Not relevant to this situation, but to others: Learn how to be a legal menace and hang juries. All of them. Every single time you sit as a juror, set them free. Be the reason no one is sent to prison again. Say you're not convinced by the evidence and the person isn't guilty. You have that right.

What does it mean when people constantly call you wholesome, but you have the mouth of Samuel L? 😭

What does an "uncomfortable amount of cheese" look like?

I've noticed how the camera people purposely pick up certain shots like this, giving jerk jockies exactly what they want. How is this NOT considered non-consensual digital porn? How is this any different from an upskirt photo? Genuine question. #bb27

I feel like I'm in that one place where SpongeBob couldn't catch a bus to save his fucking life, man.

Realizing Mickey probably has HOHitis and will return back to normal Thursday night is just #bb27

And she'll never get another HOH key again in her life... #bb27

MICKEY WHY TF DO YOU PMO LIKE THIS?!

Did I put all of my eggs into one basket? No. Do I still have eggs left? Yes, but fuck those eggs.

Riley looks like a gta vice city npc #bb27

The sims is ass nowadays. Every expansion - ass. Wanna know why? Because the base game is ass. The sims themselves are dumb as hell. I just had a sim wicked whimming and her own dumbass family tried to join.

The name 'Skippy' isn't mean enough 😒 listening to this theme over and over, plus having to see KC win a veto all in one week is soooo fkn evil. 😒😒😒 Janky 😭

Diddys dream girl Miss marry on a plantation Miss mi gente Latino Miss no habla espagnol azz Miss steal Black american women vocals like brandy and chante Moore then lie about it MISS STEAL ASHANTIS LYRICS AND VOCALS MISS MAKE A NARCISSISTIC LOVE PROJECT TO HERSLEF RUINING HER MARRIAGE

they know how to irritate us so bad istg 😭 #bb27

I miss Quirkydude sm 😩

rolled my eyes so hard, I almost escaped the matrix altogether

it's a form of torture atp

I know they don't make them as unhinged as Raven anymore but can a girl dream. 😭

How did they even survive this? 😳

AY EYE IS FUCKING COOKING US MAN 😭😭😭 wtf

Oh wow. Hell just froze over. Fack!

🗣 Embrace your uniqueness. Grapple with your ability to educate. However, don't suggest family plans to me. You're youtube, not Direct. Know your lane.

they want Kyle from Summerhouse 💀

all somebody gotta do is mention that album and I just

Invasion of Privacy was really an incredible piece of work. Love her down.

that gif of Lisa Rinna showing the inside of her birth canal while dancing on a table is gonna start doing rounds again pretty soon. (a public service announcement)

You ever read something so bad that it makes you say the word "wHore" with a heavy H the way Danny Devito does on it's always sunny?? No? Oh, okay. Have a good day.

Blacksky Big Brother fans make some mfkn nooooise.

Amy Schumer is making a comeback?? Tell her not to. 😟

Ashley Darby's kids are absolutely adorable. Now, with that being said, does anyone happen to have that pic of Michael's head photoshopped onto them? I need it for research or something. #rhop

"Putting on the Ritz" had me aflutter.

Why are your eyes so LOUD? You can't turn them down even a little bit? Did you try?

I shoulda just went to sleep 💔 smdh

I just realized that I could actually go to sleep right now. Like at a decent time, too? But I just found out about the Karen Read trial, and I think this would be a good time to get caught up with everything from the start.

San Andreas simply because when you stop the traffic suddenly, one of the NPCs shouts, "Damn ,CJ! You like my asshole, man. Always holdin' up shit!"

Please, for the love of everything that's real, Stop using AI for your Diddy Trial thumbnails. He's already a monster and creepy as hell, AS IS.

I won't stop having faith that you'll come home safe Paige. Love you and miss you so much. 💗

This man looked at me dead in my face and said, "You're funny". RIP to my sense of humor, I guess. 🕊💔 damn

I'm over here foaming at the mouth waiting for a new episode of the reliving single podcast. I just finished the last one (posted 14hrs ago) and I'm already scratching my neck like tyrone biggums. Like wow. I have an undying love for binge watching. First step is admitting there's a problem...

Oh shit. I accidentally been up for 3 days.

Wait, so the Buffy remake rumor is real this time?

"Tom cruise's pr trying to cover up all the weird shit he's done in the past so he can return to work is a boss fight level recession indica-"

Merce really was in that purse? 😳

Jokes on me, I always thought I was attracted to men in suits. Come to find out...

If heat rises, does coolness technically fall?

Am I the last to know about #SeekingMavisBeacon? I can't wait to see how she's been doing all these years.