If anyone wins this and needs a +1, Salty’s down.

You’re gonna wanna see this. Friday! 11am PST - #DoctorWho The Three Doctors!

Friday - #DoctorWho The Three Doctors VS:Review. Stick around for the end for Omega’s Dance Party!

Just watched “The Roses” because I needed to watch something other than Doctor Who or editing a video. It wasn’t great but Coleman and Cumberbatch were great, which is to be expected. But damn, you Brits can bring the insults. I need to up my game. You fuckers are like snipers with them.

Finished the script for #DoctorWho The Three Doctors today. Should be ready next week. In the meantime - go watch this: Doctor Who’s Most Unfortunate Monster? | The Creature from the Pit | Doctor Who | Classic VS: Review

Check it out!

RE: https://zeppelin.flights/@LazyDoctorWho/115556358375204149 Glad to be done with #genesisofthedaleks, tbqh. (listen to the ep before you come at me) #doctorwho

It’s always time for a bag of dicks! Come see the VS:Review of The Creature from the Pit! I promise I got as juvenile as you think I would. #DoctorWho Doctor Who’s Most Unfortunate Monster? | The Creature from the Pit | Doctor Who | Classic VS: Review

Review should be up at 1pm CST for anyone waiting around. Then you’ll be able to witness a giant penis tackling the Doctor. It’s amazing. “The Creature from the Pit” VS: Review Today! #DoctorWho Here’s a taste…

The Creature from the Pit VS:Review TOMORROW! Get excited! Do I sing again? If I do, don’t let that deter you from checking it out! #DoctorWho

Good stuff.

What do you think, chat? I’ve been working on this for way too long to have a good opinion. #DoctorWho

What’s gonna suck is I hear the war between the land and the sea will broadcast first in the BBC in December, then Disney gets it in January. Which, cool for my friends there - rightly so - but who wants to bootleg it for me to review before January? Come on - imagine the fish jokes… #DoctorWho

I wouldn’t say I provided the treats, but I give you something. For your Halloween viewing pleasure, I present to you: Horror of Fang Rock. #DoctorWho Everyone Dies, Nobody Learns | Doctor Who | Horror of Fang Rock | VS: Review

Happening TODAY! Your Halloween plans are set! 2PM EST - Horror of Fang Rock VS:Review! I’m going to apologize now for the sheer amount of nonsense in this one. See you in a few hours!

Coming tomorrow. 1PM CST. #DoctorWho Review

This Halloween, get some spooky ham in your treat bag with the review of Horror of Fang Rock - featuring 1 song parody and 1 original. Be very afraid. Friday! #DoctorWho

Classic Doctor Who | The Evil Of The Daleks: Parts 5 & 6 | REACTION youtu.be/OeuFMF550Fs?... #doctorwho #classicwho #classicdoctorwho

Well, we now know when my next New Who and War Between The Land and the Sea reviews will be. At least RTD can fix the mess he made too. #DoctorWho

Sleep well, king.

The shit I just edited… Woo boy, you people are in for dumb shit next time on Salty Ham. Horror of Fang Rock Next Week! #DoctorWho

In light of recent events, go watch this to find out what really happened at #TheLourve #DoctorWho (I swear I didn’t plan the timing). Tom Baker Made This Doctor Who Mess a Masterpiece | City of Death | VS: Review

Ready for 7 Mona Lisa’s and a Squidward? May I present to you: #DoctorWho City of Death, reviewed: Tom Baker Made This Doctor Who Mess a Masterpiece | City of Death | VS: Review

Today! City of Death Review! Releasing at 1pm CST! Halloween - Horror of Fang Rock! #DoctorWho #SaltyHam

Can’t wait until tomorrow for the VS:Review of #DoctorWho City of Death? Why not check out The Greatest Show in the Galaxy to get ready? Start your weekend insanity early. Doctor Who’s Weirdest Episode? | Doctor Who | The Greatest Show in the Galaxy | VS: Review

Friday! 1PM CST - #DoctorWho City of Death VS:Review. It’s done and already uploaded. Get ready for some strong Tom Baker love.

Since BlueSky is filled with Real Ones, here’s the thumbnail (probably) for Friday’s review. #DoctorWho

Recording done already. City of Death review is on track for next Friday! Get me a water and make it a double! #DoctorWho

Hola lovely new followers Welcome! I'm hoping to reach 1,000 followers by Christmas, so please feel free to suggest following me to lovers of fantasy, supporters of the LGBTQ+ community & Whovians I'm a writer of Fantasy novels sprinkled with feminism & humour #WriteSky #Writing #Books #DoctorWho

Step Right Up! It is time to watch some creepy clowns, an eyeball in a pit, and a character designed to insult your fandom! It’s #DoctorWho The Greatest Show in the Galaxy! Vs: Review Doctor Who’s Weirdest Episode? | Doctor Who | The Greatest Show in the Galaxy | VS: Review

Coming today - in a few hours - the Review of The Greatest Show in the Galaxy! Which probably should have been named Carnival of Monsters but that was already taken. Gear up! #DoctorWho

Yeah, my review of The Greatest Show in the Galaxy is coming. Friday. Are you Down to Clown? #DoctorWho

You know what you’re doing today? Watching this dumb video review of #DoctorWho Silver Nemesis! And that makes you better than the person who you kinda don’t like. Doctor Who’s 25th Anniversary Disaster? | Silver Nemesis | VS: Review

Okay BlueSky and @cyber-leader.bsky.social - go watch and enjoy my first Cyberman Review! #DoctorWho #SaltyHam Doctor Who’s 25th Anniversary Disaster? | Silver Nemesis | VS:Review

Today (in a few hours) you shall finally have a Salty Ham Cyberman Review! Get ready for The Silver Nemesis! #DoctorWho

#DoctorWho The Silver Nemesis is the next VS: Review on tap. Things are moving at the normal pace. This one may have a song in it. If I can figure it out. So be warned.

@cyber-leader.bsky.social - your gonna want to see the next video. I apologize in advance.

Latest video is on my theories about The Space Museum! Or as it should be known - Gun Frenzy!!

Meet me in #Cardiff this weekend alongside the awesome @ManningOfficial, @sophie_aldred and many, many more. www.patreon.com/posts/meet-m... #comiccon #cardiffcollectorscon #doctorwho #drwho

If you aren’t seeing videos from your favorite creators (i.e. me) - check your settings to see if YouTube randomly turned on restrictions. If so, turn it off. Because I use but bleep my naughty words - I can get dinged. Apparently it’s a problem. Love you!

So, if all 1.3k that follow me would hit this here below link, subscribe to my channel, and occasionally check out my #DoctorWho and occasionally other reviews - it would show the power of this BlueSky community! #Believe Let’s show X who’s boss!!!

@russelltrench.bsky.social - this one’s for you (it’s at the very end of you wanna skip and just see you name BOPDLY on screen): Doctor Who’s Strangest Villain? | The Happiness Patrol Review | Classic Doctor Who | VS: Review

If you can’t wait for the drop of the ne review - too bad! It’s coming, I’m expecting it within 3 hours to be uploaded. It will be a milestone as we celebrate 1 year on YouTube!

Decided to give everyone a preview of the nonsense I’m doing for the upcoming video. What does any of this have to do with Doctor Who? You just gotta know me. #DoctorWho

Quick - someone (anyone) go subscribe for me. Need 1 more or the upcoming video will FAIL. You don’t want me to fail, do you? It’s for a bit. I’ll name you if I can see who it is. #DoctorWho #YouTube

I guess. The hat is always practical though.

This one has been rough to get through. But it is almost time to enjoy the VS Review of The Happiness Patrol! Barring setbacks-Friday! #DoctorWho

Check it out! Gordon’s awesome and like a way better organizer of thoughts than I am. Go read this!

The more I read about The War Between the Land and the Sea - the more excited I get about reviewing it. My goodness, it’s gonna be a shit show and I am there for it!