Honmoon sealed. couch couch couch couch couch.

[[TRANSMISSION TO WHOEVER IS LEFT]] I have a show coming up November 5th at The Knockout SF. Deets: dice.fm/event/l8nnyw...

@keikotakamura.bsky.social is lead vocalist of Crashfaster, but @aliceknowskarate.bsky.social is MY SPEED. This intense EBM song is maybe not representative of her usual but it rules: aliceknowskarate.bandcamp.com/track/garden... Cop her killer album! aliceknowskarate.bandcamp.com/album/fablew...

I will also donate 100% of my proceeds to support those affected by the LA fires. All we have is each other now. We will get through it together.

If you streamed my music or bought my music on Bandcamp (aliceknowskarate.bandcamp.com) you paid for my family's Christmas presents, some groceries, and a dress I can interview in. Thank you.

Weather by WHOM!? We love to see it happen, folks. @aliceknowskarate.bsky.social

Thank you @nightvaleradio.bsky.social for featuring my song, "Break The Wheel"!! ( @singtoconley.bsky.social we made it, babeyyy!!)

Internet radio is still a thing! Shout out to my favorites, SOMAfm and BFF.fm. Amazing radio is gunning for your position, lol

The only track I've ever used guitar in @aliceknowskarate.bsky.social collab blast from the past 🖤

I want you all to screenshot the post below and bust down my door with the receipts One Year From Today.

Watch my SubZERO Festival set now on YouTube, courtesy of MAGWest! 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SdE...

What if I made a game

Thank you to everyone who joined us at @subzerofestival! Thank you @magwestofficial for putting this awesome lineup of @darapnerd @supersoulbros and @petriform -- what a treat! I'm grateful to have been a part of this and I can't wait until the next time!

Tonight!! Free show, all ages

My second album was so much of a Sophomore Slump, I never released it lol

Surprise Alice Knows Karate show Friday the 7th in San Jose!! I'm making you look at my makeup because it was especially good that day Alice Knows Karate @ SubZero Fest San Jose Friday June 7th @ 8:15pm MAGWest Stage San Salvador St. btwn South 1st St. & Market St. ✨Free, All Ages✨

Got some quality time with this cutie today. She's fun.

I've been quiet for a bit, huh? I've been taking care of myself and my family. I do miss having time to make music, but I do need this time to get myself in order. I'm always thinking of new projects, though. That's my secret, cap. I'm always creative.

Someone did a The Path by @taleoftales iceberg meme and included AKK in the tier second from the bottom 🖤🖤 What an honor!!

Reliving a past show where my voice sounded fine on stage, sounded fine in my in-ears, and sounded like a dying cat in the room. I only found out after watching videos

It was very sweet and nostalgic to see all the baby mall goths out in full force. The Tripp pants. The chains. The fishnet everything. The spiked belts and chokers. The too many belts and bracelets. This is my culture roffle mao X33

Thank you Che Cafe! We had a great time enjoying your hospitality and immaculate vibes

Come to the Che Cafe UCSD right now for an ass kicking @tv-ma.bsky.social

LA hotel selfie (come to my show tonight)

Mini tour with @aliceknowskarate.bsky.social starts today! Tix & info can be found: www.tvmanoise.com/live-dates/ Can't wait to see you LA & SD!

See you soon, LA & SD friends. We are playing a new song live for the first time. Hope you like being a lab rat for our purposes

💜February 24th @ 5pm 💜Memory Theater @tv-ma.bsky.social Alice Knows Karate Grump Lxs Cochinxs 💜The Offbeat Bar 6316 York Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90042 💜$10 Suggested/N OTAFLAF 21+

See you soon, LA & SD friends. We are playing a new song live for the first time. Hope you like being a lab rat for our purposes

LA friends!! Alice Knows Karate and @tvma.bsky.social are coming for you Saturday Feb 24 @ Offbeat Bar! We are busting out the black lipstick and fishnets for this one!!11 rawr :3 21+ NOTAFLOF

My sets for LA and SD are only 20 minutes long I hope you are ready to open up the pit for your daily recommended amount of cardio

Bro I hate Facebook so much

My sets for LA and SD are only 20 minutes long I hope you are ready to open up the pit for your daily recommended amount of cardio

What does "good enough" mean in the art space? Being technically proficient gets you part way. Having a message (explicit, visual, or otherwise) that's relatable or aspirational gets you part way.

It was a great and fun night and I saw so many friends!! Thank you for coming out and raging with us!!

I'm playing an encore show with Crashfaster tomorrow at DNA Lounge!

👁️🖤SOCAL SHOW DATE ANNOUNCEMENT 🖤👁️ WHERE HAVE ALL THE MALL GOTHS GONE? 💜2/24 @ @theoffbeatbar LA w/ @memorytheatres @tvma.bsky.social @boygrump @lxs.cochinxs 💚2/25 @ @thechecafe San Diego w/ @memorytheatres @tvma.bsky.social @spacewizardinspace_

It was so amazing to be surrounded not only by nerds and fans being unabashedly silly, but by people who are so skilled at and dedicated to their respective crafts, their whole MAGussy out Now I'm sitting in an airport where they're playing a song off Katy Perry's Witness album

Nice Crashfaster set @keikotakamura.bsky.social

San Diego! Los Angeles! @aliceknowskarate.bsky.social and I are throwing a mini tour in February! LA: Feb 24th, 5pm @ The Offbeat Bar SD: Feb 25th, 6pm @ Che Cafe Find out where all the mall goths have gone!

💚February 25th @ 6pm 💚Memory Theater @tv-ma.bsky.social Alice Knows Karate Space Wizard in Space 💚Che Cafe 3035 Theatre District Dr, La Jolla, CA 92093 💚$12 presale/$15 door All Ages

💜February 24th @ 5pm 💜Memory Theater @tv-ma.bsky.social Alice Knows Karate Grump Lxs Cochinxs 💜The Offbeat Bar 6316 York Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90042 💜$10 Suggested/N OTAFLAF 21+

👁️🖤SOCAL SHOW DATE ANNOUNCEMENT 🖤👁️ WHERE HAVE ALL THE MALL GOTHS GONE? 💜2/24 @ @theoffbeatbar LA w/ @memorytheatres @tvma.bsky.social @boygrump @lxs.cochinxs 💚2/25 @ @thechecafe San Diego w/ @memorytheatres @tvma.bsky.social @spacewizardinspace_

I been crushed under the weight of MAG-FOMO for too long!! I want to be absolutely surrounded by silly nerds being goofy as shit!!

CRASHFASTER LIVE @ MAGFest FRIDAY 1/19 4:20 PM 🔥🔥 POTOMAC BALLROOM

Alice Knows Karate 2023 Year In Review Watch the full video on YouTube: youtu.be/uukQDmMlraM

If someone gives me a budget of $1.1 mil I can produce/direct animated music videos for the entire Sailor Moon Sailor Stars Christmas album DMS OPEN youtu.be/tkn5FRg55Uk?...

Back of the House usurped Your Woman once again!! I see you, Sacramento audience 👀

My multi-talented drummer surprised me with this fantastic hand-drawn set list for our Sacramento show. I made a playlist of this exact set on Spotify if you wanna listen open.spotify.com/playlist/1gV...

THANK YOU SACRAMENTO!! That's a wrap for AKK shows in 2023, but be on the lookout for us in 2024.

Apparently in Sacramento there's a diner that sells mostly cakes and other desserts so of course that had to happen after the show.