@barackobama.bsky.social Mister President welcome to Bluesky! I understand you’re an attorney, do you happen to know anything about corporate bankruptcy? 😬

Rest in Peace, President Carter. Thank you for spending your 70th with us, Jimmy.

STILL GOING STRONG THANK YOU FOR ASKING

@soupformyfam.meatjacker.social I hope you didn’t fill up entirely on soup, it’s 2-for-1 boneless wing night! Come on down for a tall cool Bud Light. Pups are always welcome on that patio!

Bem-vindo ao Céu Azul! Venha saborear cervejas geladas e uma ampla seleção de asas quentes! Cães são sempre bem-vindos no pátio!

It’s our 40th Birthday! 🥳 🎂 🎉 Come on down for our classic breaded wings and a tall, cool Bud Light! Just keep in mind: we’re 40 now so our back hurts and we’ll be in bed early tonight.

Not only is Hooters famous, it’s downright presidential! The world’s most successful post-presidential builder of homes and destroyer of Guinea worms enjoys our buffalo wings and some Bud Light. Though we do not recommend he try our Ghost Sauce at his accelerated age! 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ it’s five of these!

Did someone say PSL? 🎃 #PumpkinSpiceLucas

@tfelix1203.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky! When you’re done surviving Hurricane Hilary, stop by for a dozen buffalo wings and some cold beers on tap! Pups are always welcome on the patio!

If you order some delicious buffalo wings or one of our amazing bacon cheeseburgers for delivery, during the hurricane, tip the hell out of your delivery drivers. I will know if you didn’t. 👀

@grimace.vote We will trade you a plate of boneless wings if you give us a bunch of sweet’n’sour sauces. I wanna try something.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Imagine how happy you’d be with a dozen buffalo wings! We also have curly fries, and WAFFLE FRIES OMFG, seems like I remember red pandas loving grapes, sorry we don’t have grapes. But like at least a half dozen types of potatoes. And pups are always welcome on the patio!

@spookylindy.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky! That’s one heck of a profile picture! Maybe you and your…father? Bradley Cooper can drive on down to your local Hooters for 2-for-1 buffalo wings!

@seventeenmagazine.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky! Wouldn’t some buffalo wings hit the spot right now? We’re running a special on pints of Estrella Jalisco all day! Pups are welcome on the patio! #hooters

Hey guys! Who’s ready for some wings!!