Myself and frequent collaborator @codemonkey_uk took part in the #1pRPGjam this weekend. My first time designing under such extreme time constraints. It was tough, but a lot a fun! With Strange Aeons is now available gratis […] [Original post on social.jifish.co.uk]

I made a little website that lets you read the Clacks Overhead from other websites: https://clacks.jifish.co.uk/ This HTTP header is a way to remember those that have passed by encoding their names in HTTP header data, inspired by the book Going Postal […] [Original post on social.jifish.co.uk]

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/03/09/4 “Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/false-grand-rite #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips FALSE GRAND RITE Illusion cantrip (ritual) CT: 1 hr R: 30ft C: V,S,M (incense, chalk, candles, and at least one dramatic but non-magical prop worth 1 sp) D: Inst You perform an elaborate ritual […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/false-grand-rite #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips FALSE GRAND RITE Illusion cantrip (ritual) CT: 1 hr R: 30ft C: V,S,M (incense, chalk, candles, and at least one dramatic but non-magical prop worth 1 sp) D: Inst You perform an elaborate ritual […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/gibbys-backhand #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips GIBBY'S BACKHAND Evocation cantrip CT: 1 act R: 30ft C: V,S D: Inst A manifestation of magical force in the form of hand briefly appears in front of one creature you can see within range and […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/gibbys-backhand #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips GIBBY'S BACKHAND Evocation cantrip CT: 1 act R: 30ft C: V,S D: Inst A manifestation of magical force in the form of hand briefly appears in front of one creature you can see within range and […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/earworm #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips EARWORM Enchantment cantrip CT: 1 act R: 30ft C: V or S D: Concent, 10 min You implant a short, irritating tune in the mind of one creature you can see within range. As part of casting this spell, you […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/earworm #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips EARWORM Enchantment cantrip CT: 1 act R: 30ft C: V or S D: Concent, 10 min You implant a short, irritating tune in the mind of one creature you can see within range. As part of casting this spell, you […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/taste-test #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips TASTE TEST Divination cantrip CT: 1 act R: 10ft C: V,S D: Inst Choose one object you can see within 10ft. For a brief moment, you experience its flavor on your tongue as though you had just tasted it […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/taste-test #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips TASTE TEST Divination cantrip CT: 1 act R: 10ft C: V,S D: Inst Choose one object you can see within 10ft. For a brief moment, you experience its flavor on your tongue as though you had just tasted it […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/egregious-punnery #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips EGREGIOUS PUNNERY Enchantment cantrip CT: 1 act R: Self (5-foot radius) C: V D: Inst You unleash a pun so objectionable that nearby minds recoil in self-defence. Each creature within 5ft of you […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/egregious-punnery #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips EGREGIOUS PUNNERY Enchantment cantrip CT: 1 act R: Self (5-foot radius) C: V D: Inst You unleash a pun so objectionable that nearby minds recoil in self-defence. Each creature within 5ft of you […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/zemdor/ #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips ZEMDOR Conjuration cantrip CT: 1 act R: Touch C: V,S D: Inst You touch one nonmagical page of written material, such as a letter, form, or ledger sheet, no larger than 1ft on a side. Two additional sheets […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/zemdor/ #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #crapcantrips ZEMDOR Conjuration cantrip CT: 1 act R: Touch C: V,S D: Inst You touch one nonmagical page of written material, such as a letter, form, or ledger sheet, no larger than 1ft on a side. Two additional sheets […]

#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2025/12/25/1 “These little ones are mice. … These over here are hamsters. … Ooh! This must be a gerbil!”

If only more people were more like @chrisgpackham.bsky.social who just said on breakfast tv "I dont care what Nigel Farage thinks". Which is the correct answer every time the divisive idiot offers an opinion.

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/spoil-food-and-drink #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations SPOIL FOOD AND DRINK 1st-lvl transmutation CT: 1 act R: 30ft C: V,S D: Inst All nonmagical food and drink within a 5-foot-radius sphere centered on a point of your choice within range […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/spoil-food-and-drink #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations SPOIL FOOD AND DRINK 1st-lvl transmutation CT: 1 act R: 30ft C: V,S D: Inst All nonmagical food and drink within a 5-foot-radius sphere centered on a point of your choice within range […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/anvil-fall #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations ANVIL FALL 1st-lvl transmutation CT: 1 reaction, which you take when you or a creature within 60ft of you falls R: 60ft C: V,M (a small iron weight) D: 1 round Choose up to five falling […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/anvil-fall #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations ANVIL FALL 1st-lvl transmutation CT: 1 reaction, which you take when you or a creature within 60ft of you falls R: 60ft C: V,M (a small iron weight) D: 1 round Choose up to five falling […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/unseeming #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations UNSEEMING 5th-lvl abjuration CT: 1 act R: 60ft C: V,S D: Concent, 1 hr You create a 30-foot-radius sphere centred on a point you choose within range. Until the spell ends, the area is imbued […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/unseeming #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations UNSEEMING 5th-lvl abjuration CT: 1 act R: 60ft C: V,S D: Concent, 1 hr You create a 30-foot-radius sphere centred on a point you choose within range. Until the spell ends, the area is imbued […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/receiving #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations RECEIVING 2nd-lvl evocation CT: 1 act R: Touch C: V,S,M (a piece of gold wire, worth at least 20 gp, consumed) D: Until dispelled You touch a willing creature and bind a message to its mind […]

This might be the most amazing #lego #moc I have ever seen: https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/1phaczz/moc_tictactoe_playing_machine_demo/ The machine's counter-moves are encoded in physical memory and the whole thing is wired with 52 mechanical logic-gates. Unbelievable.

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/receiving #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations RECEIVING 2nd-lvl evocation CT: 1 act R: Touch C: V,S,M (a piece of gold wire, worth at least 20 gp, consumed) D: Until dispelled You touch a willing creature and bind a message to its mind […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/reclaim-materials #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations RECLAIM MATERIALS 4th-lvl transmutation CT: 10 min R: 120ft C: V,S D: Inst You convert a finished object into raw materials of the same kind. For example, you can reduce a wooden bridge […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/reclaim-materials #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations RECLAIM MATERIALS 4th-lvl transmutation CT: 10 min R: 120ft C: V,S D: Inst You convert a finished object into raw materials of the same kind. For example, you can reduce a wooden bridge […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/heroes-hangover #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations HEROES' HANGOVER 6th-lvl conjuration CT: 10 min R: 30ft C: V,S,M (a gem-encrusted pitcher worth at least 1,000 gp) D: Inst You conjure a lavish feast, complete with rich food, flowing […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/heroes-hangover #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew #invertedincantations HEROES' HANGOVER 6th-lvl conjuration CT: 10 min R: 30ft C: V,S,M (a gem-encrusted pitcher worth at least 1,000 gp) D: Inst You conjure a lavish feast, complete with rich food, flowing […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/zone-of-lies #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew INVERTED INCANTATIONS ZONE OF LIES 2nd-lvl enchantment CT: 1 act R: 60ft C: V,S D: 10 min You create a magical zone that enforces deception in a 15-foot-radius sphere centred on a point of your choice within range […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/zone-of-lies #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew INVERTED INCANTATIONS ZONE OF LIES 2nd-lvl enchantment CT: 1 act R: 60ft C: V,S D: 10 min You create a magical zone that enforces deception in a 15-foot-radius sphere centred on a point of your choice within range […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/grand-entrance #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew INVERTED INCANTATIONS GRAND ENTRANCE 1st-lvl illusion CT: 1 act R: Self C: V,S,M (a small gilt fan) D: Concent, 1 hr A flourish of magic heralds your arrival. For the duration, you and up to nine creatures you […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/grand-entrance #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew INVERTED INCANTATIONS GRAND ENTRANCE 1st-lvl illusion CT: 1 act R: Self C: V,S,M (a small gilt fan) D: Concent, 1 hr A flourish of magic heralds your arrival. For the duration, you and up to nine creatures you […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/confound-languages #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew INVERTED INCANTATIONS CONFOUND LANGUAGES 1st-lvl enchantment CT: 1 act R: 30ft C: V,S,M (a small knotted cord) D: 10 min You twist a creature's grasp of language. Choose one creature that you can see within […]

Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/confound-languages #dnd #5e #ttrpg #homebrew INVERTED INCANTATIONS CONFOUND LANGUAGES 1st-lvl enchantment CT: 1 act R: 30ft C: V,S,M (a small knotted cord) D: 10 min You twist a creature's grasp of language. Choose one creature that you can see within […]

Ezrin's Introduction to #InvertedInvocations Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/inverted-invocations I have come to believe that – save for a small number of perfectly symmetrical spells* – every spell possesses an inverse. My theory is simple […] [Original post on social.jifish.co.uk]

Ezrin's Introduction to #InvertedInvocations Full text: https://blog.jifish.co.uk/ezrin/inverted-invocations I have come to believe that – save for a small number of perfectly symmetrical spells* – every spell possesses an inverse. My theory is simple […] [Original post on social.jifish.co.uk]

I had intended to cap off my trilogy of 5e books with a dungeon before returning to Ezrin Quale, but he keeps interrupting me. I sat down a few nights ago to jot down a few ideas and the words just kept flowing. So I'll be posting a piece of writing […] [Original post on social.jifish.co.uk]

I had intended to cap off my trilogy of 5e books with a dungeon before returning to Ezrin Quale, but he keeps interrupting me. I sat down a few nights ago to jot down a few ideas and the words just kept flowing. So I'll be posting a piece of writing […] [Original post on social.jifish.co.uk]

I bought a 'dead' teddy in a local antique shop and gave him new life. I need some black embroidery thread to redo his mouth and have ordered him a smart knitted cardy.

Return to Monkey Island Panel Two years ago five members of the #ReturnToMonkeyIsland dev team were on a panel at the 2023 @devcom_global in Cologne, Germany. The video was never publicly available, until now… Panelists are the game’s designers […] [Original post on mastodon.gamedev.place]

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

It seems that a doctored copy of the high court Banksy showing the placard as a St George's cross is a circulating online. So I thought I would post a real Banksy from 2003.

Me and @codemonkey_uk realised Getting Away With Murder RPG back in 2020. Yesterday, it was the #drivethrurpg "Deal of the Day" and we sold more copies than the entire lifetime of the book. Turns out visibility makes a HUGE difference.

There are still 5 hours left to buy Getting Away With Murder at 50% off! https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/332217/getting-away-with-murder?src=DotD #ttrpg #improv #dmless #murdermystery #cozymystery

I wrote a simple Stream Deck plugin that fetches an image on a timer (or button press) and sets the key image. With a small web script, it can display almost anything. I’ve only tested on a third-party deck, so I’d love a check on a real Elgato #streamdeck. Repo + instructions […]