One of the worst Things To Be is a tech bro, I reckon

I hate elon musk as much as any other bluesky user but I'm sorry you can't buy a tesla then get mad when it tries to kill you

Yeah we give you a rash to prevent something else who fuckin knows Don I don't give a shit

This half-assed impotent response is to be expected from Schumer and the entire democratic party as a whole.

This guy gets it.

Got like 12 socks here and none of them are a match for each other and you're telling me there's a god.

Costco pizza is not only extremely serviceable as a "i dont want to cook and I'm already at the store so I'll just grab a pizza" pizza, but it also out-performs many other pizzas as a "next morning leftover cold pizza" pizza. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Look out guys, the ECONOMIST thinks we should take it easy on the rich. Can't wait to dig into this story. Hmm I'm starting to read it but it seems like mostly bullshit

Alexa hold me

I am drinking pomegranate juice but I keep on calling it parmesanite juice and telling my family I can't believe the juice is made out of cheese and everyone is getting pissed off at me lol

This fuckin rules

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

They have to keep pressing these fucking morons like this and keep getting them to spill their word vomit on TV in front of God and everybody and exposing their filthy beliefs. Fuck these people with red hot iron spikes

This is one of the biggest games of the season for both the Seahawks and the Patriots. Both teams will want to bring their A- Game for this one!

"I got a crock pot full of chili and my homeboys do too"

Meet me in the Walgreens parking lot i have something to tell you

FUCK YOU

“We know enough.” Three words that are worth 10 million.

The dumbest most ignorant people in the history of the world are alive right now and they're running our country

The president did a poopy in his diaper

I think people reeeeealllly overestimate the role of trade and industrial policy in US dominance of heavy industry in the 1950s and really underestimate the importance of having dropped high explosives on every facility in Japan or Germany capable of manufacturing a ball bearing

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

Ilhan Omar

We missed an opportunity today for a very inglourious event to occur but then there was probably a reason we didn't know about this until it was too late

They're treading on us

SNL sucks now

@doughboys.bsky.social Why is there no texas roadhouse episode? I visited for the first time in years recently due to receiving a gift card for Christmas and I think the 'boys would really have a good time

Bears down.

Declaring war on Minnesota and justifying it because there's a fake daycare in Minneapolis, as a bit

Epic fail

Losers

She was just trying to get away from a masked fucking thug who was reaching for his gun. She wasnt trying to run him over but maybe she should have.

An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck. If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?

Sometimes you know someone for like 20+ years. You work with them at the same place since you were both in your early 20s. You're not best friends but a good working relationship and friendly at break time. You grow into adulthood at about the same time. Buy a house, marry, have kids...

We cannot become numb to the outrage of this. The wife of the President’s Senior Advisor threatens a sovereign nation.

The longer he goes with no real, true, opposition the more certain we can be that this is not just a Trump action this is an American action and its just the SOP we've always followed which is blame a despot for the fact that we're stealing all your shit.

This is my blood

Time to take a nice long sip of hot coffee and take a look at what's happening in the news

Ethan Hunt's strength and dexterity are absolutely mind blowing

When you're stuck in 4G country celebrating fake Christmas you can always count on Book.

He was. I spent some of the $100 at the Best Buy next door on a Shins album. Peak 2000s

In the early 2000s I knew a guy who was making money selling porn domain names. He once paid me $100 to drink a cup buffalo wild wings blazing sauce.

I was up until 1:30 am christmas eve assembling a christmas gift and I don't know if I will ever recover

Stranger things sucks ass

I'm watching Batman Returns for the first time in i don't know how long and I do NOT remember liking it this much back in the day. Devito kills it as penguin and Michelle Pfeiffer is killer as Catwoman. Christopher Walken knows what happened to Natalie Wood

The Green Bay Packers vs The Gary Bears

The Get Up Kids - Eudora

"Simply having a wonderful Christmas time"

Cry about it you dumb bitch