You will be visited by three spirits

I can do zero pull-ups too but you don't see me bragging about it

Terminator 2 is so fucking good. We used to have good movies. We used to be a society

Dork ass bitch

Idk how the Grinch feels about it but if you're telling me I have garlic in my soul you're not wiping the smile off my face until well after the holiday season

One of the cruel realities of aging and your eye sight begins to fail, is that the names of any band you may want to see at a music festival gets smaller and smaller on the festival posters.

Me each morning releasing exactly two turds from their underwear prison

Speaking of retards...

"What you once were isn't what you want to be, anymore" Wilco "low-key slaps"

Into the flood again Same old trip it was back then

In this time of trouble we must still set aside time to enjoy Turkey Fryer Emergency Season

Ironically liking objectively bad art, or music, or celebrities, seems like an indulgence we as a society can't really afford right now.

Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.

Matt Lafleur, you have officially landed yourself on the Old_Yeller Hot Seat™️. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Moron

Listen to the fascist sing "Take hope here, war is elsewhere. You were chosen, this is God's land. Soon we'll be free of blot and mixture. Seeds planted by our Forefathers' hand"

Game 8 of world serie coming up tonight. This one is for the marbles. Major league base ball, catch it

Sunyay

Jerry is basically the Tom from MySpace of bluesy. If you remember Tom I think you'll agree

Thurs yay

We need to figure out a way to get in our phones and live on line. In the good spots on line, like the sports illustrated website and the websites with tropical beaches and so forth. Not the bad spots

Tues yay

Sitting in my truck on a crisp fall late afternoon with the windows open watching my kids soccer scrimmage sipping on a kwik trip coffee listening to trailer trash by modest mouse. Peak

Please stop calling it The Epstein Ballroom, or the Jeffrey Epstein Pedophilia Tribute Ballroom or anything similar. Thank you

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i don't know how to fully explain this but rooting for the dodgers in the postseason is like reminding the teacher they forgot to give out homework

I'm selling candy bars as a fund raiser for my Antifa Club let me know if you want one

The Autumn Enjoyer checking in from the orchard

T errible E ffort A gainst M aryland

Absolutely pathetic headline. I would say " @nytimes.com he's not going to fuck you" but he is already trying to fuck you out of 15 or whatever billion dollars.

Packers #fans let's bring the FUN tonight!!!

Happy Find Out How Bad Your Fantasy Football Team Is Day to all who celebrate

How do we stop this?

He's probably not, but man... what if he was?

Brits really do be saying "erm"

The Power of Friendship

# love

The Power of Friendship #Brewers

The Power of Friendship #Brewers

Donald Trump sucks

Brewers are low key the most attractive team in Major League Baseball

Get fucked up and watch ANNIHILATION

President sues Men's Health Magazine for calling him "a bloated postule of orange goo suspended in a slackened meat suit held together by skin tags and gristle, waiting for the top to pop into a mass of condiments, plastic seasoning packets, and terrible ideas."

You can teach a doctor to lead a man to an apple but you can't horse away a fish drink

The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ...

“I thought you said this was an erotic thriller” “No, I said ‘a neurotic thriller’” Onscreen: Paul Giamatti can’t escape being framed as a serial killer because the exonerating evidence shows him with spinach in his teeth and he won’t let anyone see it

Tearing up while mowing the lawn listening to Springsteen - Thunder Road seems like a supremely Midwestern Dad thing to do