t you try making informed decisions about your diet based on personal needs and not tiktok

my eye…she’s a twitchin’

fireworks cancelled two nights in a row due to severe thunderstorms…either that portends our future as a country, or the universe is sending us a pretty clear message about the current state of things🙃

at what point does a foreign word constantly used colloquially in a different language just become part of that language? does that make sense

sometimes i spend hours reading about 12th century english politics and what about it

i do love a good sudden summer downpour

if i’m not hopping on the bandwagon something’s wrong

suddenly having a disgusted by food phase send help

happy birthday @ro-the-mo.bsky.social !!! you’re such a light in this community, i’m so glad to have gotten to know you😆🩷🩷

oh i forgot how expensive pc parts are

i’m so obsessed with my cat you have no idea that’s my why my life my rock

my iphone 11 really shows its age some days

okay, gas finally dipped just below $4 so i’ll start door dashing again…hold me to it

is it too late to change careers and become a wildlife biologist and go around national parks and see animals in their natural habitat

dinner out tomorrow..veggie berjer…or saldad…

happiest day of birth shaney!!! your chaotic energy is truly everything i hope you party hard🫶🏻 @shaneybeee.bsky.social

y’all i was born in the 2000s but i still clutch my pearls at seeing 90s getting called vintage

some of the backing tracks on olivas new album are sooo early/mid 2000s it’s just so good

no one is ready for the meltdown i’m gonna have when i have to leave my job in the fall🥲

i work the exact same time and day every week and every week i’m still like huh?!?!?

eye twitching

jesus i can’t wait to move out. like god forbid i find a space that’s just for me and makes me happy without other people latching onto it!!!

sometimes knowing the only thing holding you to a commitment is your word is…so hard

nothing decimates the confidence more than a candid photo